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wdevauld · 07-11-2005, 01:09 PM

flyman smoked his barbie collection

uncle phil · 07-12-2005, 12:05 PM

wdevauld keeps checking in here hoping that he'll see some sleeper jammies...

JustJess · 07-12-2005, 12:09 PM

uncle phil likes drinking fiji water while listening to classical music and smoking a pipe... while in pink lacy lingerie.

reiii · 07-12-2005, 12:09 PM

JustJess shot a man in reno...just to watch him die

bernadette · 07-12-2005, 12:12 PM

reiii has photographic evidence of JustJess shooting a man in reno just to watch him die. the FBI is actively looking for both reiii & JustJess.

JustJess · 07-12-2005, 12:14 PM

Bernadette is sleeping with the FBI agent on the case to distract them. reiii needs to pay her more for her services.

bernadette · 07-12-2005, 12:26 PM

JustJess is emptying her bank account for my pleasure.

*points at photos*
Dear JustJess, send more money immediately or the FBI agent will suddenly become very bored with me & get back on your pursuit. Not a thread. A promise.
*evil laughter*

barfly · 07-13-2005, 04:48 AM

Bernadette likes ... pie! (i like pie too)

Martian · 07-13-2005, 05:04 AM

barfly makes a hobby of collecting incriminating photos of former US presidents. Posthumously.

Astrocloud · 07-13-2005, 02:31 PM

Martian has a secret crush on Karl Rove

kramus · 07-13-2005, 02:41 PM

Astrocloud has lost one of his fuzzy slippers. The heartbreak is that he doesn't know if it is the left one or the right one.

Astrocloud · 07-13-2005, 02:43 PM

Kramus brings me my fuzzy slippers on a regular basis

uncle phil · 07-13-2005, 02:57 PM

astroglide gave away the sleeper jammies that i sent him last year...

Fremen · 07-13-2005, 08:56 PM

uncle p chugs maple syrup while wearing his sleeper jammies and watching do-it-yourself shows.

Matt Arden · 07-13-2005, 09:10 PM

^ believes Tim Curry is actually satan

reiii · 07-14-2005, 08:50 AM

Matt Arden has had congress with the beast

uncle phil · 07-14-2005, 11:32 AM

reiii has bitten the beast...

ngdawg · 07-14-2005, 11:41 AM

Unclephil got lost one night going from his bedroom to the bathroom and endingup peeing in his wife's priceless Tiffany vase.

JustJess · 07-14-2005, 11:44 AM

ngdawg watched uncle phil pee. phew!

Fremen · 07-14-2005, 12:15 PM

JJ has a fixation with those fountains that depict someone or something peeing.

paddyjoe · 07-14-2005, 12:16 PM

That's quite the coincidence, because Fremen modeled for many of those fountains.

bernadette · 07-14-2005, 12:49 PM

paddyjoe bathes in those fountains.

maleficent · 07-14-2005, 12:52 PM

Bernadette desperately wants to be a tap dancer, but alas, she can't get taps put onto those fuzzy slippers of hers and she won't wear real shoes.. ever...

bernadette · 07-14-2005, 12:55 PM

maleficent has tried to STEAL my fuzzy slippers on more than one occasion.
fortunately she is terrified of my dogs.

Giant Hamburger · 07-14-2005, 07:35 PM

Bernadette's g-spot is Gary, Indiana.

kramus · 07-14-2005, 07:53 PM

Giant Hamburger really would prefer to share his consciousness with a fancier planet such as Saturn, but he is such a softie that he couldn't allow himself to let Earth and it's teeming billions lapse from it's current enlightened-by-a-Giant-Hamburger status.

SirLance · 07-15-2005, 11:05 AM

And Kramus knows this because he is himself a telepathic alien from Tau Ceti. He lives in an attic because that is where he hides his evil alien laboratory, in which he conducts evil alien tests on poor, unsuspecting humans.

uncle phil · 07-15-2005, 11:18 AM

now this is funny...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Bernadette's g-spot is Gary, Indiana.

meanwhile, SirLance has been negotiating with the dog of bushs baked beans fame for the secret recipe...

Fremen · 07-15-2005, 04:48 PM

uncle phil spotted raspberry jam leaking from the pocket of his best sleeper jammies, at which point he fucking flipped out when he realized his wife rented out his clothes every third weekend, and twice on Yom Kippur.

CityOfAngels · 07-15-2005, 05:32 PM

Fremen pays uncle phil's wife $500 per article of clothing to rent his clothing every third weekend, and twice on Yom Kippur.

ngdawg · 07-15-2005, 07:40 PM

CityofAngels is filing a lawsuit-seems Fremen borrowed $1000 from him last year for renting Phil's clothes on Yom Kippur, but still has not paid him back.

is that a 3fer?

SirLance · 07-18-2005, 03:43 PM

NGDawg, knowing that SirLance has the hots for her, has talked him into reimbursing CityOfAngels for the $1,000 Fremen borrowed to rent Phil's clothes, thus reducing this to a previously solved problem...

uncle phil · 07-18-2005, 04:08 PM

SirLance has always had a problem confusing apples with oranges...

Johnny Pyro · 07-18-2005, 04:16 PM

Uncle Phil's real name is Aunt Phil.

kramus · 07-18-2005, 04:24 PM

Johnny Pyro wears mis-matched socks on purpose.

paddyjoe · 07-19-2005, 03:39 AM

kramus routinely hides the TV remote down his pants.

amonkie · 07-19-2005, 05:42 AM

Paddyjoe gets cravings for sleeping in cramped airport chairs, just to smell his suitcase.

uncle phil · 07-19-2005, 12:07 PM

the monk has never had a "beef-on-'weck..."

Fly · 07-19-2005, 08:16 PM

uncle mystro likes to play golf in his sleeper jammies..........

.....the ones with the feet.

Fremen · 07-19-2005, 09:01 PM

fly smears jelly on his pants to attract unruly skwerlz.

07-11-2005, 01:09 PM	#5801 (permalink)
wdevauld Tilted Location: Calgary, AB	flyman smoked his barbie collection __________________ As soon as you stop living, you start dying....

07-12-2005, 12:05 PM	#5802 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wdevauld keeps checking in here hoping that he'll see some sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-12-2005, 12:09 PM	#5803 (permalink)
JustJess Unencapsulated Location: Kittyville	uncle phil likes drinking fiji water while listening to classical music and smoking a pipe... while in pink lacy lingerie. __________________ My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.

07-12-2005, 12:09 PM	#5804 (permalink)
reiii unstuck in time Location: Nashville/D.C.	JustJess shot a man in reno...just to watch him die __________________ "Jombe? The chocolate icing" -hedonism bot

07-12-2005, 12:12 PM	#5805 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	reiii has photographic evidence of JustJess shooting a man in reno just to watch him die. the FBI is actively looking for both reiii & JustJess. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-12-2005, 12:14 PM	#5806 (permalink)
JustJess Unencapsulated Location: Kittyville	Bernadette is sleeping with the FBI agent on the case to distract them. reiii needs to pay her more for her services. __________________ My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.

07-12-2005, 12:26 PM	#5807 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	JustJess is emptying her bank account for my pleasure. points at photos Dear JustJess, send more money immediately or the FBI agent will suddenly become very bored with me & get back on your pursuit. Not a thread. A promise. evil laughter __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-13-2005, 04:48 AM	#5808 (permalink)
barfly Upright	Bernadette likes ... pie! (i like pie too)

07-13-2005, 05:04 AM	#5809 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	barfly makes a hobby of collecting incriminating photos of former US presidents. Posthumously. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

07-13-2005, 02:31 PM	#5810 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Martian has a secret crush on Karl Rove

07-13-2005, 02:41 PM	#5811 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Astrocloud has lost one of his fuzzy slippers. The heartbreak is that he doesn't know if it is the left one or the right one. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-13-2005, 02:43 PM	#5812 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Kramus brings me my fuzzy slippers on a regular basis

07-13-2005, 02:57 PM	#5813 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	astroglide gave away the sleeper jammies that i sent him last year... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-13-2005, 08:56 PM	#5814 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p chugs maple syrup while wearing his sleeper jammies and watching do-it-yourself shows. __________________ Google

07-13-2005, 09:10 PM	#5815 (permalink)
Matt Arden Upright	^ believes Tim Curry is actually satan

07-14-2005, 08:50 AM	#5816 (permalink)
reiii unstuck in time Location: Nashville/D.C.	Matt Arden has had congress with the beast __________________ "Jombe? The chocolate icing" -hedonism bot

07-14-2005, 11:32 AM	#5817 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	reiii has bitten the beast... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-14-2005, 11:41 AM	#5818 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Unclephil got lost one night going from his bedroom to the bathroom and endingup peeing in his wife's priceless Tiffany vase. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

07-14-2005, 11:44 AM	#5819 (permalink)
JustJess Unencapsulated Location: Kittyville	ngdawg watched uncle phil pee. phew! __________________ My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.

07-14-2005, 12:15 PM	#5820 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	JJ has a fixation with those fountains that depict someone or something peeing. __________________ Google

07-14-2005, 12:16 PM	#5821 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	That's quite the coincidence, because Fremen modeled for many of those fountains.

07-14-2005, 12:49 PM	#5822 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	paddyjoe bathes in those fountains. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-14-2005, 12:52 PM	#5823 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Bernadette desperately wants to be a tap dancer, but alas, she can't get taps put onto those fuzzy slippers of hers and she won't wear real shoes.. ever... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

07-14-2005, 12:55 PM	#5824 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	maleficent has tried to STEAL my fuzzy slippers on more than one occasion. fortunately she is terrified of my dogs. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-14-2005, 07:35 PM	#5825 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Bernadette's g-spot is Gary, Indiana.

07-14-2005, 07:53 PM	#5826 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Giant Hamburger really would prefer to share his consciousness with a fancier planet such as Saturn, but he is such a softie that he couldn't allow himself to let Earth and it's teeming billions lapse from it's current enlightened-by-a-Giant-Hamburger status. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-15-2005, 11:05 AM	#5827 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	And Kramus knows this because he is himself a telepathic alien from Tau Ceti. He lives in an attic because that is where he hides his evil alien laboratory, in which he conducts evil alien tests on poor, unsuspecting humans. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-15-2005, 04:48 PM	#5829 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil spotted raspberry jam leaking from the pocket of his best sleeper jammies, at which point he fucking flipped out when he realized his wife rented out his clothes every third weekend, and twice on Yom Kippur. __________________ Google

07-15-2005, 05:32 PM	#5830 (permalink)
CityOfAngels Oh shit it's Wayne Brady! Location: Passenger seat of Wayne Brady's car.	Fremen pays uncle phil's wife $500 per article of clothing to rent his clothing every third weekend, and twice on Yom Kippur.

07-15-2005, 07:40 PM	#5831 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	CityofAngels is filing a lawsuit-seems Fremen borrowed $1000 from him last year for renting Phil's clothes on Yom Kippur, but still has not paid him back. is that a 3fer? __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

07-18-2005, 03:43 PM	#5832 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	NGDawg, knowing that SirLance has the hots for her, has talked him into reimbursing CityOfAngels for the $1,000 Fremen borrowed to rent Phil's clothes, thus reducing this to a previously solved problem... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-18-2005, 04:08 PM	#5833 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	SirLance has always had a problem confusing apples with oranges... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-18-2005, 04:16 PM	#5834 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Uncle Phil's real name is Aunt Phil. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-18-2005, 04:24 PM	#5835 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Johnny Pyro wears mis-matched socks on purpose. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-19-2005, 03:39 AM	#5836 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	kramus routinely hides the TV remote down his pants.