ring

Yes, but he enjoys Tartare.

Who can you trust?

Sun Tzu

Richard Nixon and the face I see in mirrors.

Why did it only take you 5 minutes?

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To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking

ring

I graduated from janitorial skool with honars.

Where did those shots come from?

Sun Tzu

From the twelve pack over there in the corner.

Do you spit or swallow?

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To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking

Fast Forward

Christ! Do you expect me to make a "one-liner" comeback from that volatile statment? I could write pages upon pages why I think he should have been shot.

Ok, but I'll try.

Yes, he did. The poor fellow was misinformed and was led astray by unsavoury elements of political society, unbeknownst to him, the sweet dear boy.

Don't you also think he should have run for another term, once he was cleared by his replacement?

Tophat665

Actually, no, I don't.

Do you think it would be helpful to race relations if Bill Cosby would lighten the fuck up?

The Nixon thing is a line from Cosby's Dentist Schtick.
And that first comeback has got to be about W.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

only if vitaligo comes in a tube.

will you parley?

Ourcrazymodern?

I might, but I think we're thread-jacking off.

Boys will be boys.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

I agree.I believe it is called Peter Panitis.

anyone else spending the day alone?

Sun Tzu

Only if I'm in China.

What was here before the Bing Bang, and what is the space it has not yet expanded to?

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To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking

ring

Something as dense as my poor brain..expanding between my Tears.

Do dust mites relish our dead skin cells as dessert?

Fast Forward

No. It's considered the main course.

... and what are those swarming all over your eyebrows?

Sun Tzu

Dammit, I told her I didnt like 69.


How cheap are you?

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To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking

Fast Forward

Well, I buy second-hand underwear if that gives you any indication.


Are those my socks you're wearing? (I just know I'm going to regret that question )

ring

No. ( you must be psychic.)


How will you play the game?

Tophat665

Superbly.

Haven't you had enough of this abuse?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

My wheat must be seperated from my gaffe, somehow, dear fellow.

May you be excused?

Tophat665

Not until I've cleaned my plate and gotten my gold star, I mayen't.

What color is the sky in your world?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

Our world has many colours of inhabitants.

What's that tap-tapping?

Tophat665

Landshark.

Wanna buy a watch?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

coldhands

Nope, not the right time...

How come you always leave your dirty socks on the floor?

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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference."

-Werner Erhard

ring

They are so tired and need to rest.

Wow..I found a fandango...should I return it?

jewels

I'll take it, unless of course you'd like to dance it with me.

Why do you always leave the toilet seat up?

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

ring

because I like to make baskets with my cigarette butts.


How will you ever forgive me?

coldhands

who says I will.

Have you had that checked by a doctor?

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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference."

-Werner Erhard

Tophat665

Actually, I was thinking of having it checked by a tattoo artist.
Or maybe covered with penrose tiling.

So did you want to be curmudgeon when you grew up when you were a kid, or was this just a skill set the grew by chance?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

evil_twin617

I have a feeling that I come from a long line of curmudgeons, but proof of this kind of pedigree is hard to pin down.

Is non-kinky sex a waste of time?

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I'm not good at empathy - will you accept sarcasm?

Tophat665

If you have to ask, you're doing it wrong.

I wonder with the pervasiveness of mass media if Life hasn't begun to imitate (slapdash, shoddy, profit driven) Art.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

echo5delta

Only if they're going to publish something artistic - like naked Lindsay Lohan pics.

What should I do for St. Patrick's Day?

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"Peace" is when nobody's shooting. A "Just Peace" is when we get what we want. - Bill Mauldin

Tophat665

Find a parade and start throwing oranges at the paraders. They'll appreciate some citrus. Wear running shoes.

Anybody have an extra three fifty they can lend me 'til Fryday?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

No..but I will lend you my spell-checker, 'til Friday..unless that was a
reference to a fish-fry.


Who left the door open?

Tophat665

Well, I don't live in a barn, but I have it on good authority that I was born in a livery stable.

My head is killing me. Anybody have some asprin?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

jewels

No, but I can get you Kevorkian's number if you like.

Is that your gun or are you just happy to see me?

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

jlanez

The bulge in my briefs doesn't require a concealed weapons permit, though maybe it should.

Do your nipples know that it's rude to point?

pan6467

What nipples?

Would John Belushi still be alive if he had taken his own advice and said "no Coke, Pepsi"?

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

SSJTWIZTA

deleted because pans a quick bastard

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

pan6467

Yeah well what does my mom having to stand on a street corner before I was born have to do with how fast I posted?

(It may affect my bedroom time..... not called the Minuteman for nothing, let's see others go a minute, that's stamina baby.....)

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Ourcrazymodern?

I don't live here.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

pan6467

Again I ask, would John Belushi still be alive if he had said, "No Coke, Pepsi"?

(Of course injecting Pepsi with heroin may be just as unhealthy.)

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

littlemissnoone

Well last time I checked he was still getting over the big gang banger party he had. I heard that he OD'd. So He says next time around. Both coke and pepsi banned. Sorry...

How do you want your coffee?