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rockogre · 05-05-2003, 08:33 AM

KWSN actually transmits at .0000000000000000000000154 milliwatts of power.

This explains a lot.

chodarama · 05-05-2003, 08:43 AM

Bones actually has a plastic slinky as a spine.

KWSN · 05-05-2003, 08:44 AM

chodarama makes his endowment quite obvious in his nick.

KWSN · 05-05-2003, 09:04 AM

Bones has obviously been spying on me... sick bastard.

KWSN · 05-05-2003, 09:12 AM

DAMMIT BONES, I TOLD YOU THAT IT BURNS WHEN YOU SWITCH TO THAT CAMERA!!!!!

Bones keeps burning my rectum.

chodarama · 05-05-2003, 09:13 AM

KWSN is currently preoccupied with my endowment.

uncle phil · 05-05-2003, 01:02 PM

chodarama lives in a palatial estate, up by the mudslide...

Pheatius · 05-05-2003, 01:50 PM

Uncle Phil owns more than one goat, but he still calls them all messiah. Actually he calls everyone and everything 'Messiah' except French Fries. He calls them 'Freedom Messiahs'.

KWSN · 05-05-2003, 02:58 PM

Pheatius is using his own realities to make up posts about other people on this thread

KWSN · 05-05-2003, 10:42 PM

Bones is the male incarnation of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Halx · 05-05-2003, 11:12 PM

The stained blue dress actually belonged to KWSN

KWSN · 05-05-2003, 11:13 PM

Hal's been looking through my laundry again... else where would he have found that? I mean... err...that's not mi-...

*KWSN runs away*

Phaenx · 05-05-2003, 11:40 PM

KWSN secretly fights crime under the guise of Docter Panty Von Stealenstein.

bundy · 05-06-2003, 02:44 AM

Phaenx enjoys the company of this man...

<IMG SRC="http://wwwomen.com/hercards/cards/humor/coolprincecharles.gif">

KWSN · 05-06-2003, 03:12 AM

See that avatar? Bundy's the one on the left.

bundy · 05-06-2003, 03:28 AM

does that mean that i'm Selma Blair, KWSN?

KWSN breeds spiders in his basement.

rockogre · 05-06-2003, 09:42 AM

Bones rides with training wheels and a t-shirt with the Pink Power Ranger on it.

Pheatius · 05-06-2003, 11:13 AM

Bones runs a hospital for tortured squirrels. Unfortunately he also forces them all to watch 'Thelma and Louise' in and endless loop. By the time they are healthy enough to leave, they almost all commit suicide by jumping off a cliff behind the hospital. He doesn't know why.

KWSN · 05-06-2003, 12:27 PM

Pheatius has a TV in his house entirely devoted to playing clips of old and new Popes dancing.

KWSN · 05-06-2003, 02:08 PM

That wasn't me, but I was at that party... Bones was the dude. He enjoyed it.

Fly · 05-06-2003, 02:49 PM

Freeeeeeaaaaakkkk

Spinach_Indeed · 05-06-2003, 04:24 PM

Bones had to be homeschooled for his numerous cases of Extreme Mutant Lice.

bundy · 05-06-2003, 04:30 PM

Spinach_Indeed is actually a top breeder of racing guinea pigs. He plays them classical music to calm them down, and he once professed his undying love to his favourite little piggy.
Also, these guinea pigs are regularly named after Spinach's TFP heros.

krwlz · 05-06-2003, 05:28 PM

bundy masterbates to janis joplen (sp?) music

Memalvada · 05-06-2003, 06:15 PM

Bones once had a wet dream that included: a hamster, ketchup, a pig's head on a stick and Weird Al Yankovich

bundy · 05-06-2003, 07:40 PM

Memalvada was once a troubled child star.
Hard drugs, booze and cheap hookers have been part of Memals life.

KWSN · 05-06-2003, 08:22 PM

Bundy's heart is drenched in wine, because he drinks so much that consuing alcohol straight doesn't get to him anymore. He is always searching for new ways to get drunk.

SocialAbortion · 05-06-2003, 09:00 PM

KWSN masturbates to images of Jerry Garcia and moldy cheese.

rabidy · 05-06-2003, 10:06 PM

SocialAbortion was once caught poking a badger with a spoon behind his high school.

myMHz · 05-07-2003, 12:13 AM

rabidy like everyone to see his monkey.
Don't belive me?
http://journals.jevon.org/users/rabidy/

JadziaDax · 05-07-2003, 02:15 AM

Just a little reminder, SPAMMING of any kind (excessive posting to one thread is included in that definition), can result in severe consequences. It's ok to have fun, but moderation is always the right way to go.

Let's give everyone a chance to play.

back to your regularly scheduled game...

rockogre · 05-07-2003, 10:04 AM

I hate ethical decisions.

Grimlok · 05-07-2003, 12:34 PM

Rockogre saw his mom naked once.... and he liked it.

Giant Hamburger · 05-07-2003, 01:25 PM

My brother had Grimlock when he was a kid.

KWSN · 05-07-2003, 01:25 PM

Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian.

uncle phil · 05-07-2003, 04:13 PM

bones thinks lawn guy is his own personal obgyn...

rabidy · 05-07-2003, 10:16 PM

uncle phil's dad once caught him masturbating while wearing his moms sunday dress

Pooface · 05-08-2003, 02:04 AM

rabidy is rabid and is giving us all rabis...and his feet stink

bundy · 05-08-2003, 04:09 AM

pooface caught rabies from rabidy.
he now has a serious drooling problem.

Fly · 05-08-2003, 04:18 AM

bundy is actually a cheap wino lesbian.....*nothin' wrong with lesbians*

05-05-2003, 08:33 AM	#441 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	KWSN actually transmits at .0000000000000000000000154 milliwatts of power. This explains a lot. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

05-05-2003, 08:44 AM	#443 (permalink)
KWSN green	chodarama makes his endowment quite obvious in his nick. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-05-2003, 09:04 AM	#444 (permalink)
KWSN green	Bones has obviously been spying on me... sick bastard. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-05-2003, 09:12 AM	#445 (permalink)
KWSN green	DAMMIT BONES, I TOLD YOU THAT IT BURNS WHEN YOU SWITCH TO THAT CAMERA!!!!! Bones keeps burning my rectum. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-05-2003, 01:02 PM	#447 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	chodarama lives in a palatial estate, up by the mudslide... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-05-2003, 08:43 AM	#442 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	Bones actually has a plastic slinky as a spine.

05-05-2003, 09:13 AM	#446 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	KWSN is currently preoccupied with my endowment.

05-05-2003, 01:50 PM	#448 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Uncle Phil owns more than one goat, but he still calls them all messiah. Actually he calls everyone and everything 'Messiah' except French Fries. He calls them 'Freedom Messiahs'.

05-05-2003, 02:58 PM	#449 (permalink)
KWSN green	Pheatius is using his own realities to make up posts about other people on this thread __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-05-2003, 10:42 PM	#450 (permalink)
KWSN green	Bones is the male incarnation of Zsa Zsa Gabor. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-05-2003, 11:12 PM	#451 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	The stained blue dress actually belonged to KWSN __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

05-05-2003, 11:13 PM	#452 (permalink)
KWSN green	Hal's been looking through my laundry again... else where would he have found that? I mean... err...that's not mi-... KWSN runs away __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-05-2003, 11:40 PM	#453 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	KWSN secretly fights crime under the guise of Docter Panty Von Stealenstein. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

05-06-2003, 02:44 AM	#454 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Phaenx enjoys the company of this man... <IMG SRC="http://wwwomen.com/hercards/cards/humor/coolprincecharles.gif"> __________________ Ohayo!!!

05-06-2003, 03:12 AM	#455 (permalink)
KWSN green	See that avatar? Bundy's the one on the left. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-06-2003, 02:49 PM	#461 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Freeeeeeaaaaakkkk __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-07-2003, 12:13 AM	#470 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	rabidy like everyone to see his monkey. Don't belive me? http://journals.jevon.org/users/rabidy/ __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

05-06-2003, 03:28 AM	#456 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	does that mean that i'm Selma Blair, KWSN? KWSN breeds spiders in his basement. __________________ Ohayo!!!

05-06-2003, 09:42 AM	#457 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Bones rides with training wheels and a t-shirt with the Pink Power Ranger on it. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

05-06-2003, 11:13 AM	#458 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Bones runs a hospital for tortured squirrels. Unfortunately he also forces them all to watch 'Thelma and Louise' in and endless loop. By the time they are healthy enough to leave, they almost all commit suicide by jumping off a cliff behind the hospital. He doesn't know why.

05-06-2003, 12:27 PM	#459 (permalink)
KWSN green	Pheatius has a TV in his house entirely devoted to playing clips of old and new Popes dancing. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-06-2003, 02:08 PM	#460 (permalink)
KWSN green	That wasn't me, but I was at that party... Bones was the dude. He enjoyed it. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-06-2003, 04:24 PM	#462 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Bones had to be homeschooled for his numerous cases of Extreme Mutant Lice. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

05-06-2003, 04:30 PM	#463 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Spinach_Indeed is actually a top breeder of racing guinea pigs. He plays them classical music to calm them down, and he once professed his undying love to his favourite little piggy. Also, these guinea pigs are regularly named after Spinach's TFP heros. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 05-06-2003 at 04:33 PM..

05-06-2003, 05:28 PM	#464 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	bundy masterbates to janis joplen (sp?) music

05-06-2003, 06:15 PM	#465 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	Bones once had a wet dream that included: a hamster, ketchup, a pig's head on a stick and Weird Al Yankovich __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

05-06-2003, 07:40 PM	#466 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Memalvada was once a troubled child star. Hard drugs, booze and cheap hookers have been part of Memals life. __________________ Ohayo!!!

05-06-2003, 08:22 PM	#467 (permalink)
KWSN green	Bundy's heart is drenched in wine, because he drinks so much that consuing alcohol straight doesn't get to him anymore. He is always searching for new ways to get drunk. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-06-2003, 09:00 PM	#468 (permalink)
SocialAbortion Tilted Location: Somewhere between heaven and hell.	KWSN masturbates to images of Jerry Garcia and moldy cheese. __________________ I like your mom, and it's no fad, I want to marry her and be your dad. I am un chien andalusia.

05-06-2003, 10:06 PM	#469 (permalink)
rabidy Crazy Location: Texas!	SocialAbortion was once caught poking a badger with a spoon behind his high school. __________________ I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed Since I first came ashore from me slumber For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know Far across the western ocean I must wander -The Jolly Rogers

05-07-2003, 02:15 AM	#471 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Just a little reminder, SPAMMING of any kind (excessive posting to one thread is included in that definition), can result in severe consequences. It's ok to have fun, but moderation is always the right way to go. Let's give everyone a chance to play. back to your regularly scheduled game...

05-07-2003, 10:04 AM	#472 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	I hate ethical decisions. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

05-07-2003, 12:34 PM	#473 (permalink)
Grimlok Tilted Location: Central Illinois	Rockogre saw his mom naked once.... and he liked it. __________________ Your future looks very very grim!

05-07-2003, 01:25 PM	#474 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	My brother had Grimlock when he was a kid.

05-07-2003, 01:25 PM	#475 (permalink)
KWSN green	Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-07-2003, 04:13 PM	#476 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bones thinks lawn guy is his own personal obgyn... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-07-2003, 10:16 PM	#477 (permalink)
rabidy Crazy Location: Texas!	uncle phil's dad once caught him masturbating while wearing his moms sunday dress __________________ I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed Since I first came ashore from me slumber For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know Far across the western ocean I must wander -The Jolly Rogers