09-24-2003, 10:33 PM | #2841 (permalink) |
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well, yes, bernie, i was nude.
and i do often wonder about what colour, if any, my next laces shall be. In a past life, Bernadette was in fact a lover of the great Sun King, Louis XIV. As a (rather lewd) gift, the great, lavish king designed a glass in the shape of her breast from which to sip his champagne. Outraged, Bernadette, designed another champagne glass, this time shaped in the likeness of his penis (hence the champagne flute). however, when he found out that this glass was only 3 inches deep (or long), he arranged for her to visit Madame Guillotine. Strangely, Bernadette, throughout all of her lives since, has carried a scar on her neck. she has also been able to let herself savour the lovely taste of fine champagne.
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09-25-2003, 06:33 AM | #2843 (permalink) |
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Location: Salt Lake City
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Flyman, several years back, shot a dear and made a deer suit so that some day if someone happened to be chasing wildlife around wearing a garter belt, bikini top and some form of shoes he could participate in the fun.
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09-25-2003, 07:38 AM | #2845 (permalink) |
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Location: The South
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Pyrate was once a Norse god (a lesser god). Pator the Gender crossed. He would hang around the Rainbow Bridge looking for young strapping Norse boys freshly killed in battle. He would then 'teach' them how things worked in the afterlife. He was always impeccably dressed, but gave it all up after Thor spurned him publicly in front of mortals.
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09-25-2003, 12:13 PM | #2846 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pheatius only owns one sock...
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09-26-2003, 08:03 AM | #2853 (permalink) |
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Location: Salt Lake City
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All of Midlandmans clothing have a P on them for Pancakes, because he likes to eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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09-26-2003, 11:14 AM | #2854 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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damn, belt's still hanging around that street corner, but at least the wind's picking up so he'll be able to move on in a little while...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-27-2003, 12:40 AM | #2859 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Quasi once ran naked in Safeway so the little old ladies could have a thrill and weigh his melons.
Exhibition match, ha! bundy, my toads are s-o-o gonna win the Australian Open.
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09-27-2003, 10:31 PM | #2865 (permalink) |
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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" And when we meet, which I'm sure we will, all that was then will be there still I'll let it pass and hold my tongue and you will think that I've moved on...."
Bundy is afraid that the quote above will be interpreted as a come-on by Barbara Bush, and that she will demand to see the tongue! (Good Luck, Bundy!)
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09-29-2003, 04:47 AM | #2871 (permalink) |
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Location: Tokyo
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Flyman will be cheering on his beloved Canadian Rugby Team in this years Rugby World Cup, from his dunny.
even when the wallabies are mauling them, the bokkas are donkey punching them and the kiwis are giving them a cricket score, Flyman will be shouting, cheering and wiping his arse for his big burly tree-chopping boys.
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09-29-2003, 12:09 PM | #2873 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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fre launders all of bundy's soiled sleeper jammies...for (you guessed it)...FREE...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-30-2003, 08:54 AM | #2877 (permalink) |
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Location: Salt Lake City
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CL didn't have to think a second before deciding which bird he wanted to be, thats right you guessed it Boobie.
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09-30-2003, 09:04 AM | #2878 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Salt Lake City
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Beltruckus wants to be a Titmouse it just so happened that CL's second choice was also the titmouse.
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09-30-2003, 12:42 PM | #2879 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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belt is still hanging around that street corner because he can't remember where he lives...
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