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Phaenx · 05-20-2003, 05:09 PM

KWSN is responsible for SARS.

muckluck · 05-20-2003, 05:22 PM

Phaenx is secretly a worshiper of Hitler trying to bring back the Third Reich and overthrow George bush and become dictator of the former USA.

already jumped · 05-20-2003, 05:26 PM

muckluck has proven mathematically that there is no god...

muckluck · 05-20-2003, 05:38 PM

already jumped was the sniper on the grassy knoll during JFK's assasination and framed it all on Lee Harvey Ozwald.

already jumped · 05-20-2003, 05:47 PM

muckluck claims to have invented igneous rocks...

already jumped · 05-20-2003, 06:06 PM

Bones can trace direct ancestory back to the Little Engine that Could...

GSRIDER · 05-20-2003, 08:55 PM

Already Jumped, only thought about jumping. But when push came to shove he knocked his twin brother (whom incedently was forced to live under the stairs for tax reasons, and really only Already Jumped knew of his excistance cause his mother; Mrs Jumped had drank the memory of Never gonna Jump out of her head) over the edge... and took all the credit of jumping AND coming back to life after reconstructing his head.

uncle phil · 05-21-2003, 03:51 AM

(shaking mine...)

gs once walked to bentonville naked...

Fly · 05-21-2003, 04:03 AM

phil thinks he's a freakin' bird.......what a sad scenario that is....

come on phil,get a grip.

iRtehCrispeh · 05-21-2003, 04:29 AM

flyman is actually a spider! he lures all the other flyes 2 him n consumes their blood! such trickery flyman!

KWSN · 05-21-2003, 07:00 AM

iRtehCrispeh r actually rather cheweh.

Giant Hamburger · 05-21-2003, 09:45 AM

Bones like frogs...

GSRIDER · 05-21-2003, 09:53 AM

<i>Note: clicking on link will

A) not be safe for your work environment

B) not aid in keeping lunch down in stomache

C) will bust left side of gut

D) make you think really hard.</i>

Gaint Hamburger someday hopes to reach the 4th stage of <a href="http://www.skitzo.dk/tbk/hamburger.jpg">"hamburger"</a>

manalone · 05-21-2003, 09:54 AM

Giant Hambuger actually contains 80% soy. The rest is horse rectum.

Phaenx · 05-21-2003, 12:19 PM

Bones is the evil child-stealing mutant-cat cleverly dressed up like santa claus in my avatar. The infamous Dr. Whisker J. Meowenstein.

uncle phil · 05-21-2003, 01:03 PM

phaenx has memorized the complete works of dr. seuss...

Arock · 05-21-2003, 03:34 PM

uncle phil used be aunt nancy

KWSN · 05-21-2003, 04:27 PM

Arock has not heeded the warnings and has tried repeatedly to roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Meridae'n · 05-21-2003, 04:39 PM

KWSN still wears 'hypercolour' T-shirts

Arock · 05-21-2003, 04:43 PM

Meridaen comes to the TFP for the articles

Fly · 05-21-2003, 07:52 PM

bones is nothing but a childish pimp dawg...

vermin · 05-21-2003, 08:17 PM

flyman got his name because of an unnatural fondness for zippers.

KWSN · 05-21-2003, 08:45 PM

That's really vermin in his avatar

Meridae'n · 05-21-2003, 10:07 PM

KWSN owns a Yugo

uncle phil · 05-22-2003, 03:17 AM

meridaen sold the lawn guy his last three yugos...

Fly · 05-22-2003, 05:08 AM

ohhh yeeeah......

bones used to be on STAR TREK.......

bwaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaa bones

iRtehCrispeh · 05-22-2003, 05:23 AM

Flyman only knows that because hes quite popular in the trekkie world

Midlandmadman · 05-22-2003, 05:27 AM

iRtehCrispeh totally and I mean TOTALLY loves the backstreet boys!!!!!!

manalone · 05-22-2003, 06:23 AM

Midland Mad Man
is actually a sane woman from the North

iRtehCrispeh · 05-22-2003, 06:26 AM

Manalone actually has another man w/ him, hes just got his head down at the moment....enough said there

vermin · 05-22-2003, 07:05 AM

iRtehCrispeh was in rehab after being hooked on phonics.

GSRIDER · 05-22-2003, 07:13 AM

Vermin watched the ENTIRE 2 hour season finale of American Idols....

naked!

iRtehCrispeh · 05-22-2003, 09:17 AM

Sad news GSRIDER has just been found dead! Cause: The hang yourself n suck on a lemon whack off trick

poor guy

Pheatius · 05-22-2003, 09:59 AM

Dammit Jim, Bones is a Doctor, not a mechanic.

Midlandmadman · 05-22-2003, 10:47 AM

This is sad but true....................................................................

The director of Deliverance got the idea for the "squeal like a pig" scene from watching Pheatius at his family reunion!

GSRIDER · 05-22-2003, 10:49 AM

Midlandmadman has a brett farve figurine collection hidden behind his Lions banner.

holtmate · 05-22-2003, 10:50 AM

GSRIDER is actually from the Land of Wine and Roses.

uncle phil · 05-22-2003, 11:20 AM

holtmate lives in a walk-in freezer...

Arock · 05-22-2003, 11:32 AM

uncle phil politely declines on courtesy reach-a-rounds

Lebell · 05-22-2003, 11:38 AM

Arock IS a rock.

He gained consciousness in the New Mexico desert during the first atomic bomb test and now lives in a desk in some unnamed nuclear scientist where he sneaks out during breaks and at night to make his TFP posts.

05-20-2003, 05:09 PM	#601 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	KWSN is responsible for SARS. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

05-20-2003, 05:22 PM	#602 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	Phaenx is secretly a worshiper of Hitler trying to bring back the Third Reich and overthrow George bush and become dictator of the former USA. __________________

05-20-2003, 05:26 PM	#603 (permalink)
already jumped Upright Location: NSW	muckluck has proven mathematically that there is no god... __________________ Whatever keeps you off the balcony... Last edited by already jumped; 05-20-2003 at 05:28 PM..

05-20-2003, 05:38 PM	#604 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	already jumped was the sniper on the grassy knoll during JFK's assasination and framed it all on Lee Harvey Ozwald. __________________

05-20-2003, 05:47 PM	#605 (permalink)
already jumped Upright Location: NSW	muckluck claims to have invented igneous rocks... __________________ Whatever keeps you off the balcony...

05-20-2003, 06:06 PM	#606 (permalink)
already jumped Upright Location: NSW	Bones can trace direct ancestory back to the Little Engine that Could... __________________ Whatever keeps you off the balcony...

05-20-2003, 08:55 PM	#607 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Already Jumped, only thought about jumping. But when push came to shove he knocked his twin brother (whom incedently was forced to live under the stairs for tax reasons, and really only Already Jumped knew of his excistance cause his mother; Mrs Jumped had drank the memory of Never gonna Jump out of her head) over the edge... and took all the credit of jumping AND coming back to life after reconstructing his head. __________________ No signature at this time.

05-21-2003, 03:51 AM	#608 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(shaking mine...) gs once walked to bentonville naked... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-21-2003, 04:03 AM	#609 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil thinks he's a freakin' bird.......what a sad scenario that is.... come on phil,get a grip. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-21-2003, 04:29 AM	#610 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	flyman is actually a spider! he lures all the other flyes 2 him n consumes their blood! such trickery flyman!

05-21-2003, 07:00 AM	#611 (permalink)
KWSN green	iRtehCrispeh r actually rather cheweh. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-21-2003, 09:45 AM	#612 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Bones like frogs...

05-21-2003, 09:53 AM	#613 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	<i>Note: clicking on link will A) not be safe for your work environment B) not aid in keeping lunch down in stomache C) will bust left side of gut D) make you think really hard.</i> Gaint Hamburger someday hopes to reach the 4th stage of <a href="http://www.skitzo.dk/tbk/hamburger.jpg">"hamburger"</a> __________________ No signature at this time.

05-21-2003, 09:54 AM	#614 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Giant Hambuger actually contains 80% soy. The rest is horse rectum. __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

05-21-2003, 12:19 PM	#615 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	Bones is the evil child-stealing mutant-cat cleverly dressed up like santa claus in my avatar. The infamous Dr. Whisker J. Meowenstein. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

05-21-2003, 04:39 PM	#619 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	KWSN still wears 'hypercolour' T-shirts __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-21-2003, 10:07 PM	#624 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	KWSN owns a Yugo __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-21-2003, 01:03 PM	#616 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	phaenx has memorized the complete works of dr. seuss... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-21-2003, 03:34 PM	#617 (permalink)
Arock Crazy Location: Center Ice	uncle phil used be aunt nancy __________________ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat

05-21-2003, 04:27 PM	#618 (permalink)
KWSN green	Arock has not heeded the warnings and has tried repeatedly to roller skate in a buffalo herd. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-21-2003, 04:43 PM	#620 (permalink)
Arock Crazy Location: Center Ice	Meridaen comes to the TFP for the articles __________________ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat

05-21-2003, 07:52 PM	#621 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bones is nothing but a childish pimp dawg... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-21-2003, 08:17 PM	#622 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	flyman got his name because of an unnatural fondness for zippers. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-21-2003, 08:45 PM	#623 (permalink)
KWSN green	That's really vermin in his avatar __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-22-2003, 03:17 AM	#625 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	meridaen sold the lawn guy his last three yugos... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-22-2003, 05:08 AM	#626 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ohhh yeeeah...... bones used to be on STAR TREK....... bwaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaa bones __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-22-2003, 05:23 AM	#627 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	Flyman only knows that because hes quite popular in the trekkie world

05-22-2003, 05:27 AM	#628 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	iRtehCrispeh totally and I mean TOTALLY loves the backstreet boys!!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

05-22-2003, 06:23 AM	#629 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Midland Mad Man is actually a sane woman from the North __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

05-22-2003, 06:26 AM	#630 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	Manalone actually has another man w/ him, hes just got his head down at the moment....enough said there

05-22-2003, 07:05 AM	#631 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	iRtehCrispeh was in rehab after being hooked on phonics. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-22-2003, 07:13 AM	#632 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Vermin watched the ENTIRE 2 hour season finale of American Idols.... naked! __________________ No signature at this time.

05-22-2003, 09:17 AM	#633 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	Sad news GSRIDER has just been found dead! Cause: The hang yourself n suck on a lemon whack off trick poor guy

05-22-2003, 09:59 AM	#634 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Dammit Jim, Bones is a Doctor, not a mechanic.

05-22-2003, 10:47 AM	#635 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	This is sad but true.................................................................... The director of Deliverance got the idea for the "squeal like a pig" scene from watching Pheatius at his family reunion! __________________ Its good to be back.

05-22-2003, 10:49 AM	#636 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Midlandmadman has a brett farve figurine collection hidden behind his Lions banner. __________________ No signature at this time.

05-22-2003, 10:50 AM	#637 (permalink)
holtmate Flailing White Boy Location: Cincinnati	GSRIDER is actually from the Land of Wine and Roses. __________________ "Give her your coat" "Why me?" "Because you're perfect." "You have a point there."