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All it takes.
Chicken is... |
the other white meat.......
100% humidity is.... |
...what's inside a bottle of water.
daylight savings time is... |
a waste of time...
Megaball is..... |
A waste of money.
That guy behind home plate standing up and waving while talking on his cell phone is... |
A waste of space...
A sunshiny Monday is... |
...not a waste at all.
a bad day of golf is... |
...always better than a good day at work.
A bad day at work is... |
from 7:00 to 4:00 Monday thru Friday
Micheal Moore's 9/11 eye opener blockbuster is......... |
...more a bust than a block bust.
Fahrenheit 451 is... |
...a great book.
Fahrenheit 9/11 is... |
a flick I am going to see tonight....
President Bush is. |
...a debatable topic.
worcestershire sauce is... |
good with hard boiled eggs.....
Smoked oysters is..... |
Hard on the lungs
Saran Wrap is |
a nice outfit to wear when greating hubby at the door with a chilled bottle of champagne
Capitalism is |
the basis for most earned wealth.
Wealth is... |
the end result of capitalism (hopefully ;) )
salmon is... |
best when eaten off a naked supermodel.
AIM is... |
...lousy toothpaste.
anthracite is... |
...barely digestible.
Nudity is... |
...cold in the winter, man!
Aphrodite is... |
...freakin hot for a mythical goddess.
Charlie Manson is... |
freaking NOT human...
summer vacation is... |
...a hot version of winter vacation.
Rock n' Roll is... |
the point of being....
Life is..... |
...just a bowl of cherries.
the alternative, however, is... |
...........simply another way.
being the only one in your office in the afternoon is.......... |
...time to turn up the music & dance naked on your desk! (or not. that's up to you.)
eating dinner alone 4 nights in a row is... |
something that calls for a change on night number 5
Family time is...... |
About 5 minutes.....
Pot Roast is.... |
...best when served with carrots and potato
the deficit is... |
...not really a surplus.
the army - navy game is... |
a very old rivalry.
A rivalry is.. |
...a bitter fight between two cans of dog food.
stainless steel cookware purchased at K-mart is... |
Tax deductible as a donation toward the 'Free Martha-It's A Good Thing' campaign
parchment is |
Paper that's dying for a drink.
Skinny is |
the opposite of fat!
Fat is... |
wo's last name...(remember hawaii 5-0, LD?)
the 39th parallel is... |
more popular than the 40th parallel
polar ice cap is |
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