|
...not a city full of wide open spaces.
German jazz music is... |
... a lot like Chinese Polka.
Checkers is... |
...dead, and so's tricky dick.
chess is... |
... a game of strategy that i suck at.
Multimedia is... |
... a buzzword.
A happy medium is... |
...2 packs a day.
Cerebral palsey is... |
... not even a little funny.
Lewis Black is... |
Lewis Black is funny part of the time - Lewis Black, however; is white....
White is.... |
...the color of the birch tree right outside my window.
Irvine, CA is... |
not my favorite place.
death is... |
...is ultimately unavoidable; no one is excluded.
life is... |
... a terminal veneral disease, but a damnsight better than the alternatives.
The universe is... |
Biggern' Texas!
Texas is... |
full of hillbillys.
March is.... |
coming in like a lamb.
Work is... |
how the majority of us survive!
Surviving is.... |
not living.
Cruising the Mediterranean is... |
not done in a lowered Monte Carlo.
The Ho's is |
gettin' uglier every day!
Ugly is... |
....only in perception.
beauty is......... |
only skin deep.
Skin is... |
... your body's largest organ.
The best rock organist is... |
not Willie Nelson!
Willie Nelson is... |
A wrestling move that will get you disqualified.
A pile driver is... |
An illegal wrestling move or a piece of heavy construction equipment.
Equipment is... |
...not to be operated when under the influence of alcohol or certain drugs. HEAVY equipment anyway. :p
Alcohol is... |
fun in a bottle, that will still give you back your deposit.
Mung is... |
... a bit hungover after a night of drinking plum wine with Ling Po and the boys on his Uncle Fu's Sampan.
Cold sake is... |
not much worse than hot sake!
Sake is... |
... the very essence of springtime captured in fire and water.
K'ung Fu-Tze is... |
a really old book.
An old book is... |
...gutenberg's bible.
an old bible, on the other hand, is... |
.....a classic must-have
Having books you don't read is....... |
A little pathetic, but inevitable if you collect books.
Spending time reading "The Sherpas through their Rituals" or "A Cultural History of the Swat Panthans" when you have given up on your anthropoloy degree is... |
...probably still a good idea. :) YOU GO TOPHAT!
Not knowing much about anthropology is... |
...understandable.
'is' is... |
... What WMDs ain't in Iraq.
That Woman is ... |
...not on her hands and knees under my desk counting my testicles over and over again.
"no new taxes" is... |
Something George H.W. Bush wishes he never said.
Roadkill is... |
... not just for breakfast any more.
"I Can't Believe It's Not 'Possum" is... |
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