bundy

bernadette knows very well that noone can ever follow in the Flys glorious footsteps.

secretly she just wants to see my hawt ass in stretchy tight material.

sorry bd, its just not going to happen.


/edit - and fly is once again too quick.

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bernadette

bundy is here to disappoint...

come on... MORE HAWT ASS! <small>(pantyhose are optional)</small>

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Fremen

bundy secretly taped fly posing in his 'hose, hoping to one day learn the slick and stylized moves of one of the Pacific Northwests' greatest 'hose poser hoser.



edit: BERNIEEEEEEE!!!


bernie saves her beer bottles to one day have enough money to buy a Learjet.
She'll do it by next year.

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bundy

Fremen is the perfect example of my target audience for marketing said 'Hose Poser Hoser' film.

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bernadette

yeah baby. [hiccup] where do you live?


bundy will never make this film as he is too busy talking about some dick.

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bundy

bernie is right.
i do seem to have dick on the brain...
i can't believe i typed that.


Bernies deepest Darkest secret is that when she finally buys that Learjet... she's going to go and pick up Flyman, Fremen, PJ, Astro, C-Lu, sd, stiltzy, GH, me and the rest of teh nonsense freaks (you know who you are!!), and have us all over for a party.
but SSHHH its supposed to be a secret.


you do know its at least a 18hour one way flight to my place in a learjet don't you?

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Fremen

Right across from the bowling alley, baby!!



bundy keeps sucking on those pixie sticks like they were candy.




/confused little boy

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paddyjoe

wtf else needs to be said?


Fremen secretly wishes someone would pose him in hose.

Conclamo Ludus

paddyjoe is the frontman of the band,

Paddy Joe and the Pose-in-Hose Hoes.

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Fly

C Ludas is a roadie for joe and the hoes...........he's bitter cuz joe's got all the hoes,and he's always gettin yelled at

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Conclamo Ludus

He doesn't have to be so condescending all the time. Its tough being a roadie and we have feelings too. Flyman sings backup vocals. He's one of Joe's Hose Hoes.

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feelgood

Conclamo Ludus thinks reagan is sexy

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mml

feelgood actually stands for Freakin' Evil Elf Lovin' Gluttinous Odd Obssesive Dude. (Yeah I know there's an anagram thread.)

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paddyjoe

Unfortunately, due to mml's tiny brain, he usually has no clue where he is. Like now.

diddagirl

Paddyjoe so wishes he was where I am

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Conclamo Ludus

diddagirl thinks paddyjoe wishes he was "too far from him".

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iamtheone

Conclamo is still a secret agent from a secret agency sent to earth to destroy all the player haters.

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uncle phil

iamtheone would prefer to ogle fly in a pair of sleeper jammies (with the trap-door "open")...

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you both get dirty;
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Conclamo Ludus

Uncle Phil is a player hater and must therefore be obliterated.

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paddyjoe

Luckily, Conclamo has the assorted ray guns and death phasers to pull off such a job.

Fly

joe here.....likes to bombard his fellow tfper's w/ the likes of photoshop and degradation.(especially me.................bastard........)


and he gets off on it.........sad,sad scenario if you ask me.



.............bastard.............

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bernadette

flyman actually truly loved the silkiness & feel of wearing pantyhose after being dared to don a pair for the amusement of the nonsense forum.

sadly, he now wears pantyhose all the time & has to fend off his fellow roofers cuz they think he's so damn sexy in them.

<small>flyman, you're going to get me good one day... eh? </small>

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Fly

yes...one day...






bern likes her men with hot asses and in pantyhose.

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mml

Flyman has a hot ass, but by that we well ab0ve the average,

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paddyjoe

Poor mml's keyboard burned out in response to flyman's 'hot ass'.

(just cover the next one man, it'll last longer)

Fly

joe actually doesn't know how to have just one more for the road............when he says that....he means one more case...

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paddyjoe

before flyman's guests come over, he usually pours water in his Coors Lite so they'll last longer......oh, what's that....that's how they taste normally? Oh sorry.

uncle phil

pj dreams of genny lite...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

phil ol boy. Make that ride up I 81. C'mon, I'm buyin.





uncle phil has good taste in beer!

uncle phil

i'm really tough with those left-hand turns on I-90...and the "can of worms" wasn't as bad back when i lived in Greece...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

The hell with the lefties.

Let's hit the Dinosaur in Syracuse. Hey, maybe some NY tfp'ers are interested.

Fly

paddyjoe 's right hand man's name is wristeena...........

she has a sister named palmela.......and a cousin named handula....


leave the lefties alone man...

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Fly

flyman is a fucking post whore in nonsense......

and he's an idiot too.........


fucking double poster

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iamtheone

flyman likes to smoke what's he got. He needs to share more.

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paddyjoe

Nah. Just a Canadian..................eh?



iamtheone never asks politely.

bundy

deep down, PJ really likes my art.

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uncle phil

deep down, bundy's only art is in the middle of a "p-art-y..."

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Date the Banana

Uncle Phil really likes to be called Aunt Ophilia.

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mml

Date the Banana actually lusts after plantains.

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Fremen

mml uses his manjuice to baste his brisket on the grill.

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