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10-04-2005, 07:08 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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SirLance once made a run for a seat on the city council, but wasn't elected when his father showed up at the polls dressed as Marilyn Monroe.
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10-05-2005, 10:35 AM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Fremen's current mode of transportation is an ox-cart. He tried to take a girl out parking by telling her it was a hayride. She sued for breach of promise!
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10-05-2005, 02:59 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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sirlance was wrong more than once...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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10-05-2005, 03:26 PM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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uncle phil has wig made from his pubic hair... no, not a merkin... this one he wears on his head.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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10-05-2005, 04:06 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Charlie once confused a merkin for a sporran, and was exiled from his clan.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because sheep can hear zippers.
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10-05-2005, 04:18 PM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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SirLance honed his ghost-ninja skills stalking nervous herd animals while carrying chocolates and a charming bouquet of seasonal flowers. He never shared the chocolates with his prey. However, he always found great pleasure in watching them nibble on his floral offering.
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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ...  I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca |
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10-06-2005, 09:51 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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SirLance is crowding Betty White's personal space. Look for a restraining order soon...
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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10-06-2005, 03:42 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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pop is on ritalin...not bad for an older high-school type..
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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10-08-2005, 03:23 PM
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Drifting
Administrator
Location: Windy City
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Paddjoe has a hamster farm ... and he one day plans to power his car with hamsters ... with a hamster as a chauffer
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Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna |
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10-09-2005, 03:33 PM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Skier.... what did you do?!?! <I>WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?</i> <h1>WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?</h1>
You <I>know</i> what you did.... you...... BASTARD. Slovakia will NEVER forgive you.... you will be haunted in taxi cabs EVERYWHERE. And by everywhere, I mean Chicago.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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10-10-2005, 05:50 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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I do it on Mondays, too.
That's when I score my heroin from Fremen. Which, by the way, awas FAKE. Thanks for nothing! Fremen sells chewed up blackjack gum as heroin.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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10-11-2005, 04:01 AM
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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paddyjoe puts an image of himself naked in any picture he takes to subliminaly (sp?) remind all us women what we are missing
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! |
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10-11-2005, 05:52 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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ShaniFaye is a shy Baptist from Opp, Alabama.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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10-11-2005, 01:19 PM
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peekaboo
Location: on the back, bitch
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If you rearrange the letters in SirLance and add a T, you come up with 'larcenist', revealing his true persona-a thief. He is wanted in parts of Nebraska for stealing husks at dusk and wanted in Louisiana for taking prawns at dawn.
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10-11-2005, 01:29 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Curses -- I've been found out!
NG is so hot she has been banned from the local coffehouse. When she walks by, heterosexual males and homosexual females keep spilling their coffee on each other and fights break out. There have been a number of cases of whiplash. ...which makes for a great distraction when one is stealing prawns...
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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes. |
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10-12-2005, 03:51 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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SirLance's stolen prawns all taste like coffee. All of his shirts have coffee stains. He has 2nd degree burns on his thighs.
Caused by coffee.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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10-12-2005, 04:33 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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fre...still pushin' off those shrimp look-a-likes?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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10-12-2005, 05:17 PM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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dawg likes to paint little frowny faces on her toenails... it makes her secretly happy.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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10-13-2005, 03:54 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Alakazam, alakazots, Fremen is at the jimjam, frippin at the krotz.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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10-13-2005, 03:06 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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zaiaz hand-picks the aforementioned potatos...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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10-13-2005, 05:21 PM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Fremen can put both of his legs behind his head at the same time... Problem is he'll do it anywhere, anytime. This is just not something you want to see him doing anywhere let alone, at church, in movie theatres or in traffic jams...
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