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07-30-2007, 09:29 AM
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Please touch this.
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Words that sound naughty, but aren't.
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fluctuate gherkin cummerbund volva pianist seminary tipple rear admiral poop deck booby pervasive dike penal ballpeen rectify titmouse assonance
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07-30-2007, 09:40 AM
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pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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These usually get a giggle out of music appreciation students:
rhythm piccolo pianissimo con fuoco rubato middle pedal ritardando diction vibrato uvula castrato Fanny Mendelssohn
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07-30-2007, 09:41 AM
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Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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I contend that the German word for lockers, Schließfächer, is one of the dirtiest sounding words in any language, but isn't dirty at all.
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07-30-2007, 12:42 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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well, put that in your funk & wagnalls...
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08-01-2007, 05:03 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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if you don't like what you see here get the funk out
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08-02-2007, 11:31 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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how about "SNAFU," a word that doesn't sound naughty but is?
Situation Normal All Fucked Up
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08-04-2007, 01:06 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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buttress
masticate trannie Aer Lingus bifurcate truncate fluctuate assimilate vibrate (lotta -ates) epiphany Homo erectus dingleberry pulp etc, etc, etc...
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08-05-2007, 02:32 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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and how about "FUBAR?"
Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
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08-05-2007, 03:18 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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lloyd
prognosticate badcock furniture folie á deux rumination trichtotillomania etiology tardive dyskinesia (which I can't spell, either) frotteurism... okay, yeah, that's naughty.  most of the words that always sounded funny to me were in grad school when we got deeper into the dsm-iv.
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08-05-2007, 03:23 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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badcock...
hehe...they're everywhere in florida...
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08-14-2007, 10:41 AM
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I would also add - cocksure.
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08-14-2007, 01:16 PM
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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08-15-2007, 07:48 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Ballcock, stopcock, weathercock, peacock (Make you wonder if peahen might not be the incorrect feminine version, knowhudimean?)
Masticate, Macerate The French for Seal is Foq (pronounced Fuck). There's actually a French kid's book. "Je suis une petit foq" The Spanish word for "to put or place" is poner. It's irregular in the preterit (definite past), so the first person preterit is pusé, pronounced Poosay. tittillation Fuqwad is a perfectly normal Arabic name. Big Beaver Lick, a stream in Kentucky Jackass Hole, the original English name of Jackson's Hole, Wyoming. Ashram. Entire Butt (a style of Porter) Best Boy Grip... Quote:
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08-20-2007, 06:12 PM
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peekaboo
Location: on the back, bitch
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Focker airplanes...in another chat, we did a whole conversation using Focker constantly...good times.
Any word that ends with 'gma' sounds nasty to me-dogma, magma.... Buttress Oscillate
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08-20-2007, 07:35 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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ngdawgma
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09-01-2007, 12:01 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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09-03-2007, 08:28 PM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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inner
insert action squeeeb
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09-04-2007, 12:59 AM
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Banned
Location: Tramtária
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"Laputa" is actually a loaf of a particular Swedish bread that has no connection with prostitution or anything Spanish at all.
"Neger" is the ligitimate Germanic (German, Swedish, etc.) word for people of black skin (African) and isn't the slightest bit derrogetory. Consequently, "Neger Kisses" is the German word for a chocolate-mix confection, rolled into a ball and has nothing to do with the "N word" associated with American racial slang. |
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