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Ourcrazymodern? · 05-13-2007, 06:30 AM

Fly can't distinguish sexes.

blue_eyes · 05-13-2007, 09:49 PM

but ocm? doesn't really care coz at the drop of a dime he swings anywhich way.

Laugh-O-Matic · 05-13-2007, 11:04 PM

Blue_eyes doesn't have blue eyes, they're actually a freaky red colour, assumed to be blue in the dark.

Sharon · 05-14-2007, 02:14 AM

Despite the name, Laugh-O-Matic is secretly a miserable bastard.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-14-2007, 03:11 PM

I love Sharon, but she rejects me.

SirLance · 05-14-2007, 03:13 PM

Sharon knows that OCM is really a transgendered fruit bat, which is one of many reasons she prefers SirLance!

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-14-2007, 03:15 PM

Heh, we'll have a long, hard talk if you overcome your fear of flying.

Laugh-O-Matic · 05-15-2007, 06:52 AM

OCM? is actually a sane person living in the 1790's.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-15-2007, 07:20 AM

Laugh-O-Matic thinks there are time warps.

SirLance · 05-15-2007, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

Heh, we'll have a long, hard talk if you overcome your fear of flying.

OCM? loves it long and hard!

uncle phil · 05-15-2007, 01:48 PM

SL, still wearin' that old pair of hopalong cassidy socks?

Sharon · 05-15-2007, 04:17 PM

SirLance isn't... but uncle phil is.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-15-2007, 06:01 PM

Sharon had a dream the other night in which she wasn't the wittiest person in the room and woke up screaming.

Laugh-O-Matic · 05-15-2007, 11:51 PM

OCM? had a dream too. But it involved him hopping around in a flowered apron baking apple pies and singin' to songs from the 40's, and hence, not really worth much thought.

uncle phil · 05-16-2007, 04:05 PM

L-O-M emulates the tar baby...

blue_eyes · 05-16-2007, 04:24 PM

Uncle Phil thinks he has a gun in each hand. And wears clothes.

Wrong!

SirLance · 05-16-2007, 10:24 PM

Blue eyes is really Sylvester the Cat in disguise.

Laugh-O-Matic · 05-17-2007, 01:12 AM

SirLance is addicted to chihuahuas.

Zooksport2 · 05-17-2007, 02:48 AM

Is not helping me out in "predict"....

blue_eyes · 05-17-2007, 11:01 AM

When he's not changing his diapers, Zooksport collects yoyos, gum and boogers.

uncle phil · 05-17-2007, 12:49 PM

blue_eyes wears tinted contacts...

777 · 05-17-2007, 10:00 PM

Uncle Phil puts lifts in his shoes.

Sharon · 05-18-2007, 02:34 AM

777 puts socks in his pants.

Zooksport2 · 05-18-2007, 02:40 AM

Sharon does not...... hehehehehe

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-18-2007, 05:36 AM

Zooksport2's chip on his shoulder is actually very small.

Zooksport2 · 05-18-2007, 06:03 AM

OI! stop spreading rumours!!!

OCM loves poetry... sort of

Eeeraq · 05-18-2007, 03:24 PM

Zooksport2 loves OCM?... sort of

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-19-2007, 07:17 AM

Eeeraq is so upright it's impossible to tip him over.

Charlatan · 05-19-2007, 09:54 PM

OCM spends his Friday nights picking fights at the Dairy Queen. His favourite method of pissing people off is stealing peanuts from their Peanut Buster Parfait and saying, "I just LOOOOOVE peanuts!"

Sharon · 05-20-2007, 03:24 AM

Charlatan sleeps in a tub full of grapes.

Laugh-O-Matic · 05-21-2007, 01:23 AM

Sharon, on the other hand, sleeps in the horses' stable. None of the horses feel safe going near her.

uncle phil · 05-21-2007, 12:59 PM

L-O-M has a pet bat in his belfry...

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-22-2007, 07:24 AM

(Why was I told I should boycott this thread?)

uncle phil likes bats.

Laugh-O-Matic · 05-22-2007, 07:27 AM

OCM? was the one who finally killed Kenny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

L-O-M has a pet bat in his belfry...

*Borat style*
I no have penis, I have vageen.

blue_eyes · 05-22-2007, 08:59 PM

LOM how many times have I told you? It's the red underwear and cape...doesn't fool anybody, but I KNOW it's not your fault.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-23-2007, 05:40 AM

blue_eyes eyes are actually violet.

(wait - that belonged in "say something nice...")

Laugh-O-Matic · 05-25-2007, 10:35 PM

OCM? loves trees. He speaks to them regularly and gets turned on by their phallic shape.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-26-2007, 08:59 PM

When L-O-M walks through the woods there are penises everywhere.

(I like bushes, too)

Laugh-O-Matic · 06-16-2007, 12:39 PM

When OCM? walks through the woods, however, 'trees' fall...

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-16-2007, 12:52 PM

That's only because I'm not as good as a conservationist as I would be.
And it's like a hobby for the sons.

Laugh-O-Matic is empathic.

05-13-2007, 06:30 AM	#7921 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Fly can't distinguish sexes. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-13-2007, 09:49 PM	#7922 (permalink)
blue_eyes Upright Location: United States of Canada	but ocm? doesn't really care coz at the drop of a dime he swings anywhich way. __________________ Be creative, invent a perversion

05-13-2007, 11:04 PM	#7923 (permalink)
Laugh-O-Matic Crazy Location: Everywhere :)	Blue_eyes doesn't have blue eyes, they're actually a freaky red colour, assumed to be blue in the dark. __________________ How you bore me, Florrie, With those eyes of vacant blue; You'll be very sorry, Florrie If I marry you. Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie, This I swear is true, I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie, If I marry you. - Saki.

05-14-2007, 03:11 PM	#7925 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I love Sharon, but she rejects me. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-14-2007, 03:13 PM	#7926 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Sharon knows that OCM is really a transgendered fruit bat, which is one of many reasons she prefers SirLance! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-14-2007, 02:14 AM	#7924 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Despite the name, Laugh-O-Matic is secretly a miserable bastard.

05-14-2007, 03:15 PM	#7927 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Heh, we'll have a long, hard talk if you overcome your fear of flying. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-15-2007, 06:52 AM	#7928 (permalink)
Laugh-O-Matic Crazy Location: Everywhere :)	OCM? is actually a sane person living in the 1790's. __________________ How you bore me, Florrie, With those eyes of vacant blue; You'll be very sorry, Florrie If I marry you. Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie, This I swear is true, I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie, If I marry you. - Saki.

05-15-2007, 07:20 AM	#7929 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Laugh-O-Matic thinks there are time warps. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-15-2007, 01:48 PM	#7931 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	SL, still wearin' that old pair of hopalong cassidy socks? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2007, 04:17 PM	#7932 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	SirLance isn't... but uncle phil is.

05-15-2007, 06:01 PM	#7933 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Sharon had a dream the other night in which she wasn't the wittiest person in the room and woke up screaming. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-15-2007, 11:51 PM	#7934 (permalink)
Laugh-O-Matic Crazy Location: Everywhere :)	OCM? had a dream too. But it involved him hopping around in a flowered apron baking apple pies and singin' to songs from the 40's, and hence, not really worth much thought. __________________ How you bore me, Florrie, With those eyes of vacant blue; You'll be very sorry, Florrie If I marry you. Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie, This I swear is true, I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie, If I marry you. - Saki.

05-16-2007, 04:05 PM	#7935 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	L-O-M emulates the tar baby... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-16-2007, 04:24 PM	#7936 (permalink)
blue_eyes Upright Location: United States of Canada	Uncle Phil thinks he has a gun in each hand. And wears clothes. Wrong! __________________ Be creative, invent a perversion

05-17-2007, 02:48 AM	#7939 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Is not helping me out in "predict".... __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

05-17-2007, 10:00 PM	#7942 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Uncle Phil puts lifts in his shoes. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

05-18-2007, 02:40 AM	#7944 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Sharon does not...... hehehehehe __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

05-18-2007, 06:03 AM	#7946 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	OI! stop spreading rumours!!! OCM loves poetry... sort of __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

05-16-2007, 10:24 PM	#7937 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Blue eyes is really Sylvester the Cat in disguise. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-17-2007, 01:12 AM	#7938 (permalink)
Laugh-O-Matic Crazy Location: Everywhere :)	SirLance is addicted to chihuahuas. __________________ How you bore me, Florrie, With those eyes of vacant blue; You'll be very sorry, Florrie If I marry you. Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie, This I swear is true, I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie, If I marry you. - Saki.

05-17-2007, 11:01 AM	#7940 (permalink)
blue_eyes Upright Location: United States of Canada	When he's not changing his diapers, Zooksport collects yoyos, gum and boogers. __________________ Be creative, invent a perversion

05-17-2007, 12:49 PM	#7941 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	blue_eyes wears tinted contacts... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-18-2007, 02:34 AM	#7943 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	777 puts socks in his pants.

05-18-2007, 05:36 AM	#7945 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Zooksport2's chip on his shoulder is actually very small. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-18-2007, 03:24 PM	#7947 (permalink)
Eeeraq Upright Location: Pigseye, MN	Zooksport2 loves OCM?... sort of __________________ remeber that one time we partied all night? me neither.

05-19-2007, 07:17 AM	#7948 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Eeeraq is so upright it's impossible to tip him over. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-19-2007, 09:54 PM	#7949 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	OCM spends his Friday nights picking fights at the Dairy Queen. His favourite method of pissing people off is stealing peanuts from their Peanut Buster Parfait and saying, "I just LOOOOOVE peanuts!" __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-20-2007, 03:24 AM	#7950 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Charlatan sleeps in a tub full of grapes.

05-21-2007, 01:23 AM	#7951 (permalink)
Laugh-O-Matic Crazy Location: Everywhere :)	Sharon, on the other hand, sleeps in the horses' stable. None of the horses feel safe going near her. __________________ How you bore me, Florrie, With those eyes of vacant blue; You'll be very sorry, Florrie If I marry you. Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie, This I swear is true, I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie, If I marry you. - Saki.

05-21-2007, 12:59 PM	#7952 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	L-O-M has a pet bat in his belfry... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-22-2007, 07:24 AM	#7953 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(Why was I told I should boycott this thread?) uncle phil likes bats. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-22-2007, 08:59 PM	#7955 (permalink)
blue_eyes Upright Location: United States of Canada	LOM how many times have I told you? It's the red underwear and cape...doesn't fool anybody, but I KNOW it's not your fault. __________________ Be creative, invent a perversion

05-23-2007, 05:40 AM	#7956 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	blue_eyes eyes are actually violet. (wait - that belonged in "say something nice...") __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-25-2007, 10:35 PM	#7957 (permalink)
Laugh-O-Matic Crazy Location: Everywhere :)	OCM? loves trees. He speaks to them regularly and gets turned on by their phallic shape. __________________ How you bore me, Florrie, With those eyes of vacant blue; You'll be very sorry, Florrie If I marry you. Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie, This I swear is true, I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie, If I marry you. - Saki.

05-26-2007, 08:59 PM	#7958 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	When L-O-M walks through the woods there are penises everywhere. (I like bushes, too) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-16-2007, 12:39 PM	#7959 (permalink)
Laugh-O-Matic Crazy Location: Everywhere :)	When OCM? walks through the woods, however, 'trees' fall... __________________ How you bore me, Florrie, With those eyes of vacant blue; You'll be very sorry, Florrie If I marry you. Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie, This I swear is true, I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie, If I marry you. - Saki.

06-16-2007, 12:52 PM	#7960 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	That's only because I'm not as good as a conservationist as I would be. And it's like a hobby for the sons. Laugh-O-Matic is empathic. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT