Help wanted: Sidekick position (apply within) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Sion · 06-15-2003, 11:01 AM

I have decided to take on a sidekick. If interested, please reply listing you qualifications and a short explanation of why you would be the best sidekick I could find.

sadistikdreams · 06-15-2003, 11:25 AM

uh. i dont think i want to be your sidekick anymore.

so, nevermind.

Minx · 06-15-2003, 12:33 PM

Don't have a lot of qualifications other than the fact that I'm cute, mischevious and make a really mean lasagne!

YourNeverThere · 06-15-2003, 01:16 PM

i just like your avatar, other than that not much

Sion · 06-15-2003, 01:47 PM

Minx, you certainly appear to be the front-runner at the moment. How's about sending me a picture of you and a lasagna so I can judge for myself?

hmmmmmm, lasagna (drool)

gov135 · 06-15-2003, 01:47 PM

I am probably taller than you... aren't sidekicks supposed to be shorter? I think thats a rule.

Let's see.... I smell good, cook well, I own a cape, and I like animals.

So - as is often the case in interviews - my turn to ask a question - What kind of sidekick are we applying to be? The kind that gets you another beer and some cheese snacks, the kind thats a constant companion, the kind that helps you save the world, etc. Please specify position specifications/expectations. Thanks.

meanSpleen · 06-15-2003, 02:41 PM

Sidekicks always look like wimps. I would definitely say that I'm pretty wimpy. You'll need to save me if anything happens.

grumpyolddude · 06-15-2003, 03:11 PM

Which side do you want kicked? I've got one good leg left!

Sion · 06-15-2003, 05:48 PM

"What kind of sidekick are we applying to be? The kind that gets you another beer and some cheese snacks, the kind thats a constant companion, the kind that helps you save the world, etc."

all of the above and then some.

still interested?

gov135 · 06-15-2003, 06:08 PM

"still interested?"

I think I'd better drop out of the running.

You're being awfully ambiguous here, and Saturday Night Live warns us to be suspect of the motives of such duos.

Good luck in your quest, however. I hope you find someone who is everything anyone would want in a sidekick.

Minx · 06-15-2003, 09:04 PM

Damn I'm in it for the beer!

Do I get a cool costume if I get the position? Huh huh do I do I?

Sion · 06-15-2003, 09:14 PM

"Do I get a cool costume if I get the position? Huh huh do I do I?"

how about one like the girl in your avatar, Minxy baby? works for me.

still waiting for that lasagna and picture, btw.

Minx · 06-15-2003, 09:44 PM

*spins around looking for damn noodles and where the hell did that cheese go to?

Don't worry...it's coming! And oh ya....I can slide into that outfit!

Midlandmadman · 06-16-2003, 08:04 AM

I am more of the evil henchman type person.... the guy that fights the side-kick.... so if you ever turn evil... give me a ring.

eyeseepeedude · 06-16-2003, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
*spins around looking for damn noodles and where the hell did that cheese go to?

Don't worry...it's coming! And oh ya....I can slide into that outfit!

I too can make a pretty good lasagna, but I'm not sure if the costume would look that great on me... (*how about Minx in the costume and me cooking the lasagna?*)

Troublebot · 06-16-2003, 10:23 AM

Yeah, I'm really more into the evil villian thing. Maybe Midlandmadman and I can form up some "League of Badness" and you can thwart our plans.

But good luck on the whole sidekick deal.

XenuHubbard · 06-16-2003, 09:47 PM

I'd like to apply, but right now my volunteer work at the Church of Scientology takes up all my time. Besides, it would be unethical to help you save the world, when I'm dedicated to an organisation trying to destroy it.

I could be your arch-nemesis, though.

SaltPork · 06-17-2003, 07:59 AM

I've never been a sidekick, but I've been a super hero before...I have since been down-sized. I was Normal Man! Now I a super hero in search of a city to save.

Ashton · 06-17-2003, 08:46 AM

G.I.S. for "sidekick"

BBtB · 06-17-2003, 09:55 AM

Well why we are doing G.I.S. Here is another one that came up with side kicks

06-15-2003, 11:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Help wanted: Sidekick position (apply within) I have decided to take on a sidekick. If interested, please reply listing you qualifications and a short explanation of why you would be the best sidekick I could find. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

06-15-2003, 11:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	uh. i dont think i want to be your sidekick anymore. so, nevermind. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

06-15-2003, 12:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Don't have a lot of qualifications other than the fact that I'm cute, mischevious and make a really mean lasagne! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-15-2003, 01:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	i just like your avatar, other than that not much __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

06-15-2003, 01:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Minx, you certainly appear to be the front-runner at the moment. How's about sending me a picture of you and a lasagna so I can judge for myself? hmmmmmm, lasagna (drool) __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

06-15-2003, 01:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	I am probably taller than you... aren't sidekicks supposed to be shorter? I think thats a rule. Let's see.... I smell good, cook well, I own a cape, and I like animals. So - as is often the case in interviews - my turn to ask a question - What kind of sidekick are we applying to be? The kind that gets you another beer and some cheese snacks, the kind thats a constant companion, the kind that helps you save the world, etc. Please specify position specifications/expectations. Thanks.

06-15-2003, 02:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	Sidekicks always look like wimps. I would definitely say that I'm pretty wimpy. You'll need to save me if anything happens. __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

06-15-2003, 03:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Which side do you want kicked? I've got one good leg left! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

06-15-2003, 05:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	"What kind of sidekick are we applying to be? The kind that gets you another beer and some cheese snacks, the kind thats a constant companion, the kind that helps you save the world, etc." all of the above and then some. still interested? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

06-15-2003, 06:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	"still interested?" I think I'd better drop out of the running. You're being awfully ambiguous here, and Saturday Night Live warns us to be suspect of the motives of such duos. Good luck in your quest, however. I hope you find someone who is everything anyone would want in a sidekick.

06-15-2003, 09:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Damn I'm in it for the beer! Do I get a cool costume if I get the position? Huh huh do I do I? __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-15-2003, 09:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	"Do I get a cool costume if I get the position? Huh huh do I do I?" how about one like the girl in your avatar, Minxy baby? works for me. still waiting for that lasagna and picture, btw. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

06-15-2003, 09:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	*spins around looking for damn noodles and where the hell did that cheese go to? Don't worry...it's coming! And oh ya....I can slide into that outfit! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-16-2003, 08:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I am more of the evil henchman type person.... the guy that fights the side-kick.... so if you ever turn evil... give me a ring. __________________ Its good to be back.

06-16-2003, 10:23 AM	#16 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Yeah, I'm really more into the evil villian thing. Maybe Midlandmadman and I can form up some "League of Badness" and you can thwart our plans. But good luck on the whole sidekick deal. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

06-17-2003, 08:46 AM	#19 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	G.I.S. for "sidekick"

06-16-2003, 09:47 PM	#17 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	I'd like to apply, but right now my volunteer work at the Church of Scientology takes up all my time. Besides, it would be unethical to help you save the world, when I'm dedicated to an organisation trying to destroy it. I could be your arch-nemesis, though. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

06-17-2003, 07:59 AM	#18 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	I've never been a sidekick, but I've been a super hero before...I have since been down-sized. I was Normal Man! Now I a super hero in search of a city to save. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

06-17-2003, 09:55 AM	#20 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Well why we are doing G.I.S. Here is another one that came up with side kicks __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"