cchris

Your family reunion

Wearing your authentic Star Trek uniform to bars.

"Come home with me, but be quiet, moms sleeping"

Just whip it out. They love that.

Opening line, "What's up, whore?"

Ransom thier pets back to them for a date

Singing songs from "Star Trek: The Musical"

Whistling "It's A Small World After All" constantly

Cold-calling directly from the phone book

Candy-Striping at a maternity ward

Build shack in Montana, send mail bombs

So how much will just tonight cost?

Drugging them with ether and kidnapping them

Walk down the street naked

"Hi, my name is Jim, and this is Jim Jr."

Being the dummy in a self defence class for women

Hi my name is daniel. You can call me danielle

"Hi! Are you wearing pantyhose?"

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

Stiltzkin

Writing them an anonymous love letter. It shows them you're too much of a pussy to talk to them face-to-face. Women don't want pussies...

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The most important thing in this world is love.

BBtB

I second that one.

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

Sion

"Women don't want pussies... "


some women do, bless their rugmunching hearts

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Stiltzkin

Well, not pussy as in "vagina" but as in coward. Oh, and, I learned that the hard way

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The most important thing in this world is love.

BBtB

Me too.

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

Stiltzkin

Damn it BBtB quit being too much like me, or I might have to consider you as a friend instead of an acquaintance.

If the gal you were after has long, straight, brown hair and green eyes, then you must be my doppleganger or something.

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The most important thing in this world is love.