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bundy · 09-05-2003, 03:50 PM

Con is eagerly awaiting the dvd release of the live SpongeBob Squarepants stage production.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-05-2003, 05:11 PM

That's SpongeBob Squarepants on ice, thank you very much. So Bundy, how do you ice skate so well in that giant costume?

Fremen · 09-05-2003, 09:43 PM

Co-Lu uses his prehensile tongue to unclog the kitchen sink.

Fly · 09-06-2003, 04:26 AM

Fremen made his own av about how much he loves moths.

.......we all know you're terrified of them......

nice try though

bundy · 09-06-2003, 04:34 AM

flyman is an avid fan of Jeff (the purple Wiggle).

shouting, "...WAKE UP JEFF!!" is how the fly greets every morning.

Fly · 09-06-2003, 05:46 AM

aahhhhhh bundy........

well my friend bundy here....is one of the few people that has had sexual relations with an earthworm.

*kinda hints to the size of his johnson eh*

splck · 09-06-2003, 06:10 AM

Flyman uses stilts in order to see above the kitchen counter.

bundy · 09-06-2003, 04:25 PM

splck has to be lifted onto the kitchen counter so that i he can interact with the rest of his household at their level.

Fly · 09-06-2003, 07:23 PM

bundy is still shocked that i know about the earthworm deal.

*poor guy*

3leggedfrog · 09-06-2003, 07:32 PM

flyman made scary move II happen. he was the inspiration for the sceen when smokey started to smoke himself. the writers saw flyman trying that in real life and said lets make a sequel to the worst move ever. thanks flyman! next time dont smoke around important people like that. they might make a squel to it again.... no wait .... gasp.... again flyman!

Fly · 09-06-2003, 07:34 PM

3 forgot to hit refresh

3leggedfrog · 09-06-2003, 07:43 PM

got to love edits!!!!

bundy · 09-06-2003, 11:52 PM

3leggedfrog is deeply in love with the edit tab.

Fly · 09-07-2003, 06:27 AM

bundy is deeply in love with frogs

*and earthworms i hear*

paddyjoe · 09-07-2003, 08:43 AM

One time, flyman stuck a joint in his ass and blew off a monster fart just to shotgun bundy!

wheee.....doubleheader.........eh?

Fly · 09-07-2003, 09:23 AM

speaking of double headers there PJ.......

what's that in your sock drawer?

*dildo man*

eh

3leggedfrog · 09-07-2003, 01:53 PM

flyman has a baby sister who goes by the name janna jamersion. lucky guy.

never · 09-07-2003, 03:18 PM

WOAH DUDE!!! You have smoked yourself Retarded. J/K. HAHA

dr_clocker · 09-07-2003, 03:39 PM

Never, name and coincidentaly the number of times Never's been laid

Fly · 09-07-2003, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3leggedfrog
flyman has a baby sister who goes by the name janna jamersion. lucky guy.

oh hell man i wish.....

dr clocker,according to all his buddies,is a gynecologist that portrays himself as dentist.

"excuse me miss,but would you like me to numb the area for you?"

"numb,numb,numb,numb,numb.........

Fremen · 09-07-2003, 04:36 PM

flyman likes to burp Tupperware in his spare time.

tropicdiver · 09-07-2003, 04:55 PM

Fremen has this fantasy that he is a proctologist. He thinks about it so much, his middle finger has a constant erection.

ariekitten · 09-07-2003, 05:13 PM

tropic diver doesn't really like diving in the tropic. he really likes diving into sewer systems and city dumps. also, he's not a rookie, he just pretends he is so girls will feel sorry for him and "show him the ropes" of the TFP

JStrider · 09-07-2003, 05:45 PM

deep inside ariekitten isnt really a kitten... shes a cat eating dog!!!

anleja · 09-07-2003, 07:55 PM

deep inside Jstrider isn't a heart... but a mechanical mess of wires, sparkplugs, pulleys, and gears!

3leggedfrog · 09-07-2003, 09:50 PM

anleja is such a nice person helping to raise money for charities. so says the rap sheet on the FBI's 50 most dangerous criminals list.

bundy · 09-07-2003, 11:49 PM

3leggyfrogs is just upset since anleja got a higher ranking in the FBI top 50.

don´t 3leggyfrogs, you can always go on another rampage through the white house.

3leggedfrog · 09-08-2003, 07:19 AM

bundy is in a secret society thats sole aim is to prove that they are not part of the united states. that secret society is called Canada.

(on a side note most of my extended family is also a part of this society)

*pulls out a shotgun and begins to spraying the white house with buck shot yelling "top 50 here i come"*

Midlandmadman · 09-08-2003, 09:00 AM

3leggedfrog always keeps a roadside emergency kit near his bed..... just in case.

ariekitten · 09-08-2003, 12:25 PM

midlandman isn't really a man, he's actually midlandWOMAN!

he doesn't live in midland, nor has he ever been there!

uncle phil · 09-08-2003, 12:32 PM

arie HATES west texas, especially when she's there...

Giant Hamburger · 09-08-2003, 01:04 PM

Uncle Phil is

Strumming Munku's pain with his fingers,
Singing Munku's life with his words,
Killing Munku softly with his song.

I for one, encourage him.
Go forth and kill, Uncle Phil!
-GH

ariekitten · 09-08-2003, 01:34 PM

Giant Hamburger is really a Giant TOFUburger without cheese.....
he's liked by vegans and vegitarians everywhere, but meat lovers like ariekitten and JStrider say "i'll pass"

and he's only served at restaurants that serve expensive mineral water, which secretly is bad for your sex drive.

JumpinJesus · 09-08-2003, 01:40 PM

ariekitten videotaped every episode of CopRock and pops them in whenever she's feeling blue. She lip-synchs each episode while performing the latest hip-hop dance craze dressed in a mall security guard uniform.

ariekitten · 09-08-2003, 01:51 PM

JumpinJesus is really Jesus, jumping to the sounds of satan burning in hell. he likes the latest hard rock goth music, even though you woulda never guessed it. :-p
and he also secretly is president bush, as his avatar suggests.

3leggedfrog · 09-08-2003, 05:37 PM

ariekitten lip-synchs... noooooo say it ain't so ariekitten.

on a lighter note ariekitten is really a super hero (spandex and all) who goes by the name fat lady. her special ability is singing. criminals everywhere beware when she she shows up its all over. (even though shes not fat and she lip-synchs)

guypunkr · 09-08-2003, 06:28 PM

3leggedfrog isn't a three-legged frog, he's actually a Gladavarkinian with an eighty-seven foot long penis that looks like a three-legged frog. Frog is also made out of spare parts from Arie's local graveyard.

Fly · 09-08-2003, 06:41 PM

guypunkr is a rotten punk.

i caught him in my carport tryin' to steal my extension cord of all things.

bundy · 09-08-2003, 07:20 PM

dammit!
i wanted to reveal punkys secret.
the fly likes to prevent me from harassing punky.

oh, and the Fly is also responsible for making 3leggyfrogs think i´m Canadian.

Fly · 09-08-2003, 07:23 PM

bundy just makes it seem like he's an aussie.

deep down he's a canadian....

sorry eh...mate.

09-05-2003, 03:50 PM	#2641 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Con is eagerly awaiting the dvd release of the live SpongeBob Squarepants stage production. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-05-2003, 05:11 PM	#2642 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	That's SpongeBob Squarepants on ice, thank you very much. So Bundy, how do you ice skate so well in that giant costume? __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-05-2003, 09:43 PM	#2643 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Co-Lu uses his prehensile tongue to unclog the kitchen sink. __________________ Google

09-06-2003, 04:26 AM	#2644 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fremen made his own av about how much he loves moths. .......we all know you're terrified of them...... nice try though __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-06-2003, 04:34 AM	#2645 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	flyman is an avid fan of Jeff (the purple Wiggle). shouting, "...WAKE UP JEFF!!" is how the fly greets every morning. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-06-2003, 05:46 AM	#2646 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	aahhhhhh bundy........ well my friend bundy here....is one of the few people that has had sexual relations with an earthworm. kinda hints to the size of his johnson eh __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios Last edited by Fly; 09-06-2003 at 07:23 PM..

09-06-2003, 06:10 AM	#2647 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flyman uses stilts in order to see above the kitchen counter. __________________ nice line eh?

09-06-2003, 04:25 PM	#2648 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	splck has to be lifted onto the kitchen counter so that i he can interact with the rest of his household at their level. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-06-2003, 07:23 PM	#2649 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy is still shocked that i know about the earthworm deal. poor guy __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-06-2003, 07:32 PM	#2650 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	flyman made scary move II happen. he was the inspiration for the sceen when smokey started to smoke himself. the writers saw flyman trying that in real life and said lets make a sequel to the worst move ever. thanks flyman! next time dont smoke around important people like that. they might make a squel to it again.... no wait .... gasp.... again flyman! __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day." Last edited by 3leggedfrog; 09-06-2003 at 07:42 PM..

09-06-2003, 07:34 PM	#2651 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	3 forgot to hit refresh __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-06-2003, 07:43 PM	#2652 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	got to love edits!!!! __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

09-06-2003, 11:52 PM	#2653 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	3leggedfrog is deeply in love with the edit tab. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-07-2003, 06:27 AM	#2654 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy is deeply in love with frogs and earthworms i hear __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-07-2003, 08:43 AM	#2655 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	One time, flyman stuck a joint in his ass and blew off a monster fart just to shotgun bundy! wheee.....doubleheader.........eh?

09-08-2003, 12:25 PM	#2670 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	midlandman isn't really a man, he's actually midlandWOMAN! he doesn't live in midland, nor has he ever been there! __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-07-2003, 09:23 AM	#2656 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	speaking of double headers there PJ....... what's that in your sock drawer? dildo man eh __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-07-2003, 01:53 PM	#2657 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	flyman has a baby sister who goes by the name janna jamersion. lucky guy. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

09-07-2003, 03:18 PM	#2658 (permalink)
never Tilted	WOAH DUDE!!! You have smoked yourself Retarded. J/K. HAHA

09-07-2003, 03:39 PM	#2659 (permalink)
dr_clocker Insane Location: ND	Never, name and coincidentaly the number of times Never's been laid __________________ You cant help from growing old, but that doesnt mean you have to grow up.

09-07-2003, 04:36 PM	#2661 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman likes to burp Tupperware in his spare time. __________________ Google

09-07-2003, 04:55 PM	#2662 (permalink)
tropicdiver Amazed Location: Austin, Texas	Fremen has this fantasy that he is a proctologist. He thinks about it so much, his middle finger has a constant erection. __________________ Bob Life is short. Break some rules.

09-07-2003, 05:13 PM	#2663 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	tropic diver doesn't really like diving in the tropic. he really likes diving into sewer systems and city dumps. also, he's not a rookie, he just pretends he is so girls will feel sorry for him and "show him the ropes" of the TFP __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-07-2003, 05:45 PM	#2664 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	deep inside ariekitten isnt really a kitten... shes a cat eating dog!!! __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

09-07-2003, 07:55 PM	#2665 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	deep inside Jstrider isn't a heart... but a mechanical mess of wires, sparkplugs, pulleys, and gears!

09-07-2003, 09:50 PM	#2666 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	anleja is such a nice person helping to raise money for charities. so says the rap sheet on the FBI's 50 most dangerous criminals list. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

09-07-2003, 11:49 PM	#2667 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	3leggyfrogs is just upset since anleja got a higher ranking in the FBI top 50. don´t 3leggyfrogs, you can always go on another rampage through the white house. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-08-2003, 07:19 AM	#2668 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	bundy is in a secret society thats sole aim is to prove that they are not part of the united states. that secret society is called Canada. (on a side note most of my extended family is also a part of this society) pulls out a shotgun and begins to spraying the white house with buck shot yelling "top 50 here i come" __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

09-08-2003, 09:00 AM	#2669 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	3leggedfrog always keeps a roadside emergency kit near his bed..... just in case. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-08-2003, 12:32 PM	#2671 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	arie HATES west texas, especially when she's there... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-08-2003, 01:04 PM	#2672 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Uncle Phil is Strumming Munku's pain with his fingers, Singing Munku's life with his words, Killing Munku softly with his song. I for one, encourage him. Go forth and kill, Uncle Phil! -GH

09-08-2003, 01:34 PM	#2673 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	Giant Hamburger is really a Giant TOFUburger without cheese..... he's liked by vegans and vegitarians everywhere, but meat lovers like ariekitten and JStrider say "i'll pass" and he's only served at restaurants that serve expensive mineral water, which secretly is bad for your sex drive. __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-08-2003, 01:40 PM	#2674 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	ariekitten videotaped every episode of CopRock and pops them in whenever she's feeling blue. She lip-synchs each episode while performing the latest hip-hop dance craze dressed in a mall security guard uniform. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

09-08-2003, 01:51 PM	#2675 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	JumpinJesus is really Jesus, jumping to the sounds of satan burning in hell. he likes the latest hard rock goth music, even though you woulda never guessed it. :-p and he also secretly is president bush, as his avatar suggests. __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-08-2003, 05:37 PM	#2676 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	ariekitten lip-synchs... noooooo say it ain't so ariekitten. on a lighter note ariekitten is really a super hero (spandex and all) who goes by the name fat lady. her special ability is singing. criminals everywhere beware when she she shows up its all over. (even though shes not fat and she lip-synchs) __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

09-08-2003, 06:28 PM	#2677 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	3leggedfrog isn't a three-legged frog, he's actually a Gladavarkinian with an eighty-seven foot long penis that looks like a three-legged frog. Frog is also made out of spare parts from Arie's local graveyard.