SixEdxMia

Peetster knows who this investigator is and keeps her around anyway,because shes hawt!

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Honey,We're home.

pig

Six is the one who hired the PI, so my information is gathered in a purely legitmate fashion. Peetster should know that, because she had to handle the passage of money between us for the "Prentender" transactions - all because of that stupid restraining order business. Every other envelope of Peetster's laundered cash I get for the Fremen Project has pictures of Peetster in a bubble bath playing with a little rubber ducky. Six gets so hot and bothered looking at them that she mixes them in with my $$$.

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

Fly

the person above me has one hella vivid imagination.


...nice

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

SixEdxMia

Flyman is really SixEdxMia,Stoned as hell and wearing a cape...Pretending to be Canadian.

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Honey,We're home.

kurtisj

six is a confused lima-bean

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Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

Peetster

kurtisj works for the international lima bean council, where he gets paid $100 for each poor fool he can convince is a lima bean. Sadly, he's still broke.

pig

kurtis just bought four rad (to the max) pairs of Converse low-top allstars, and a pair of Thor-lo glow-in-the-dark running socks with his first $100...Peetster just PM'ed me and told me that he was a lima bean, and if I had sense, I'd stay away from Soul Food kitchens, because I probably am too...

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

Peetster

pigglet... should probably put the knife down and back slowly away from the pharmaceuticals.

pig

Peetster knows all about pharaceuticals...his favorite thing to do on Sunday afternoons is to go back and forth between posting to the TFP and running to the restroom to give himself rock-salt enemas laced with vallium and speedballs, from a ziplock bag fixed with a decorative cake frosting nozzle. Hurry back and don't forget to wipe

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

GakFace

Pigglet often wraps himself in blankets and then sticks his head in the oven so he can tell people that he "so totally baked"

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

uncle phil

gak was born on the eve of destruction...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

pig

Uncle Phil is a tireless and devoted recycler. He scrapes his underarm pits at night and saves up the unused gunk in a jar of Vaseline. He saves his special fragrance for hot dates and job interviews.

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

Fremen

pigglet likes to spread "Eau de uncle phil" on his bagels instead of cream cheese.

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Google

Midlandmadman

Freman owns the largest collection of headless barbie dolls in the northern hemisphere. ( A kid down in Chille has a collection just a few barbie torsos bigger)

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Its good to be back.

SixEdxMia

Midland has been plotting heavily to steal both collections,as he has the largest collection of various Barbie heads.

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Honey,We're home.

Bill O'Rights

SixEdxMia is now wondering about the missing Barbie dolls from her childhood.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

kurtisj

bill is actually alyson hannigan, undercover

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Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

Peetster

kurtisj is actually Bill O', under the covers, with the blankets pulled up.

ruggerp11

Peetster is actually a man obsessed with birds. In fact he has 15 different birds in his house. These birds do not have cages, in fact the fly around the house at a very whim. this makes it hard to meet people and entertain. While this depresses Peetster a bit he loves his birds too much to have it bother him. People at his work wonder why he comes to work with white stuff in his hair but he doesn't pay any attention to them.

Recently Peetster started dating the love of his life, a bird store owner. She had felt bad for him because of all the money that he spent at her store, so she asked him if she could at least buy him dinner with some of the money he has given her over the years.

During their first date the two of them hit it off immediatly but wanted to take things slowly because they had both been burnt before.

By the third date however, Peetster and his birdy lady had given up all hope of taking things slowly and wound up making passionate love at Peetsters house. Neither of them minded that the birds were bobbing their heads to the rythm of Peetsters thrusting, in fact they both noticed at the same time and just smiled to each other. Post coitus both of them snuggled into the bed and were content knowing that there were few, if any, other people who would be able to stand all the birds watching and that made them even more in love.

Sooooo, in short Peetsters secret is that he loves it when birds watch him have sex.

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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

uncle phil

rugger is long of wind...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Rubyee

Uncle Phil is not actually my uncle. In fact, I am not related to anyone named Phil.

I wonder why he thinks that? My only uncles are Jeff, Bill, and Kenny, and I am sure that none of them know how to work a computer, let alone get online.

Maybe I have an aunt that I don't know about...

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You don't know from fun.

Peetster

OK, that was frickin awesome fiction. Very well layed out, good character development, I decided I love it. Thanks.

Rubyee, on the other hand, is actually Rudie, the little throw-away kid from the Cosby show. Grew up, had a problem with smack, got over it, got knocked up bt Erkyl and had his love child. They live in a van down by the river, and dream of one day owning a double wide.

SixEdxMia

Peetster likes me to come over wearing nothing but low fat frosting.

*chirp chirp,Sir*

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Honey,We're home.

Fly

Six is TWISTED............oooohhhh yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Fremen

flyman has tighty-pinkies instead of tighty-whities.

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Google

Peetster

Freeman has been secretly stealing Fly's pinkies, he has a major collection. He carefully lays them out on his bed and then rolls in them. They are not laundered. They..... smell. Fremen likes Fly's smell. He thinks it smells like... victory.

Peetster

Awesome.

Fly

Peetster is so.....into aromas,that he calls up Fremen for a pantie scratch and sniff contest.


they both hurt their nostrils on this one.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

gorilla

flyman once mistook a soiled diaper for old grandma panties.. but it's okay because they smelled better anyway.

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I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

ruggerp11

Gorilla is really Jane Goodall as her alter ego gorilla (she is not very creative). Jane is older but still likes to swing like the 20 year olds. The only thing is, she is really only attracted to really hairy males. This is ok except she keeps humping the shag carpet.

So, in short Gorilla is Jane Goodall with a fetish for the 70's

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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

Peetster

It would appear that rugger is really a prepeubescent teen fixated on sexuality. He seems to lack the most basic of coping mechanisms to help him deal with sexual imagery. I have reported him to the mods where, after a thorough investigation, it will be revealed that he is either one of the Olson twins, or that he lives in the basement of the science building and uses duct tape regularly to fix his glasses.

ruggerp11

Peetster actually grows very very large pumpkins competitively. Not widely known outside of the growing circuit, Peetster is actually a huge celebrity and has been featured on the cover of such publications as Grow, Huge, and I <3 Pumpkins. Out of the growers, Peetster is the only one that is able to do it full time. He makes his money with appearance fees and speaking dues. MTV is currently planning a True Life segment with Peetster in mind. He is hoping this will help him break into the big time. He will launch his line of overalls to coincide with his MTV special. We wish him luck.

In short, Peetster is a huge celeb. in the competitive pumpkin growing arena.

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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

Peetster

Peetster Peetster Pumpkin Eatster?

Ruggerp11 attends star trek conventions regularly. He is shown below in his typical Vulcan garb spouting gibberish and arguing technical specs of stuff that only exists in his mind.

pig

After years of working the land to cultivate his pumpkin patches, Peetster has developed unusually strong hands. He recently won the International Thumb Mud-Wresting competition, held in Tijuana at the half-time of a donkey show.

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

uncle phil

the pigglet sleeps with two night-lights...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ngdawg

uncle phil's real name is Alex Trebek.

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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

Conclamo Ludus

ngdawg is actually Regis Philbin.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

uncle phil

CL is still out in the woods looking for my sleeper jammie factory...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Bill O'Rights

Psssst.

*looks left*
*looks right*

Uncle Phil ain't nobodys uncle. Pass it on.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

mml

Bill O'Rights is actually opposed to the first 10 Amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams