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Hairier than I am.
Bounty paper towels are... |
is kinda queer... but in a good way
Bones's's is... |
not even a noun.
A boiled cabbage is... |
not my favorite food
Cable TV is... |
a system of television reception in which signals from distant stations are picked up by a master antenna and sent by cable to the individual receivers of paying subscribers -- (see also: cable TV)
Babies are... |
.... fun to cram into the trunk of your car.
A scratching post is ... |
...making my fingers itchy just thinking about it.
a bird in the hand is... |
not leaving until i'm finished.
Bananas are |
poor weapons in a street fight.
July first is.... |
...without a doubt, shingo's friend, co-conspirator, and limo driver...all wrapped up in a nehru jacket.
a hamburger is... |
NOT a position in the Kama Sutra manual.
A one-armed man in a wheelchair is... |
...out in the cornfields of iowa making those funny circles.
vermicelli is... |
a forum troll
The Internet is... |
very fucky.
Hummers are... |
...never there when you need them.
an albino frog is... |
a frog.
pussy is |
always next to some asshole.
laughter is |
contagious
slushies are... |
a parady of slurpies.
people are... |
a crodd between a shovel and a native australian dog...
Letter openers sometimes... |
hurt when they puncture my skin.
playing cards are... |
necessary for playing strip poker.
Vodka is.... |
going down to my belly...
I AM? |
(in answer to "I Am")
the Walrus (Goo goo ga joob.) Paul is... |
sick of doing 'Crocadile Dundee' sequels...
Sunscreen is... |
usually MILK!
love is... |
an emotion
apple computers are... |
...falling off the trees in the fall.
shingo still is... |
bones.
bones is.......... |
A skeletal heap in the proverbial closet...
Music is... |
to my ears, what food is to my stomach.
ambition is... |
forgin to most.
light is... |
hurting my eyes...
System of A Down is... |
a band name that I have yet to understand.
My job is... |
to be Sticky.
This weekend is |
...counting down to how many bullets dirty harry had left in his pistol before he blasted the punk off the dock.
a dictionary is... |
full of words that are spelled correctly.
A rose is |
a tattoo on a chick I knew back in the day.....
I think that I have a hair growing out of the top of my nose |
bender is...
The one who broke the chain. Chainsaws are... |
...best left untouched under the christmas tree until until little johnny gets up and tests it.
the metaphysical ramifications of the philosophy of L ron hubbard are... |
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