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Better than being snot!
Being mooey is... |
Spanish for "our Chubby".
Nivea Lotion is... |
........good on the legs of the woman you love
warm beer is..... |
....often served at flyman's place.
big fat joints...... |
are under a big fat ass.
A fat ass is.......... |
more cushion for the pushin'!
rubbers are... |
...cut lower than waders.
if a tree falls in a forrest and no one is close by, the sound it makes is... |
sort of a dull thud followed by little crackling noises.
Noise is... |
....abnoxious to some.
"Chingao" is.... |
...what you get when you pull the handle on a slot machine too hard and the quarters (rolled, of course) fall into your lap.
QUANTAS is... |
Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services Limited - a.k.a. the safest airline in the world!
Giardia are... |
infectious.
Disease is ......... |
...contagious.
a rainbow is... |
... something that really pisses me off, like, when it it crawls up your leg and starts biting the inside of your ass. I hate that!
Festively plump is... |
not for me.
35-25-35 is... |
... also a winning hand.
Anne Coulter and Arianna Huffington are... |
bags of hot air.
Hot air is... |
...coming from my heater.
bamboo is... |
painful when used as a disciplinary tool.
This game is.... |
.....quite addicting in a strange, nonsense way
Star Search is........ |
...still searching for real talent.
Dirty Harry is... |
... curious to know if you feel lucky.
Gonwanaland is... |
...not tourist friendly.
A cup of green tea is... |
...deliriously refreshing.
spelling is... |
a great producer but a bad director.
Towering inferno is |
...great black (ashen) humour.
A Shovel is... |
for manual labor.
Manual labor is... |
...bad for my nails.
manicures are.... |
done after soaking in Palmolive.
Homemade wine is..... |
mostly just antifreeze.
a cleveland steamer is... |
...not the kind of clam you want to dig on the shores of the cuyahoga.
boston blackie is... |
the nemesis of uncle phil.
http://www.normsradio.com/components...on-blackie.jpg Lawyers are like skidmarks because... |
most of them are shitty.
Life without lawyers is... |
....a lot less confusing
The Acadamy Awards are........ |
usually not watched by me, since I don't give a h00t :D
I feel proud of being the starter of one of the "immortal threads" :D Rome in spring is... |
...just as dirty as the rest of the year.
Susan Sarandon is... |
...mature, talented and sexy.
Charlize Theron is... |
ugly.
Alcohol is... |
...clearly affecting Zanders judgement.
Shanghai is... |
... full of Chinese people.
Bombay is... |
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