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... a rear end shot.<p>Whamo is...
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...either a frisbee or a hula hoop.
an idle mind is... |
... the devil's playground.<p>The saying "idle hands is..."
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"a kitten's best friend."
Stuck in a snowbank is... |
Stuck in a snowbank is...
... a cold garden gnome! Garden ornaments are... |
.....more attractions for birds to pick at.
Rearranging a room is....... |
...not as much fun as it wants to look.
television is... |
...deadening to the mind
convex programming strategies are... |
...way overrated when it comes to looking for pornography.
Avoiding a telephone-contest scam is... |
as easy as a 2 cent whore
Duct Tape is... |
Duct tape is a rednecks best friend!
A redneck is... |
... is a group of people I am all to famliar with.<p>Valentines day is...
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a guarantee for sex.
A sheet of paper is... |
...all it takes to beat 'rock'.
Moving is... |
groovin'
Overheating is... |
...nature's way of saying, "check your radiator fluid, dummy!!!"
a snowstorm is... |
... something I'll not see in Florida next week.<p>Wearing a tux with flip flops is...
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Wearing a tux with flip flops is...gauche.
A tuxedo is... |
... another name for a dressed up Pengiun.<p>The weather in Florida next week is...
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.....not at all like the weather in Washington next week.
Unpredictable weather is........ |
.... a staple of life in Oklahoma.<p>A staple in your life is...
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...at the end of the day you're another day older.
quoting musicals is... |
...REALLY a blast out of the past.
internet access is... |
internet access is expensive around here!
Livin' out n the sticks is.... |
... not as bad as living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!<p>Having company is...
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...the only reason i clean my house.
Walking down the hall is... |
... is better than falling down in it.<p>Having the A/C on in winter...
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...works in the lower hemisphere.
a pie in the sky is... |
like a kiss on the thigh!
a thigh is... |
not as big as a wing
timothy leary is... |
leary is lost in the sixties.
Champagne is... |
...the nectar of the gods.
Bill Murray is... |
Bill Murray is one weird dude!
The Dude is ......... |
... just the dude, man.<p>The man is...
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Wondering where his food is at, BIATCH!
My signature is from... |
(My signature is) ...a line from a movie.
and ballantine beer is... |
Ballantine Beer is not available in our market.
Newcastle Brown Ale is... |
... a fine drop which is quite hard to find in Sydney.
Louis Vuitton is... |
... is a song by Shonen Knife. It goes like:
Every dog and every cat and every people has Louis Vuitton Rich people and poor people genuine spurious Louis Vuitton A kindergarden pupil has it with her mom is Louis Vuitton A college student has her tennis racket in her big Louis Vuitton Japanese Punk music is... |
... not as successful (nor amusing) as J-Pop (i mean, just look at the incredible success of Morning Musume, and Hamasaki Ayumi)...
Morning Musume is... |
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