Fly

redgirl is a monkey...

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paddyjoe

(oh man, that would be some sweet spankings)



flyman certainly wishes he were a fly on the wall for those paddlings

Fly

joe here....wishes to be paddled.

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iamtheone

flyman wants to paddle Joe's ass till it is of a slightly different color

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Redgirl

(Guess Paddyjoe saw my butt post, hmmm?)

Iamtheone likes the smell of kitty litter.

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iamtheone

Redgirl likes to watch me as I bend down to smell the soiled kitty litter container.

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Peetster

iamtheone plants small cameras in the litter so that he can enjoy scat kitty porn.

Redgirl

Peetster just registered scatkittyporn.com for future use.

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iamtheone

Redgirl is on the look out for underage kitties being listed on Peetsters new website

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Peetster

iamtheone is right-click saving the underage kittiy pics

Redgirl

Peetster is more compelled to post the pregnant kitties on his website, not the underage ones.

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iamtheone

Peetster just dropped a grand on a Ancestral Recall card ..

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Peetster

iamtheone just earned a foul card for skipping Redgirl.
Redgirl plans to dress as a dominatrix catwoman this halloween.

bparker805

Peetster is secretly yearning to be Redgirls scratching/whipping post come this October.

Redgirl

bparker secretly hopes to help me design my catwoman costume. He claps his hands saying, "it will be soooo darling!!" whenever he thinks about it.

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Peetster

Redgirl is confusing bparker and me again.

And it's "It will be tho thweet! You go, girl!"

Fremen

Peetster tried on the costume but found it not up to his exacting standards.

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Redgirl

No darling, I wasn't confusing you. But bparker wanted to make you the whipping boy, so I figured he wanted to help with the costume. But you thound like you will be better at it, girlfriend.

Peetster secretly wants to watch me lick milk from a bowl while dressed in my catwoman suit he helped me design.

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uncle phil

fremen is an aggie fan...

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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redgirl

Uncle phil secretly wishes to roll in the mud with pigs.

*holy crap- I swear I didn't even read your sig when I posted that! I originally wrote it about Fremen but you beat me. So I just quickly changed it to your name. hehe...

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bparker805

Redgirl secretly goes to "roll in the hay" dressed up in her kitty costume...

Redgirl

bparker secretly hides in the hay

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Fremen

Redgirl makes a better Catwoman than Halle Berry does because she can actually put together a believable performance.


/slightly bitter about new Catwoman movie

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Redgirl

I'm still holding out some hope it will be good, Fremen! Keep hope alive!!

Fremen sings "Tiptoe in the Tulips" by Tiny Tim every morning in the shower.

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bparker805

Redgirl secretly married Tiny Tim in a transvestite themed wedding...

BTW, I hide the camara in the hay. I hide in the kitty costume!

Peetster

bparker has every Barry Manilow album ever recorded.

SixEdxMia

Peetster knows because he is also a hardcore barry manilow fan and they swap mp3's.

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Redgirl

SiXed has a shrine to asses in her basement.

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tokaok

Redgirl is a closet liberal.

uncle phil

tokaok is a closet hibernian...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redgirl

Uncle Phil has a little Irish in his family... mixed with mold spores. Shhhhh...

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Bill O'Rights

Redgirl has a secret collection of old "Bridal" magazines stuffed into the lefthand corner of her closet shelf. Behind the old "too small" sweaters.

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Charlatan

Bill O'Rights only claims to love Alyson Hannigan so he can get closer to his true love... Alexis Denisof.

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Bill O'Rights

Charlatan knows that Denisof will be...um...dealt with.

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SixEdxMia

Bill O'rights obtained his citizenship only after swimming to florida from cuba thirty two years ago.He swam with a friend,who drowned before he was to swim to the home of the brave, He used his friends body as a low cost flotation device but later traded him for a string bracelet to another tired swimmer he met along the way.He gave me the bracelet.

He will kill me for sharing this..Please don't tell him I told you.

*don't worry Pepe..I didn't tell them your real name*

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Redgirl

SiXed gets turned on by the smell of burning rubber. Burn, baby! Burn!!

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pig

After dropping out of high school, Redgirl made it through the nineties as a regular jury member on Matlock. She had the biggest crush on Tyler

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Fly

pigglet is into sows.............and he gets pissed off when his buddies tell him their mom's made bacon for breakfast too.........

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Fremen

fly actually pours out his wobbly pops and refills them with apple juice.

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paddyjoe

Fremen mixes his Pearl beer with prune juice. Quite regular!