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Old 10-08-2003, 11:52 AM   #2921 (permalink)
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CL just sent me an order for 3 (three) pair of sleeper jammies...with the bunnies on them...
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Old 10-08-2003, 12:14 PM   #2922 (permalink)
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Poor uncle phil had to fill CL's order from out of his own closet.........hmmm....he might still be in the closet
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Old 10-08-2003, 09:54 PM   #2923 (permalink)
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Paddyjoe just popped out of uncle phil's closet to log that last entry. He's back in by now.
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Old 10-09-2003, 04:47 AM   #2924 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:32 AM   #2925 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus thinks it is funny to tease wry1 for knowing Geoff Feiger, but in reality the only reason Conclamo Ludus knows this about wry1 is that Conclamo is a former client of Feiger's.....and is still pissed-off about the 15 1/2 to 25 that he's serving at the "Butt-Monkey" correctional facility in Big Rapids, Michigan.

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Old 10-09-2003, 07:39 AM   #2926 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2003, 09:07 AM   #2927 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2003, 09:36 AM   #2928 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2003, 09:38 AM   #2929 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2003, 12:13 PM   #2930 (permalink)
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:37 PM   #2931 (permalink)
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uncle phil doesn't wear anything on his feet.

he wears nothin' but the bottom portion of his sleeper jammies.
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Old 10-09-2003, 11:47 PM   #2932 (permalink)
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Too bad about flymans' neighbors.
The garbage dump sent his trash back as "unacceptable".
He was happy.
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Old 10-10-2003, 12:00 AM   #2933 (permalink)
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Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with flyman, and no number of restraining orders will stop him from making flyman his....
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Old 10-10-2003, 06:02 AM   #2934 (permalink)
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wry1 feet are 2 different sizes.... ones a 10 the other is a 7.


His shoes are 8 1/2.
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Old 10-10-2003, 08:27 AM   #2935 (permalink)
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Midlandmadman can't put down "Bridget Jones Diary." Its the best book he's ever read.
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Old 10-10-2003, 10:49 AM   #2936 (permalink)
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Conclamo can't put Bridget Jones' Diary down either....one of the "sticky pages" dried and stuck to his hand.
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Old 10-10-2003, 12:04 PM   #2937 (permalink)
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the wry one got those pages sticky...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-10-2003, 01:03 PM   #2938 (permalink)
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Uncle phil ghost-wrote Bridget Jones's diary
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Old 10-10-2003, 01:05 PM   #2939 (permalink)
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Its a story based on the life of tekaweni. Which is why its so interesting.
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Old 10-10-2003, 10:04 PM   #2940 (permalink)
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whats with all this Bridget Jones hatred...?

did she not tip you at your last gorilla-gram gig Con Clams??
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Old 10-11-2003, 01:42 AM   #2941 (permalink)
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bundy is a closet drinker and he's in love with that biatch Celine Dion
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Old 10-11-2003, 01:44 AM   #2942 (permalink)
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Flyman hates Cheetos.

Bastard.
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Old 10-11-2003, 02:27 AM   #2943 (permalink)
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Batman wasnīt the mastermind who stole The Scream from its secure oslo home... he was just the lucky guy who found the masterminds hiding place down by the river.

heaven only knows what Batman was doing down by the river, all by himself... he was probably nude.
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Old 10-11-2003, 03:35 AM   #2944 (permalink)
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Batman wasnīt the mastermind who stole The Scream from its secure oslo home... he was just the lucky guy who found the masterminds hiding place down by the river.

heaven only knows what Batman was doing down by the river, all by himself... he was probably nude.
He was probably living in a van...


bundy was thrown out of The Summit for belching "Jimmy Crack Corn" at the waiter.
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Old 10-11-2003, 05:35 AM   #2945 (permalink)
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Fremen got sacked from his dish-pig job at The Summit because he used to steal the industrial strength detergent.

he though that if he used the detergent on his genitals, itīd get rid of those nasty nasty germs he managed to pick up in Kings Cross.

btw, it was Fremens old mate, Phil who recommended those houses of ill-repute in the Cross where he caught those germs.
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Old 10-11-2003, 05:40 AM   #2946 (permalink)
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bundy seems to know an awful lot about genital germs
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Old 10-11-2003, 10:36 PM   #2947 (permalink)
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flyman is just trying to divert the attention away from the whole "genital" issue, all the while he's secretly preparing butter for those "crabs" of fremen's.....
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Old 10-13-2003, 02:12 AM   #2948 (permalink)
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wry1īs main ambition in life is to utterly destroy this great thread.

but we wonīt let him, will we people... people?? anyone out there??
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Old 10-13-2003, 03:07 AM   #2949 (permalink)
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Heard on bundys' answering machine:

"Hola, Senor bundy! Why for you not to bring our leetle nino's diapers to the hacienda?"
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Old 10-13-2003, 03:33 AM   #2950 (permalink)
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Fremen has just been so excited lately about his new diaper washing position. Custom washes each one by hand is what I hear.
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Old 10-13-2003, 05:14 AM   #2951 (permalink)
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joe here,has been trying to get Fremen to wash his diapers while still in them.

(just like phil tried to do with the sleeper jammies)

Cha----Ching.......double whammy
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Old 10-13-2003, 06:02 AM   #2952 (permalink)
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flyman recycles his weed
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Old 10-13-2003, 12:40 PM   #2953 (permalink)
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Quote:
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flyman recycles his weed
i wanted this one (^) soooo bad...

tech weenie is debating the relative merits of sleeper jammies as opposed to duct tape...
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Old 10-13-2003, 12:47 PM   #2954 (permalink)
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uncle phil insists on wearing a shower cap to work every day. He claims that his hair is so beautiful that it must be preserved forever. I don't believe him.
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Old 10-13-2003, 12:47 PM   #2955 (permalink)
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uncle phil only buys recycled weed. In fact, when he goes down to the street corner to buy it, he finds that if he wears his jammies that are held together with duct tape, he'll usually get a discount.


-edit- I gotta learn to type faster- I'll leave unkie phils in only because, well, he deserves it.



CL never has to worry about wearing a shower cap

HE NEVER HAS TAKEN A SHOWER!!!!!

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Old 10-13-2003, 02:49 PM   #2956 (permalink)
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Paddyjoe is faking it with the "slow typing" routine.....he just likes waiting and springing his little surprises on Uncle Phil when nobody expects 'em.
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Old 10-13-2003, 07:02 PM   #2957 (permalink)
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wry1 knows all about the "faking" bit....cuz that's the kind of orgasms he gets from the chicks he's with...........
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Old 10-13-2003, 07:07 PM   #2958 (permalink)
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Flyman has sticky fingers.
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Old 10-13-2003, 07:13 PM   #2959 (permalink)
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splck has a hard time using everyday kitchen shears.......
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Old 10-13-2003, 08:50 PM   #2960 (permalink)
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flyman used garden shears to trim his forest-like pubic hair this morning.

he decided that the whole afro-style jungle of black hair down there was just not hip... so he sharpened up the garden shears and let loose.


btw, Fremen... that last one on me was great!!! loved the answering machine idea!!
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