Charlatan

Beltruckus enjoys attending concerts by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir... but only for the boys.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

charlatan enjoys giving belt his extra tickets to the mormon tubercular choir so that he doesn't have to sit alone...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Conclamo Ludus

uncle phil thinks the Upper Peninsula is that funny looking organ in our bodies that we no longer use just above the spleen.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

bernadette

Conclamo Ludus fantasizes about the neighbor church lady who plays hymns on the organ late at night. she plays that baseball organ music, too. that's what really gets him riled up.

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Force 10

bernadette's a really good friend....and likes it.


(ps. I smile every time I read your footer)

Fly

Rup likes to stick things into stuffed toy animals.....

(i won't tell you what though...just use your imagination)

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SterlingStudios

bundy

Flyman only knows this because hes also in this filthy little Soft-Toy Penetration ring.

but, unlike Ruprex, he doesn´t stop at sticking sharp objects into the poor little teddy bears... he dresses them up, performs grooming rituals on them such as shaving, and moisturising, then stabs them viciously with a surgeons scalpel, over and over.

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Beltruckus

good thing most of the people are over 40....

Bundy has an attractive daughter that he wishes he could fantasize over her, unfortunately he personally does not find her attractive in that sense.

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Pheatius

Beltruckus was once one of the Wonder Twins...You will have to guess which one yourself.

Conclamo Ludus

Pheatius is Feces in latin. I swear.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

uncle phil

uncle phil has been to the upper peninsula, over the mackinac bridge, and into the sault...CL looked like one of the toll collectors...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Beltruckus

Uncle phil, if provoked, will pull out your heart. But then he feels bad and puts it back in before you die. What a sweet heart.

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Robblee

Beltruckus has about 100 stray cats in his house & pants

bundy

wtf?
lemme get this straight... i have a hot daughter, who i wish i could find hot, but can´t?? how does that work??

anyway,
Robblee has had too many Wobblee pops this morning, and is now way to pissed to think about anything but BLTs stray cat fetish.

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Meridae'n

Bundy was the drummer in TISM

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JumpinJesus

Meridae'n keeps a fur-covered diary with the words "Keep Out" in hot pink printed on the cover. This diary is used to detail all the nefarious plans the Wal-Mart greeters are hatching.

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bennyb

JumpinJesus has a strange attraction to over sized hotpants. And likes it in the badonkadonk

Fly

bennyb has a problem with distributing bennys....

that's why he has a name as such......


*hey man.....wanna buy some ludes?.....*

(bundy knows what i mean.)

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SterlingStudios

bundy

flyman doesn´t trust these individuals...


yes Fly, i know what you mean (wink wink)

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Fly

(stevieY knows........)


bundy has a problem with the length of his johnson.

on cold days,he has one helluva time tryin' to take a squirt.....while coming up with excuses about takin' a swim or somethin'.

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SterlingStudios

Conclamo Ludus

Flyman has no problem with the length of bundy's johnson. He says, "it fits just right."

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

paddyjoe

y'see it alway's comes down to flyman's and bundy's `games'.

It's nice that CL has finally been invited to sit in. I'm sure he brought his favorite lube...........eh?

bundy

yes heres a picture of when PJ came along in the back seat to play some of our GAMES...



we played nice.
Flyman offered him some ludes and some SCAG, i even commented on the shape of this fine rounded skull.
but PJ couldn´t handle it. he ran off into the desert. to be alone. and sober.

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Fremen

bundys' hometown police keep a flier posted about him at the station houses, warning to be on the alert when he's in town.
They can tell when he's in town.........due to the increase in pregnancies of neighborhood cats.

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bundy

thats right Fremen, i´m just some randy, rampant old tom cat.

or should i call you by your full name?

Fremen is only your first name... your surname is ZOD!

so, Fremen Zod now that we all know who you are... would you care to explain your last failed attempt at a world takeover??



looks like you picked the wrong team for that there takeover huh!

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Fremen

Oh the shame! The horror!
My posse assured me we had all those photos destroyed!
All I can say in my defense is, when I heard of the riches of Houston, I went a little power hungry. Started imagining I had all these "super" powers and even took advice from some doofus named after the flora on your world.
I'm all better now, thank you. *whistles nonchalantly*


When bundy gets the urge to play a game, he whips out Candyland and cheats his ass off against his kids.

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Batman976

I don't know what it is with Freman, but I happen to know that he's got this weird fetish...

He likes to empty a bag of Fritos on his chair, then he sits down bare-assed on the Fritos.

Personally, I think it's kinda sick.

Four Fingers

But surely not as sick as your own little fetish, mister Batman.

Late at night, Batman often sneaks downstairs to the kitchen. What he does there is almost too disturbing to discribe in words. Almost.

He actually puts dog food inside his anus. Then he drinks as much water as possible.

He waits until enough water reaches his alimentary canal, then letting go of this sick mixture of water and dog food.

His disgusting habit does not end there. He also eats the fake diarrhea - while taking pictures of the act.

And... it gets him a hard on.

Beat that.

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Beltruckus

after batman goes through with the dog food procedure Four fingers pretends to stick his 5th finger into batmans anus, it doesn't work usually.

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Pheatius

Beltruckus & Four Fingers like to post thread-killing disgusting forays into fecal matter.

Beltruckus

Hey I just said he likes to pretend to stick his finger in a hole, he has 4 fingers so he can't nothing disgusting about that..

Pheatius secretly likes discussions about poop.

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Seanathan03

sexy cat wants to have sex with a....dog...not a cat oddly enough

Batman976

Seanathan only reads the first page of threads before posting.

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Conclamo Ludus

Batman976 is really batgirl using Bruce's login again. If you don't quit I'm going to email Alfred again.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

uncle phil

CL is still collecting tolls on the bridge...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle "Yankee Doodle" phil runs a bubble bath, lines up his rubber duckies all in a row for company, gets in and relaxes, then he makes up his beautimas lyrics.

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Fly

Fremen secretly listens to uncle phil's lyrics in a warm bubble bath

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Conclamo Ludus

Flyman "scrubs" Fremen's back. Ironically they leave the tub, dirtier than when they got in.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Fremen

Co-Lo hangs around and sips from the tub, murmuring, "Ambrosia."

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bundy

Fremen faced north at Culloden.

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