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uncle phil · 07-20-2005, 05:39 PM

fre throws eggs at the little buses...

Fly · 07-20-2005, 05:46 PM

phil 4 putts.

FORE..........

uncle phil · 07-21-2005, 12:02 PM

fly washes my balls...

bernadette · 07-21-2005, 12:19 PM

phil keeps a photo in his wallet of fly washing his balls.

Johnny Pyro · 07-21-2005, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette

phil keeps a photo in his wallet of fly washing his balls.

Bernadette took the picture

bernadette · 07-21-2005, 01:01 PM

Johnny stole the picture from me, took it to kinkos & had it blown up as a poster for his bedroom wall.

Fremen · 07-21-2005, 02:53 PM

bernie likes knowing Johnny Pyro enjoys gazing at said picture while playing the pants polka.

paddyjoe · 07-21-2005, 04:15 PM

Fremen can't help but laugh uproriously, while inventing new phrases for touching his weiner.

Fly · 07-21-2005, 07:48 PM

G.I.Joe has the kung-fu grip.............

......on his weiner that is.

bernadette · 07-21-2005, 11:33 PM

flyman has momentarily given up wearing panty hose.
currently he prefers lacy topped stretch anklets for his hot summer roofer's attire.
goes nicely with the new hot pants joe gave him.

JumpinJesus · 07-22-2005, 01:20 PM

bernadette likes to stick scaly chicken toes up her nose.

shesus · 07-23-2005, 07:05 AM

JumpinJesus secretly hopes to join a carnival to find a long-lost family member.

reiii · 07-23-2005, 07:15 AM

ohh-shesus has gotten two D.U.I.s.....on his segway

Fremen · 07-23-2005, 09:02 PM

reiii enjoys rubbing orange sherbet on neighborhood dogs and singing Kumbaya.

bernadette · 07-23-2005, 10:25 PM

Every night without fail, Fremen reads bedtime stories to a dead rat he keeps in his top dresser drawer.

bundy · 07-23-2005, 10:29 PM

Every night without fail, Bernadettie Spaghetti reads bedtime stories to a (sadly) dead Fremen she keeps in her top dresser drawer.

Fly · 07-24-2005, 09:09 AM

bundy doesn't wear an drawers........

maleficent · 07-24-2005, 09:13 AM

Flyman knows this because he goes thru Bundy's dirty laundry...

cj2112 · 07-24-2005, 09:13 AM

*edit* damn to slow

Fremen · 07-24-2005, 04:15 PM

mal and cj met up in a bar to discuss the best way to overthrow Rhode Island.

bernadette · 07-24-2005, 09:11 PM

Fremen knitted a cute little sweater for his dead pet rat.

uncle phil · 07-25-2005, 12:11 PM

bernie was going to fly to rochester wearing her "personalized" sleeper jammies but the homeland security people wouldn't let her on the plane; they said she would distract the pilots too much...

Charlatan · 07-25-2005, 12:18 PM

sadly Phil forgot to bring his own sleeper jammies to Tecoyah's and as a result had a lot of trouble sleeping... he was forced to pass out instead.

uncle phil · 07-25-2005, 12:19 PM

/me runs to scan the scorecard from golf this past weekend...

paddyjoe · 07-25-2005, 01:23 PM

I might instead prefer to talk horseshoes.................

Weeeeeeeeee.......double whammy....

Johnny Pyro · 07-25-2005, 01:33 PM

Paddy Joe likes to get drunk off non-alcoholic beer.

SirLance · 07-25-2005, 01:35 PM

Johnny Pyro declared his dog as a dependent on his income tax return.

Fremen · 07-25-2005, 10:02 PM

SirLance had himself declared a dog so he wouldn't have to pay his taxes.

/what?

JumpinJesus · 07-27-2005, 08:56 PM

Fremen has his posts ghost-written for him.

genuinegirly · 07-27-2005, 08:59 PM

JumpinJesus likes to run naked through Hearst Castle on the weekends.

tecoyah · 07-28-2005, 06:39 AM

genuinegirly loves me deeply....but is far too shy to admit it

She also loves to eat peanut butter and cheese sandwiches....at the beach...in the rain

Charlatan · 07-28-2005, 06:40 AM

Tecoyah has a rather large toe jam collection in his basement...

JustJess · 07-28-2005, 06:43 AM

Charlatan has an unhealthy fascination with noses. He may even have a collection at home, but no one nose.

Charlatan · 07-28-2005, 07:52 AM

Jess likes to chew her toenails while watching re-runs of the Dukes of Hazzard... she worries that she will never stop and secretly prays that the re-runs will be pulled from the air.

Fremen · 07-28-2005, 08:16 AM

Charlie's unhealthy attraction to various proboscii determined his choice of colleges. (Wossamotta U)

/nice one, JustJess

Charlatan · 07-28-2005, 08:48 AM

Secretly Fremen was eager to attend Tuktoyuktuk University in the Yukon... but when he applied the only answer he received was a blank piece of letterhead... it read: Tuk U.

bernadette · 07-28-2005, 11:08 AM

Charlatan picks his nose & saves his boogers in a fancy jar that he keeps beside his computer.
Yes folks, he snacks from that jar whilst posting on TFP.

<small>Has anyone ever said Charlatan had good taste?</small>

shesus · 07-28-2005, 11:10 AM

Charalton runs around the neighborhood in the middle of the night naked because he likes to feel the wind against his body. He is working up the courage to do his runs in the middle of the day.

Charlatan · 07-28-2005, 11:12 AM

amazingly BOTH bernie and shesus share the same deep dark secret to one day be able to braid their armpit hair... Bernie has even taken to studying compicated Celtic knots in the hopes that she can make an artform out of it...

uncle phil · 07-28-2005, 04:53 PM

/me is in awe of charlatan's grasp of celtic underarmhair knots...

07-20-2005, 05:39 PM	#5841 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre throws eggs at the little buses... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-20-2005, 05:46 PM	#5842 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil 4 putts. FORE.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-21-2005, 12:02 PM	#5843 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly washes my balls... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2005, 12:19 PM	#5844 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	phil keeps a photo in his wallet of fly washing his balls. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-21-2005, 01:01 PM	#5846 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Johnny stole the picture from me, took it to kinkos & had it blown up as a poster for his bedroom wall. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-21-2005, 02:53 PM	#5847 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bernie likes knowing Johnny Pyro enjoys gazing at said picture while playing the pants polka. __________________ Google

07-21-2005, 04:15 PM	#5848 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen can't help but laugh uproriously, while inventing new phrases for touching his weiner.

07-21-2005, 07:48 PM	#5849 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	G.I.Joe has the kung-fu grip............. ......on his weiner that is. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-21-2005, 11:33 PM	#5850 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	flyman has momentarily given up wearing panty hose. currently he prefers lacy topped stretch anklets for his hot summer roofer's attire. goes nicely with the new hot pants joe gave him. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-22-2005, 01:20 PM	#5851 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	bernadette likes to stick scaly chicken toes up her nose. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

07-23-2005, 07:05 AM	#5852 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	JumpinJesus secretly hopes to join a carnival to find a long-lost family member. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

07-23-2005, 07:15 AM	#5853 (permalink)
reiii unstuck in time Location: Nashville/D.C.	ohh-shesus has gotten two D.U.I.s.....on his segway __________________ "Jombe? The chocolate icing" -hedonism bot

07-23-2005, 09:02 PM	#5854 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	reiii enjoys rubbing orange sherbet on neighborhood dogs and singing Kumbaya. __________________ Google

07-23-2005, 10:25 PM	#5855 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Every night without fail, Fremen reads bedtime stories to a dead rat he keeps in his top dresser drawer. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-23-2005, 10:29 PM	#5856 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Every night without fail, Bernadettie Spaghetti reads bedtime stories to a (sadly) dead Fremen she keeps in her top dresser drawer. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-24-2005, 09:13 AM	#5859 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	edit damn to slow

07-25-2005, 01:33 PM	#5866 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Paddy Joe likes to get drunk off non-alcoholic beer. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-27-2005, 08:59 PM	#5870 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	JumpinJesus likes to run naked through Hearst Castle on the weekends. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

07-24-2005, 09:09 AM	#5857 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy doesn't wear an drawers........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-24-2005, 09:13 AM	#5858 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Flyman knows this because he goes thru Bundy's dirty laundry... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

07-24-2005, 04:15 PM	#5860 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	mal and cj met up in a bar to discuss the best way to overthrow Rhode Island. __________________ Google

07-24-2005, 09:11 PM	#5861 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Fremen knitted a cute little sweater for his dead pet rat. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-25-2005, 12:11 PM	#5862 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bernie was going to fly to rochester wearing her "personalized" sleeper jammies but the homeland security people wouldn't let her on the plane; they said she would distract the pilots too much... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-25-2005, 12:18 PM	#5863 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	sadly Phil forgot to bring his own sleeper jammies to Tecoyah's and as a result had a lot of trouble sleeping... he was forced to pass out instead. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-25-2005, 12:19 PM	#5864 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me runs to scan the scorecard from golf this past weekend... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-25-2005, 01:23 PM	#5865 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	I might instead prefer to talk horseshoes................. Weeeeeeeeee.......double whammy....

07-25-2005, 01:35 PM	#5867 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Johnny Pyro declared his dog as a dependent on his income tax return. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-25-2005, 10:02 PM	#5868 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SirLance had himself declared a dog so he wouldn't have to pay his taxes. /what? __________________ Google

07-27-2005, 08:56 PM	#5869 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Fremen has his posts ghost-written for him. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

07-28-2005, 06:39 AM	#5871 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	genuinegirly loves me deeply....but is far too shy to admit it She also loves to eat peanut butter and cheese sandwiches....at the beach...in the rain __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

07-28-2005, 06:40 AM	#5872 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Tecoyah has a rather large toe jam collection in his basement... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-28-2005, 06:43 AM	#5873 (permalink)
JustJess Unencapsulated Location: Kittyville	Charlatan has an unhealthy fascination with noses. He may even have a collection at home, but no one nose. __________________ My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.

07-28-2005, 07:52 AM	#5874 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Jess likes to chew her toenails while watching re-runs of the Dukes of Hazzard... she worries that she will never stop and secretly prays that the re-runs will be pulled from the air. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-28-2005, 08:16 AM	#5875 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Charlie's unhealthy attraction to various proboscii determined his choice of colleges. (Wossamotta U) /nice one, JustJess __________________ Google

07-28-2005, 08:48 AM	#5876 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Secretly Fremen was eager to attend Tuktoyuktuk University in the Yukon... but when he applied the only answer he received was a blank piece of letterhead... it read: Tuk U. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-28-2005, 11:08 AM	#5877 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Charlatan picks his nose & saves his boogers in a fancy jar that he keeps beside his computer. Yes folks, he snacks from that jar whilst posting on TFP. <small>Has anyone ever said Charlatan had good taste?</small> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-28-2005, 11:10 AM	#5878 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Charalton runs around the neighborhood in the middle of the night naked because he likes to feel the wind against his body. He is working up the courage to do his runs in the middle of the day. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

07-28-2005, 11:12 AM	#5879 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	amazingly BOTH bernie and shesus share the same deep dark secret to one day be able to braid their armpit hair... Bernie has even taken to studying compicated Celtic knots in the hopes that she can make an artform out of it... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke