Poppinjay

ScottKuma purchased several Jim Neighbors albums at a yard sale, and could be heard muttering, "oh the sweetness, Jimmy, you're all mine..." as he meandered away like a rabies stricken mongrel.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Daoust

Poppinjay muff dives, but only while fully clothed, including wearing a bellaclava

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

Charlatan

Daoust enjoys riding public transit and clipping his toenails...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Poppinjay

Charlatan runs a chigger farm in upper Brattleboro, VT.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

SirLance

ScottKuma has a pet puma named "Fritzie." He secretly lets Fritzie out at night to feed on the pets of neighbors that annoy him.

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Charlatan

SirLance has trouble with doing things in order...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Poppinjay

Charlatan got his name by betraying Jesus' brother John by claiming his karate was no good.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

uncle phil

poppinjay teaches second grade...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

uncle phil never graduated from grade two.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fremen

Charlatan got phil in serious trouble in the 2nd grade by substituting phil's No. 2 pencil with a No. 3.

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Poppinjay

Fremen is actually Mr. Frodo of the nine fingers.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Daoust

Poppinjay still infuses phrases like "fo' shizzle, dizzle" and "homey don't play dat" into regular everyday conversations with his parents.

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

SirLance

Doust has the world's largest collection of used toilet paper.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Poppinjay

SirLance surfs the internets for pictures of pee drinkers.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Charlatan

Poppinjay is a pee drinker, though he doesn't have any pictures on the Internet... yet.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

charlie has to spend the rest of his life being...charlie...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

As sad as that is, unclephil wishes he could do the same.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Tophat665

Charlatan made his bundle selling bottled cat piss as rogaine.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fremen

Toppy had a head of hair as fine as any,
'til one day he decided to visit Papua, New Guinea.
http://www.papuanewguinea.net/JPEG/0302ThreeWigmen.jpg

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Daoust

Fremen is actually one of those guys in the picture, except really he's white. He just uses a lot of face paint.
Fremen desperately wants to fit in.

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

Poppinjay

Daoust is God's macaw.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Tophat665

So that's where Icy Hot Stuntaz come from!

Poppinjay is a founding member thereof....
The fourth Icy Hot Stunta, the Pete Best of blessedly obscure white rap, if you will.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

BigBen

Tophat accidentally made a type-o when registering for the TFP:

He wanted to be called "Too phat", spelled like the cool kids do it.

Instead, people refer to him as the Top-hat, like the traditional english headdress, and he is too shy to point out that he just wanted to fit in with the cool kids.

He is often heard muttering to himself "At least I think I am PHAT..."

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Charlatan

BigBen likes to wear women's frilly udergraments beneath his combat fatigues...

To be honest, they don't do anything for him, he just wants to fit in with the rest of his regiment.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Poppinjay

Charlatan kidnapped the lost colony.

They made a whittle-o when they craved "Croatan" into the tree.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Fremen

Poppin-fresh recently saw a bigfoot in the woods.
He tried to follow it but he slipped in some bear shit and was humiliated when the Pope started laughing at him.

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Charlatan

Nice try HERE but you know we don't believe you right?

Your secret is out, my friend. Embrace the error of your ways.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fremen

Charlie's obssession with my reading habits has taken up all of his frequent flyer miles, trying to prove his ultimate theory as correct.
Einstein didn't give up, Charlie. Are you?

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BigBen

HEY! THEY ARE NOT FRILLY UNDERGARMENTS!

They are polypropylene thermal underwear. They just happen to be unisex in nature, of the fitted boxer brief type. No front door access, that's all!

Now when I am off duty, that is another affair. Victoria's Secret all the way, baby...

Oh, and Fremen once composed a beautiful sonata for the harmonica, and dedicated it to all those around the world with the disease that has plagued him since birth..... NotCool-itis.

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3.141592654
Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

SirLance

Ben is addicted to colored fonts. He downloads them constantly, and has recently had his security clearance reduced because of his fontitis. His computer has 2,349,097,842,365 fonts, and growing.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Poppinjay

In times of yore, Sir Lance bravely rode away away....

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

BigBen

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3.141592654
Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

SirLance

Ranger was only disqualified because of her gender. She was able to complete all the drills and meet all the other qualifications.

When he doesn't want to be noticed, Ben places his victoria's secret undergarments over his head. He believes that if he can't see you, you can't see him. And, besides, it feels good.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Charlatan

Sirlance spends he Wednesday nights out in the desert screaming for all who can hear, "I AM THE KWIZACH HADERACH!!!"


(sadly Fremen will never get this joke)

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

BigBen

Charlie has bought every item Joan Rivers has ever sold on The Shopping Channel, including his vast collection of Cubic Zirconia.

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3.141592654
Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

uncle phil

big ben quit looking at TSC after they sold the last clock...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

phil gargles his B&C...........

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SterlingStudios

Charlatan

UnclePhil has every album put out by Jim Neighbours...

Last year Phil travelled across the country to meet Neighbours at a seminar call, "Gawly, You Can be a Man Too".

None of this is really a secret... the real secret is that Phil was disappointed when Neighbours didn't make a pass at him (he wore his lucky underware and everything...).


EDIT:

Flyman bogarts his joints...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

Charlie is a tad bit slow............



*must've rode the little bus with joe eh?*

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SterlingStudios

Charlatan

*bastard*

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke