|
...not a phrase we hear to often around here.
Springtime is......... |
.............when all the nice smelling flowers come out.
flowers are........... |
Nature's porn.
Crabgrass makes me.... |
chafe? lol
Dirt is................. |
almost everywhere!
Everywhere is... |
...universal.
that big ball of fire in the sky is... |
....Going to kill us
my mother told me never to.... |
change my underwear.
Broccoli is... |
...the producer of most James Bond movies.
a Chevy Celebrity is... |
not much of a car.
A Corvette is... |
not as cool as a Dodge Viper.
A drunk rich guy is |
Easy pickings for a hot chick!
Saltpeter is...... |
an ingredient of gun powder.
Gun powder is... |
...a horrible seasoning.
The experience of buying a new car is... |
Not too shabby if you get a good deal.
Gasoline Price is... |
....something ya gotta deal with
St. Patrick's Day is.......... |
Wednesday
St. Patrick is... |
My favorite saint.
Green beer is... |
not so colorful coming back up.
Tequila is... |
not so good going down or up.
The worm is mescal is... |
...slightly melancholy, but getting better. Thanks for asking.
A vigorous session of sexual intercourse with sylvia saint is... |
probably way out of most of our leagues.
One with Sophie is... |
...backbreaking.
the true definition of is is... |
A thread killer.
Lunch with Harvey Weinstein is... |
not on my list of "Do's" for tomorrow.
Tomorrow is... |
...something which never knows.
96 quite bitter beings are... |
intrinsically unhappy souls.
Kurt Vonnegut is... |
... not for everyone
1984 is ... |
...........a time I barely remember
2004 is.................. |
hopefully the year we remember as the time we got rid of Bush. (sorry, I just got off the politics page :))
Time is... |
.........an organized format of life.
organizing is........... |
sorta gettin' your shit together.
Gettin' your shit together is... |
a really hard thing to do.
Tapeworms are... |
probably a sure fire way to lose weight!
Losing weight is... |
...the hard part.
putting weight on is... |
...as simple as picking up a midget.
Picking up a midget is... |
...only fun if it's part of a midget tossing contest.
Eating edible undies is... |
a whole lot like eating really bad licorice.
Licorice is... |
...surprisingly easy to insert in a hamster's rectum.
A hamster's rectum is... |
......Is a teeny tiny little thing
a teeny tiny little thing is... |
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