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kramus · 05-25-2006, 06:27 PM

Tophat gets a far-away look in his eyes whenever he remembers the time He got one of those special Krispy Kreme donuts.

bparker805 · 05-25-2006, 06:32 PM

kramus secretly enjoys watching telletubby reruns at 3 am but only after he has covered all the windows with tin foil.

Poppinjay · 05-26-2006, 07:48 PM

bparker805 was Tinky Winky. Years later when asked where the strangest place he had ever had sex was, he replied, "in da butt."

SirLance · 05-26-2006, 10:40 PM

Dostoyevsky is Poppinjay's pen name.

Fremen · 05-26-2006, 11:58 PM

SirLance has a dog with a weird foot fetish.

Ample · 05-27-2006, 04:15 AM

Fremen loves to play hopscotch, but only while covered from head to toe in penutbutter

uncle phil · 05-29-2006, 12:50 PM

aplme applies the pb...with a soldering iron...

SirLance · 05-29-2006, 02:45 PM

Uncle Phil was recently seen on Dateline... he's the MySpacer that got away...

Elphaba · 05-29-2006, 03:23 PM

Lady Gwenivere played the beard for SirLance and King Arthur. The truth came out on May Day when the two were found skipping about the err...May "pole."

BigBen · 05-29-2006, 03:26 PM

Elph once testified before a grand jury in "People v. Jacobivich", where she provided expert testimony on perverse sexual acts.

Jacobivich didn't stand a chance.

maleficent · 05-29-2006, 03:50 PM

Big Ben taught Elphaba everything she knows about perverse sexual acts... and then some...

Giant Hamburger · 05-30-2006, 07:59 AM

Maleficent is carrying our love child in her belly.
She ate my baby!

BigBen · 05-30-2006, 09:00 AM

One word:

Tofu.

Sorry, but the secret had to come out.

uncle phil · 05-30-2006, 12:15 PM

and ben was left holding the bag...

BigBen · 05-30-2006, 12:28 PM

Unfortunately, "The Bag" ended up being Uncle Phil's scrotum.

It was a bit sweatty, but tender and alluring at the same time.

Charlatan · 05-30-2006, 12:41 PM

Interestingly Ben was born with a set of gills. Sadly he hasn't been able to figure out how to use them for anything practical. For now he wins bar bets by slurping beer through the slits in his neck...

maleficent · 05-30-2006, 12:41 PM

Big Ben's lifelong goal is to visit the Scrotum shop in Australia and get his very own kangaroo scrotum souvenier.

SirLance · 05-30-2006, 12:57 PM

Mal is the TFP's resident expert on all things scrotum related... she denies it, of course. Methinks she doth protest too much!

Zeraph · 05-31-2006, 12:27 PM

What the rest of SirLance's avatar doesn't show is that he's in the "special forces . . . of pimple poppers" where he is the chief lancer of especially bad pimples.

BigBen · 05-31-2006, 12:42 PM

What Zeraph doesn't know could fill a book.

uncle phil · 05-31-2006, 12:49 PM

said book edited by ben...

Poppinjay · 05-31-2006, 01:46 PM

Stains between the pages supplied by Uncle Phil.

SirLance · 05-31-2006, 01:49 PM

Poppinjay has the capital's first ever kangaroo scrotum franchise.

Fremen · 05-31-2006, 06:50 PM

SirLance screams when he sees the color pink, and then he tries to coordinate his clothes' colors to the object.

Poppinjay · 05-31-2006, 10:08 PM

Fremen is a God among his pets.

Fremen · 05-31-2006, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppinjay

Fremen is a God among his pets.

And I rule with an iron fist!!

Poppy eats fruit cocktail........straight out of the can!!! OMGBBBQ!!

Martian · 06-01-2006, 12:33 AM

Fremen enjoys sex.

His pets don't enjoy it quite as much.

uncle phil · 06-01-2006, 12:09 PM

the martian sends his sleeper-jammies to the dry-cleaners every other week...

Charlatan · 06-01-2006, 12:17 PM

uncle_phil spends his evenings fondling his golf clubs... he dreams of getting a hole in one...

(no double entendres... honest!)

maleficent · 06-01-2006, 12:19 PM

charlatan has 'played golf' with uncle phil... (NOOOO double entendre there...

Poppinjay · 06-01-2006, 12:39 PM

Maleficent is a robotic arm which assembles car doors for the Elyria Honda plant.

Elphaba · 06-01-2006, 12:42 PM

There is a great deal more that Mal knows about charlatan and uncle phil. Those secrets are safe as long as the extortion payments keep coming in.

Fremen · 06-01-2006, 01:04 PM

Elph enjoyed skipping Poppinjay's post because he reminds her of all those Summers spent popping her boyfriend Jay's back zits.

*throws up a little in mouth*

BigBen · 06-01-2006, 02:14 PM

Fremen has an obsessive compulsive disorder; Whenever he reads the word "Encyclopedia", he has to scratch behind his right ear while saying "Brittanica" three times. Don't believe me? Watch this...

Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia

I bet that felt good, Fremen.

Poppinjay · 06-01-2006, 02:43 PM

Big Ben has all of Clay Aiken's albums, and a tasteful nude spread that appeared in Teen Beat.

Elphaba · 06-01-2006, 02:49 PM

Poppinjay sends hateful pm's when he thinks he is being ignored.

Get over yourself! It was a damn accident.

uncle phil · 06-02-2006, 11:51 AM

the elph keeps those extortion payments in a small cookie jar in the back under the bathroom sink...

Lady Sage · 06-02-2006, 12:14 PM

Mr. Uncle_Phil was the second man on the grassy knoll *gasp*

Poppinjay · 06-02-2006, 02:47 PM

Lady Sage is Mr. Hooper.

Elphaba · 06-02-2006, 03:28 PM

Poppinjay never forgives a slight.

05-25-2006, 06:27 PM	#6841 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Tophat gets a far-away look in his eyes whenever he remembers the time He got one of those special Krispy Kreme donuts. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

05-26-2006, 07:48 PM	#6843 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	bparker805 was Tinky Winky. Years later when asked where the strangest place he had ever had sex was, he replied, "in da butt." __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

05-26-2006, 10:40 PM	#6844 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Dostoyevsky is Poppinjay's pen name. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-26-2006, 11:58 PM	#6845 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SirLance has a dog with a weird foot fetish. __________________ Google

05-29-2006, 12:50 PM	#6847 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	aplme applies the pb...with a soldering iron... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-25-2006, 06:32 PM	#6842 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	kramus secretly enjoys watching telletubby reruns at 3 am but only after he has covered all the windows with tin foil.

05-27-2006, 04:15 AM	#6846 (permalink)
Ample Psycho Location: In your closet	Fremen loves to play hopscotch, but only while covered from head to toe in penutbutter

05-29-2006, 02:45 PM	#6848 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Uncle Phil was recently seen on Dateline... he's the MySpacer that got away... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-29-2006, 03:23 PM	#6849 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Lady Gwenivere played the beard for SirLance and King Arthur. The truth came out on May Day when the two were found skipping about the err...May "pole."

05-29-2006, 03:26 PM	#6850 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Elph once testified before a grand jury in "People v. Jacobivich", where she provided expert testimony on perverse sexual acts. Jacobivich didn't stand a chance. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

05-29-2006, 03:50 PM	#6851 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Big Ben taught Elphaba everything she knows about perverse sexual acts... and then some... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less. Last edited by maleficent; 05-29-2006 at 03:53 PM..

05-30-2006, 07:59 AM	#6852 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Maleficent is carrying our love child in her belly. She ate my baby!

05-30-2006, 09:00 AM	#6853 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	One word: Tofu. Sorry, but the secret had to come out. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

05-30-2006, 12:15 PM	#6854 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and ben was left holding the bag... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-30-2006, 12:28 PM	#6855 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Unfortunately, "The Bag" ended up being Uncle Phil's scrotum. It was a bit sweatty, but tender and alluring at the same time. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

05-30-2006, 12:41 PM	#6856 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Interestingly Ben was born with a set of gills. Sadly he hasn't been able to figure out how to use them for anything practical. For now he wins bar bets by slurping beer through the slits in his neck... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-30-2006, 12:41 PM	#6857 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Big Ben's lifelong goal is to visit the Scrotum shop in Australia and get his very own kangaroo scrotum souvenier. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

05-30-2006, 12:57 PM	#6858 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Mal is the TFP's resident expert on all things scrotum related... she denies it, of course. Methinks she doth protest too much! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-31-2006, 12:27 PM	#6859 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	What the rest of SirLance's avatar doesn't show is that he's in the "special forces . . . of pimple poppers" where he is the chief lancer of especially bad pimples.

05-31-2006, 12:42 PM	#6860 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	What Zeraph doesn't know could fill a book. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

05-31-2006, 12:49 PM	#6861 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	said book edited by ben... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-31-2006, 01:46 PM	#6862 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Stains between the pages supplied by Uncle Phil. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

05-31-2006, 01:49 PM	#6863 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Poppinjay has the capital's first ever kangaroo scrotum franchise. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-31-2006, 06:50 PM	#6864 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SirLance screams when he sees the color pink, and then he tries to coordinate his clothes' colors to the object. __________________ Google

05-31-2006, 10:08 PM	#6865 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Fremen is a God among his pets. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

06-01-2006, 12:33 AM	#6867 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	Fremen enjoys sex. His pets don't enjoy it quite as much. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

06-01-2006, 12:09 PM	#6868 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the martian sends his sleeper-jammies to the dry-cleaners every other week... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-01-2006, 12:17 PM	#6869 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	uncle_phil spends his evenings fondling his golf clubs... he dreams of getting a hole in one... (no double entendres... honest!) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-01-2006, 12:19 PM	#6870 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	charlatan has 'played golf' with uncle phil... (NOOOO double entendre there... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

06-01-2006, 12:39 PM	#6871 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Maleficent is a robotic arm which assembles car doors for the Elyria Honda plant. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

06-01-2006, 12:42 PM	#6872 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	There is a great deal more that Mal knows about charlatan and uncle phil. Those secrets are safe as long as the extortion payments keep coming in.

06-01-2006, 01:04 PM	#6873 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Elph enjoyed skipping Poppinjay's post because he reminds her of all those Summers spent popping her boyfriend Jay's back zits. throws up a little in mouth __________________ Google

06-01-2006, 02:14 PM	#6874 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Fremen has an obsessive compulsive disorder; Whenever he reads the word "Encyclopedia", he has to scratch behind his right ear while saying "Brittanica" three times. Don't believe me? Watch this... Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia I bet that felt good, Fremen. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

06-01-2006, 02:43 PM	#6875 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Big Ben has all of Clay Aiken's albums, and a tasteful nude spread that appeared in Teen Beat. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

06-01-2006, 02:49 PM	#6876 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Poppinjay sends hateful pm's when he thinks he is being ignored. Get over yourself! It was a damn accident.