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Old 10-13-2005, 05:25 PM   #6361 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:06 PM   #6362 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2005, 08:32 PM   #6363 (permalink)
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Old 10-14-2005, 03:33 AM   #6364 (permalink)
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Old 10-14-2005, 03:39 AM   #6365 (permalink)
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There's a soldier in the grass
With a bullet in his ass
get it out
get it out
like a good girl scout!
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Old 10-15-2005, 07:21 PM   #6366 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2005, 07:19 AM   #6367 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2005, 09:47 AM   #6368 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2005, 10:26 AM   #6369 (permalink)
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Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the Autumn mist
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Old 10-17-2005, 10:28 AM   #6370 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2005, 10:44 AM   #6371 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:12 PM   #6372 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:50 PM   #6373 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2005, 03:26 PM   #6374 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2005, 03:29 PM   #6375 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2005, 06:03 PM   #6376 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2005, 05:04 AM   #6377 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2005, 05:14 AM   #6378 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2005, 08:08 AM   #6379 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2005, 08:20 AM   #6380 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2005, 08:23 AM   #6381 (permalink)
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I CAN TOO. It's pronounce DAO Whooo. Dow ewww. Dah woooo.

Not Dow est. or Dou-ist.

Like Dan Daoust.


Fresnelly is really the gay older brother from Blossom.
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Old 10-18-2005, 08:44 AM   #6382 (permalink)
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Daoust masturbates to pictures of Six from Blossom.

Ah, hell, we all did.
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Old 10-18-2005, 01:01 PM   #6383 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2005, 01:37 PM   #6384 (permalink)
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Fremen is studying for his big break as a "Fuel Transfer Technician". He has sofar failed Propane, Diesel and Premium Unleaded. The thousands of dollars he has spent for correspondence courses for the certification is money wasted.
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Old 10-18-2005, 01:56 PM   #6385 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2005, 03:12 PM   #6386 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 10-18-2005, 03:16 PM   #6387 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2005, 05:09 AM   #6388 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:01 PM   #6389 (permalink)
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/Why her parents named her Syphilis is another story.
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:36 PM   #6390 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:00 PM   #6391 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:44 PM   #6392 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:46 PM   #6393 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:44 AM   #6394 (permalink)
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Psycho Dad zooms right into the handicapped parking spots.
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Old 10-20-2005, 10:19 AM   #6395 (permalink)
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Poppinjay likes his women like he likes his coffee. Cold and bitter.
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:44 PM   #6396 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:44 PM   #6397 (permalink)
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Charlie is jealous...
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:14 AM   #6398 (permalink)
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SirLance has done everything under his power to bring aboot the fall of Canada.

You can see how well he's done.
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Old 10-21-2005, 07:14 AM   #6399 (permalink)
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You can see how well he has done...
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Old 10-21-2005, 07:31 AM   #6400 (permalink)
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It was an unfortunate deal with the devil. Everybody got screwed.

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