bundy

you know i´ll always love you Fly... no, the weirdo thing just gets me arroused...

**awkward silence**

fly doesn´t know who represents his beloved Canada in their national rugby squad.

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Ohayo!!!

paddyjoe

bundy loves being the `pivot' man when he, flyman and Meridae'n get together for their weekly.....ummmm.....circle meetings.

Fremen

paddy systematically hunts down his highschool teachers and makes them watch his home movies.

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wry1

Fremen is hoping the doctors are right and that the ugly blisters eventually do go away.

Pheatius

wry1 is Fremen's Doctor at the free clinic.

uncle phil

pheatius delivers the specimens collected at the free clinic...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bundy

phil is the main financial backer behind this dodgy street corner STD clinic.

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Ohayo!!!

Fly

said clinics house such people as....bundy,Meri,uncle phil,splck,Pheatius and of course paddyjoe.

sixtuple whammy...

that's gotta be a record eh?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

bundy

nice one.... that was almost a strike.

but the truly sick individuals are those guys (uncle phil, fly, Meri, splck, pj, Fremen, Conclamo, beltruckus, wry1 and phaetus - not that i wanted to name names) who try to sell the said STDs as bonus offers to the gigolo clientele.



cop that!!!

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Ohayo!!!

Fly

and you know this.....how?

(splain lucy,splain)

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

bundy

because i pimp all of you sexy cats out... thats how!!

dammit... i´m even giving away my deepest darkest secrets now!!

flyman is obsessed with Lucy and Irene.

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Ohayo!!!

Fly

i didn't even have to think and i got you by quoteing you.


*bwaaaahahahahahhhhahahahahhhhahhahaaaaa......*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

splck

Flyman rarely has to think....at least this is what he thinks.

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nice line eh?

bundy

splck is a bus boy at Con Clamo´s Ludus Day Di$co

he earns $0.50 an hour...

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Ohayo!!!

bernadette

bundy takes tap dancing lessons every tuesday afternoon.
and he's getting pretty damn good at the shuffle ball change shuffle hop step.

<i>shhhhh!</i>

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Blistex

bernadette's all time favourite movie is "Glitter"

paddyjoe

where's my cut of the action, superfly?


Anyway, Blistex is bundy's latest `discovery'.

Conclamo Ludus

paddyjoe is the only person that knows a word that rhymes with "orange".

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Beltruckus

Conclamo Ludus will only ride Dumbos ride in disneyland but when he goes to disneyworld he can ride anyride BUT dumbos. no one knows why.

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The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

ariekitten

beltruckus is really a crazed monkey who is giving everyone shitty advice for a $5 fee.

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I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
~Vash, Trigun

>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

uncle phil

arie is jealous of fly's designer sleeper jammies...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bundy

phil has been harassing Luther Vandros for 6 years now.

every day, after wrestling with those piggies in is sleeper jammies (cos we all know what happens when you do it naked), before he cleans off, he sits down and writes dirty, suggestive letters to Luther regarding a possible relationship.

the more mud from the pigs, the dirtier the letters.

Luther is become accustomed to his daily fan mail from Phil, and is just starting to like the idea.

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Ohayo!!!

ariekitten

bundy is really the girl in the picture, who from the shoulders up looks hot, but in reality, she's a hermaphrodite down under and has genital warts. and only one boob. hehe

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I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
~Vash, Trigun

>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

Conclamo Ludus

arielkitten has three breasts. Surprisingly her only 15 minutes of fame that stemmed from her malformity was her co-starring in Total Recall as that triple-breasted alien babe.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

JStrider

well Conclamo Ludus doesnt know how to spell ariekitten... even when its written in the post above his...

:-P

and he likes to have sex with monkeys...

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-=JStrider=-

~Clatto Verata Nicto

ariekitten

JStrider has a seatbelt burn fetish. and he also has a neosporin fetish. he loves putting neosporin on seatbelt burns and blowing on them. he also has a thing for kittens

LMFAO

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I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
~Vash, Trigun

>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

bundy

i´m still speechless at your last remark arie.

but, who hear knows that ariekittens ´sweet oblivion´ location isn´t so sweet smelling, cos its really next door to the local rubbish tip.

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Ohayo!!!

Fly

bundy is the manager of the local rubbish yard.

he get's to pick through all the discarded shit.

he saves plastic buckets.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

bundy

thats right, i save them for you fly, so that you can make genuine trash heap bucket bongs!!

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Ohayo!!!

Fly

dammit bundy....

you weren't supposed to tell man.

bundy gives away all the secrets about the bucket bongs.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Midlandmadman

flymans nickname when he was a child was "Snot-Nose"

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Its good to be back.

BentNotTwisted

Midlandmadman enjoys helping friends and family fix their toilets. He is fascinated by all the cool gadgets in the tank.

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IS THAT IT ???!!!
Do you even know what 'it' is?

When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

ariekitten

bentnottwisted has sex with pizza. he loves it so much that if his own mother were pizza, he'd fuck it. how lovely

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I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
~Vash, Trigun

>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

BentNotTwisted

ariekitten prefers the taste of kitten over cat.

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IS THAT IT ???!!!
Do you even know what 'it' is?

When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

Beltruckus

BNT likes to drive out to the desert and put sand in his underwear then rolls around in a cactus patch. He likes the feel of sand in puncture wounds.

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The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

uncle phil

belt once pissed up a rope because someone told him to...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

marcopolo

Uncle Phil is an Aunt Eater .

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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

BentNotTwisted

marcopolo likes to tell people how he lives life on the edge. He really pushes the envelope by owning a cat even though he is allergic to them.

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IS THAT IT ???!!!
Do you even know what 'it' is?

When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

World's King

BentNotTwisted hasn't seen daylight in nine years.

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

Conclamo Ludus

World's King is still waiting eargerly for the First Season of Captain Planet to be released on DVD.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues