Biggest Loser In The World
 

I am the biggest loser in the world. Am 18, never had a girlfriend in my life, never been kissed. Have plenty of female friends, been turned down at least three times. Obviously never been laid. Never been drunk/high/wired/whatever. Chicks consider me to be "like a brother". If you can find someone who is more of a loser than me, I'll give you props.

Been turned down three times? Thats your problem right there! You obviously aren't asking. I am 19. Got my first kiss in january. Also get my first poon tang then too (its overrated btw). As far as drunk high goes... well thats an area of debate. Doing that defintly does not make you cool although its something I do. Make sure that whatever you do you do it for you and no one else.

You're not a loser, just inexperienced. :)

I have to second what Freman said. However, sex is NOT overrated (especially with someone you truly care about) but being drunk or high certainly is.

Give it time and don't stop being yourself. The real worthwhile women can weed out a phony in no time. Brother, you're only 18. Be cool, take your time and it'll happen.

A loser at 18? Naaaaahh. Check back when your 28, and if your story is the same, then we'll talk.

Re: Biggest Loser In The World
 

What about Bones? :lol:

<b>Stiltzkin</b>, a lot of us are or were big losers based on your definition.

sorry man, my mistake.

You're forgetting TerresqueÜ, Stiltzkin.

:D

it's ok man, don't worry

i was 21 when i had my first g/f thus got my first kiss. so you're still a god damn hero potential in my book

*uncontrollable weeping*

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Hail Stiltzkin!

Bones sage words ring true. There is a fine line between "loser" and "superpimp" and we all cross back and forth across it throughout our lives. You have just begun.

Now get back out there and entertain me!
-GH

You are way young to be carrying so much weight. You can't be looking outward for people or events to make you feel fullfilled. Right now you need to quell some of those raging hormones. There are "ways" to do this, even if you require "professional" attention (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

Then score some cheap wine and drink until you puke.

With those two hurdles out of the way, you can quit whining and gete back to the task of taking over the world.

You're not a loser.
You sound pretty normal to me.

Remember; dating and asking girls out is like playing roulette; every time you ask is a separate occasion. If you sit down and try to find a pattern, you'll go crazy and lose.

Somewhere out there are millions of people thinking the same thing as you.

As for getting wired/stoned/drunk, hey, you're not missing anything. Trust me. Not doing it may make you feel "uncool" right now, but the age where people go under because they can't quit is NOT THAT FAR AWAY.

Don't worry. One day, things will just start to happen.

Coolness. Lots of nice responses. TFP is teh r0x0rs :)

i saw the title and i thought the thread was started by KWSN!

but dude dont feel bad you got lots of time...i saw a guy on howard stern who was a 37 year old virgin.....they got a porn star to do him in a Taxi cab....try contacting Strean mabey he will hook ya up

you can always get a hold of some GHB (wait thats bad)

that is just about the most honest thing i heave heared in along time

I am 18, have been drunk, High.... not sure what wired is... speed? had multiple girlfriends and sexual experiances.. and i sure as hell am a loser... i just pretend to be cool give it time ;)

Life aint a game.. don't rush it.. sit back and wait for it to happen.. Just make sure it happens with someone you want it to happen with.. not just a one night fling ^_^

Awww I thought there was gunna be a big picture of some star trek dude in a spock costume.

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man you need to start drinking and going to parties that will get the laided thing done, then all you need to do is get a good job and a car chicks love guys that got money and a car:)

I dig your setup but your not the lead singer of creed so youll have to wait till he dies to be biggest loser. So, make it a point not to get laid, dont move out of your parents house, and never wash your hands after you beat it and youll come along fine.

At 18 ur just starting the game man...

As for the girls treating you like a brother, BONES posted this link a little while ago which will help you out. Read and memorise my young friend...

Ya all you have to do is start asking out girls that you like, if they shoot you down then move on.

the only thing "loserish" that I'm hearing is that your feeling sorry for yourself. if you put out the image that your weak and lack self confidence, you not going to get the things you want. plain and simple.

Same story, I'm 19 :)

Hey Stilt, take what you said, add on the fact that I look like I'm about 14-15, and that's me. It's horrible trust me.

18??? pffttttt... You gotta do more time than that to qualify, mate :) Good things come to those who wait etc etc etc..

*points to SIG*

er. my old sig

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I am an idiot. Kill me now.

im 20 and still don't got a real relationship.



I have had GF in the past and I also have a 3 year old daughter but that girl is crazy.

you sure are missing out, gee

I killed a big bullfrog of my brothers', when I was little.
I used a steel spike.
I was scared of it.
I'm sorry about killing it to this day. :(

(No point to the tale, just thought I'd unburden.) :)