Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Chatter > Tilted Fun Zone


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 06-14-2003, 05:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
Junkie
 
cchris's Avatar
 
Location: Sydney
Uses for SEX

Sex as a sedative. It helps you go to sleep.
Sex to fight addictions. It helped me quit smoking
Sex as a laxative. Regular sex helps you have regular shits.
Sex to get to know somebody. You can tell a lot about a person by fucking them.
Sex as a meditation.
Sex to relive boredom.
Sex to improve concentration.
Sex to make money.
Sex to create magic. Some witches believe that that the most powerful time to cast a spell is during orgasm.
Sex for manipulation. It can get you what you want.
Sex as a reward. Either to yourself or to someone else.
Sex for relaxation.
Sex for rejuvenation. It keeps you looking and feeling younger.
Sex to increase energy. A great pick-me-up.
Sex to cure an asthma attack. I saved a man's life once.
Sex to make you laugh. It can be hilarious.
Sex as a gift. A present for birthdays, anniversaries, Bar Mitzvahs...
Sex to get high.
Sex to achieve an altered state.
Sex to create life. Sex for waking up. Helps get rid of that groggy feeling.
Sex to cure back pain.
Sex to keep warm in the winter.
Sex as a pain killer. It's far more potent than aspirin, and most prescription pain killers.
Sex as an anti-depressant. It will cheer you up.
Sex for stress reduction.
Sex as a spiritual exercise.
Sex for exercise. It's aerobic and burns calories.
Sex for thrills and adventure.
Sex to relive headaches. Even migraines.
Sex as a cure for writer's block.
Sex as a good deed. Give the needy an occasional mercy fuck.
Sex as an art form. It can be very creative and a great way to express oneself.
Sex to control appetite. It can be so filling.
Sex for cardiovascular health.
Sex to create intimacy.
Sex as an expression of love.
Sex for itching mosquito bites. Apply your own sperm to affected areas.
Sex for barter. Trade it for all kinds of things.
Sex to get in touch with emotions, like sadness.
Sex to avoid working. I can always finish this some other time.
__________________
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
cchris is offline  
Old 06-14-2003, 05:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
Inspired by the mind's eye.
 
mirevolver's Avatar
 
Location: Between the darkness and the light.
Quote:
Sex to relive headaches. Even migraines.
There's a new way to handle the "I have a headache" excuse.
__________________
Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.
mirevolver is offline  
Old 06-14-2003, 06:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Minx's Avatar
 
Location: Up yonder
I'm sorry to blow the "I have a headache dear" myth out of the water but for me.....sex is the best and only cure for one!

It also is the most sincere expression of love and the greatest gift you can share with someone.....or....
It also just feels REALLY good. Makes you smile...and we all should smile more!
__________________
You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!
Minx is offline  
Old 06-14-2003, 06:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
Banned
 
I didn't see sex for fun on the list.
Mango is offline  
Old 06-14-2003, 06:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Montreal
Wow, pretty multi-purpose, ain't it. Guess I should try it some day. Heh.
crackpot is offline  
Old 06-14-2003, 11:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
Still searching...
 
madsenj37's Avatar
 
Location: NorCal For Life
Sex can cause headaches, too. Men are more likely than women to get them after sex.
__________________
"Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe."
-- Albert Einstein
madsenj37 is offline  
 

Tags
sex

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:44 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360