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Old 09-05-2008, 06:07 PM   #361 (permalink)
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I suppose your one of those folks who thinks it's just for special occasions too.





Actually, the closest I have come to crossdressing was to go to Hallowe'en as a Catholic Priest, which in an ideal world would be the opposite OF sex.

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Old 09-05-2008, 06:11 PM   #362 (permalink)
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oh so true...and for other occaisons, too. I won more Miss America contests than any real Miss America....see:

this is my best friend Pete smooching on me:


The next poster would like a date with me while I'm dressed like Miss America.



.....OOPS!!! a dollar short again.


true, not only in the snow but even 6 ft up on a wall

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Old 09-06-2008, 01:59 AM   #363 (permalink)
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true...white snow...

the next poster once picked his/her nose while driving on an interstate...

(who decided to start substituting 'their' for 'him/her' anyways?)
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Old 09-06-2008, 04:22 AM   #364 (permalink)
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True. Who else was gonna do it?

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Old 09-06-2008, 04:57 AM   #365 (permalink)
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true..but it was going to go take a leak down at the oak tree by the watering hole instead of the bathroom.

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Old 09-18-2008, 02:36 PM   #366 (permalink)
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Never happen.

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Old 09-18-2008, 02:41 PM   #367 (permalink)
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ain't gonna happen...

the next poster flipped off a biker on an interstate...
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:56 PM   #368 (permalink)
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Nope, every biker I ever met was pretty easy going.

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Old 09-19-2008, 01:12 PM   #369 (permalink)
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Loathe? Too strong. Disdains maybe, but not loathe.

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Old 09-30-2008, 08:36 AM   #370 (permalink)
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Nope. I haven't even started.

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Old 09-30-2008, 09:23 AM   #371 (permalink)
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As much as I'd like to, false.

The next poster is awed and curiously attracted by my manly physique.
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:05 AM   #372 (permalink)
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As much as I'd like to, false.

The next poster is awed and curiously attracted by my manly physique.
Nope! Not even a little. I'm sure it's fine, just not my cup of wine.

The next poster is a much better poet then I.
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:16 AM   #373 (permalink)
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doncha just know it...


the next poster is allergic to apples...
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Old 09-30-2008, 11:45 AM   #374 (permalink)
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Nope, just not fond of them even though one will keep up to three doctors away for 8 hours.

The next poster has written away for instructions on how to develop bulging pectoral muscles.

/ C'mon, Tully, you know it makes you feel all funny and stuff.
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Old 09-30-2008, 12:22 PM   #375 (permalink)
 
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False, I wrote off my pecs on the last return.

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Old 09-30-2008, 12:30 PM   #376 (permalink)
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not on your pecs, i didn't...

the next poster has never seen "kelly's heroes..."


Kelly's Heroes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:06 PM   #377 (permalink)
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False

The next poster just will not knock it off with those negative waves!
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:56 PM   #378 (permalink)
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True - what kind of other waves are there?

The next person's bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
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Old 10-01-2008, 02:46 AM   #379 (permalink)
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true...

the next person's bologna has a last name, it's M-A-Y-E-R...
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:47 AM   #380 (permalink)
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False. My bologna's last name is actually Jon.

The next person always washes their hands after using the bathroom.
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:08 AM   #381 (permalink)
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Always.

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Old 10-01-2008, 05:29 PM   #382 (permalink)
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True or false
and yet persisting,
my belief.
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Old 11-15-2008, 03:13 AM   #383 (permalink)
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Must be true.

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Old 11-15-2008, 06:13 AM   #384 (permalink)
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Not true, make it every morning right after getting up. Been like that since my navy days.

The next poster is planning on seeing family this week and isn't really that thrilled about it.
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Old 11-15-2008, 07:35 PM   #385 (permalink)
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True.

I need another skirt.
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Old 11-15-2008, 07:40 PM   #386 (permalink)
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False, I don't wear skirts generally (that cheerleading one was DAMN tight. On the plus side, evidently my waist still fits in to the smallest cheerleaders outfit on my high school's team =o).

The poster below me prefers the heroic Terran to the dirty Zerg or high and mighty Protoss.
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Old 11-16-2008, 02:22 AM   #387 (permalink)
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I don't know how to say "true" to something like that, but I cannot, yet, claim falseness.

So I don't.
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Old 11-16-2008, 04:21 AM   #388 (permalink)
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Yes, I do.

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Old 11-16-2008, 04:35 AM   #389 (permalink)
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Nope, attending a double wedding today. Food, fun and merriment will all be supplied.

The next person uses public transportation on a regular basis.
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Old 11-16-2008, 04:56 AM   #390 (permalink)
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false... but i have been known to hitchhike on "pubic" transportation...

the next poster has never been aboard a cruise ship...
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