Sion

I have decided to take on a sidekick. If interested, please reply listing you qualifications and a short explanation of why you would be the best sidekick I could find.

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sadistikdreams

uh. i dont think i want to be your sidekick anymore.

so, nevermind.

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Minx

Don't have a lot of qualifications other than the fact that I'm cute, mischevious and make a really mean lasagne!

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YourNeverThere

i just like your avatar, other than that not much

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Sion

Minx, you certainly appear to be the front-runner at the moment. How's about sending me a picture of you and a lasagna so I can judge for myself?


hmmmmmm, lasagna (drool)

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gov135

I am probably taller than you... aren't sidekicks supposed to be shorter? I think thats a rule.

Let's see.... I smell good, cook well, I own a cape, and I like animals.

So - as is often the case in interviews - my turn to ask a question - What kind of sidekick are we applying to be? The kind that gets you another beer and some cheese snacks, the kind thats a constant companion, the kind that helps you save the world, etc. Please specify position specifications/expectations. Thanks.

meanSpleen

Sidekicks always look like wimps. I would definitely say that I'm pretty wimpy. You'll need to save me if anything happens.

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grumpyolddude

Which side do you want kicked? I've got one good leg left!

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Sion

"What kind of sidekick are we applying to be? The kind that gets you another beer and some cheese snacks, the kind thats a constant companion, the kind that helps you save the world, etc."

all of the above and then some.

still interested?

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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

gov135

"still interested?"

I think I'd better drop out of the running.

You're being awfully ambiguous here, and Saturday Night Live warns us to be suspect of the motives of such duos.

Good luck in your quest, however. I hope you find someone who is everything anyone would want in a sidekick.

Minx

Damn I'm in it for the beer!

Do I get a cool costume if I get the position? Huh huh do I do I?

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Sion

"Do I get a cool costume if I get the position? Huh huh do I do I?"

how about one like the girl in your avatar, Minxy baby? works for me.

still waiting for that lasagna and picture, btw.

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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Minx

*spins around looking for damn noodles and where the hell did that cheese go to?

Don't worry...it's coming! And oh ya....I can slide into that outfit!

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Midlandmadman

I am more of the evil henchman type person.... the guy that fights the side-kick.... so if you ever turn evil... give me a ring.

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eyeseepeedude

I too can make a pretty good lasagna, but I'm not sure if the costume would look that great on me... (*how about Minx in the costume and me cooking the lasagna?*)

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Troublebot

Yeah, I'm really more into the evil villian thing. Maybe Midlandmadman and I can form up some "League of Badness" and you can thwart our plans.

But good luck on the whole sidekick deal.

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XenuHubbard

I'd like to apply, but right now my volunteer work at the Church of Scientology takes up all my time. Besides, it would be unethical to help you save the world, when I'm dedicated to an organisation trying to destroy it.

I could be your arch-nemesis, though.

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SaltPork

I've never been a sidekick, but I've been a super hero before...I have since been down-sized. I was Normal Man! Now I a super hero in search of a city to save.

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Ashton

G.I.S. for "sidekick"

BBtB

Well why we are doing G.I.S. Here is another one that came up with side kicks

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