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not as good as morning nookie. ;)
Strumming your guitar is... |
...not as good as chocking the chicken. ;)
Willie Nelson is... |
... the Red Headed Stranger.<p>Islands in the steam is...
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out of the past.
The past is... |
...best left in the past.
Chicago is... |
a good musical, the winday cit-hay.
Naked is... |
so nice!
Being clothed is.. |
to be ashamed of our apehood.
Uranus is... |
Surrounded by dark rings.
DVDA is... |
Double Vaginal Double Anal.
Michael Jackson is... (sidenote- uncle phil, my sig is from Family Guy, not a movie):) |
losing it
Genital herpes is... |
Something you tell an ugly chick you have, so that she will go away.
Hemorrhoids is... |
...a lot more irritating than asteroids (unless you get hit by one...)
the Fox channel is... (sorry, cobra, my mistake...) |
my favorite source for news.
CNN is... |
the only thing keeping Larry King aLive.
Greta Van Susteren is... |
an ugly bitch.
A bitch is... |
...usually bug with a mattock and a shovel...
veal parm is... |
...........fucking saweeeeeeeet baby.
151 proof rum is....... |
...is definitely not for me. i hate rum. tequila... well that's another story!
grocery shopping is... |
no fun at all.
Fun is... |
..........tequila to bernadette.
tequila is... |
......only good after a few other drinks in ya first so you don't feel the burn
pudding is........ |
for nude chicks to wrestle in.
Wrestling is... |
as real as you'd like to make it.
Kermit the Frog is... |
a pig lover.
A Hamburger without meat is... |
A salad roll.
A naked woman on a unicycle is... |
...second cousin to a crotch-rocket.
albania is... |
...one of those crazy places.
The smell of chili farts is... |
music to my feet.
My calloused toe is... |
...entrusted with the very secrets that kept the gardens of shalimar hidden for oh, so very long.
earthworms are... |
good with ceasar salad!
Tax ruturns are... |
......always less than what you want them to be
Taco Bell is........... |
...Steamin good!
Congegal visits are... |
...sticky.
The question which preceeded the answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything is... |
...forgotten.
ring lardner, on the other hand, is... |
"are you now, or have you ever been a member of...
Being a member is... |
...kind of cold, if your zipper is down.
estes kefauver was... |
... often mistaken for a sneeze.
Mucus is... |
really snotty!
Bein' snotty is... |
...more fun with your hands tied behind your back.
alamagordo is... |
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