The Ejaculator
 

A calculation tool (so to speak).

My results were poor.

You have made 23.359375 gallons and 194.9434215625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.6611111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,076,400,000,000 little swimmers.

The Ejaculator

damn, you almost doubled my output. Hope i don't develop a complex from this.

You have made 4.875 gallons and 40.6838445 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 34.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 224,640,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1248 kittens.

But I am still young.

You have made 8.53125 gallons and 71.196727875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 60.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 393,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2184 kittens.

and im only 19 !

You have made 29.25 gallons and 244.103067 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.08 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,347,840,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 7488 kittens


Maybe i should get another hobby!!!

You have made 29.791666666667 gallons and 248.62349416667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.5888888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,029,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5720 kittens

Speaking of needing a new hobby.....

You have made 162.5 gallons and 1356.12815 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 8.6666666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,616,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 31200 kittens.

Damn....

You have made 3.65625 gallons and 30.512883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 26 yards.
You have killed approximately 168,480,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 936 kittens.
i fucking loose

You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 52 yards.
You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1872 kittens.

Doing pretty fuckin good so far. This deserves a good jerk-off. BBL

At least some of my "little swimmers" have gone into a woman.




*snickers*

killin' kittens *snicker*

Just adds to the joy. 7696 of the fuzzy lil monsters.... and counting.
Only 30+ gallons, tho. Had to save some for the old lady, y'know.