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09-22-2005, 05:37 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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dead meat...dead fuckin' meat...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-22-2005, 06:29 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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After years of riding the little bus with Charlatan, Flyman saved up enough money to buy it, and now he drives it to work every day. Charlatan's big secret is that after fly has sorted out his nails so that they point the right way for the side of the house he's working on, Charlatan sends a squad of attack squirrels that swoop in and mix them all up again.
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09-22-2005, 07:31 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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The funny thing is, I beat Fremen every race. All I had to do was open the door, the lights would come on, and he'd stop and look for children crossing while I sped away.....
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09-23-2005, 06:02 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Charlatan is Flyman's horse.
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09-23-2005, 06:13 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Giddyup!
Poppinjay loves to read Agatha Christie novels, but not for the mystery. He just likes to fantasize about Miss Marple.
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09-23-2005, 11:56 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Charlatan is like a rhinestone cowboy, riding out on a horse in a star spangled rodeo, gettin' cards and letter from people he don't even know....
And offers comin' over the phone.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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09-23-2005, 03:29 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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fre...get outta town, man...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-23-2005, 06:56 PM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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As they drove through town, uncle phil had a kind of "red rum" chill go through his spine. The same kind when he read high school lit shit like, "and then I smiled to myself!" Who the fuck smiles to himself? Gaybons, that's who!
Then he picked his nose. And that, my friend, is his deep, dark secret.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet Last edited by Poppinjay; 09-23-2005 at 07:29 PM.. |
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09-24-2005, 02:27 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Fremen enjoys cavorting in tropical storms... but only if he can wear his fur coat.
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09-24-2005, 04:21 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Charlatan dreams of one day putting together a Vespa Scooter Polo league.
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09-24-2005, 08:59 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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splck pissed <i>in</i> coors light. His day job is to top off each can.
(Damn you, Flyman! That's just mean!) 
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09-24-2005, 09:29 PM
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Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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Tophat's day job is to piss in wine coolers.
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09-25-2005, 06:20 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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shazbotus likes to rub Almaden Golden chablis into his nipples. He says it makes him feel like a young girl in the south of France.
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09-25-2005, 06:31 AM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Tophat recently became a young girl in the south of France... OK, honestly? He just stopped bathing and started singing Frere Jacques a lot... but it works for him.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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09-25-2005, 06:55 AM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Charlatan likes to stand to the lee side of young girls in France. It gives him a certain air.
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09-25-2005, 07:59 AM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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fly can smell kramus's odeur from BC, because he has what they in the "Business" call a "Nose".
He usually uses his nose for sussing out quality (Coors) alcoholic beverages, but he's been known to go on a fart smelling spree every other full moon.
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09-25-2005, 08:04 AM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Fremen wishes that flyman could smell his farts... he spends a lot of time trying to customize the smell.
His favourite scent accomplished so far is Tootie Fruitie
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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09-25-2005, 10:44 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Charlatan has won prizes for his dutch-oven skills. He has a particular flair with a blanket.
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09-25-2005, 04:37 PM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Fremen, when he first saw the pictures of the Six Million Dollar man in his avatar thought, "wow, he's covered in iPods."
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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09-26-2005, 08:28 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Charlatan gets drunk and sings Roger Miller tunes.
<I>Trailer for sale or rent.... Rooms to let, fifty cents....
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