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Old 01-28-2008, 08:32 AM   #241 (permalink)
 
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All of the above.

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Old 01-28-2008, 09:20 AM   #242 (permalink)
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only because I didn't get enough sleep last night.

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Old 01-28-2008, 12:26 PM   #243 (permalink)
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Both true. I have (* glances down *) large features.

Roadkill gives you the creeping willies and/or the heebie jeebies.
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:08 PM   #244 (permalink)
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not if it might taste good.

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Old 01-28-2008, 03:08 PM   #245 (permalink)
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It's a lie, I tell you. Definitely false. Never hit anything, I'm not allowed. I'd have nightmares.

You've been known to lie about your age.
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:58 PM   #246 (permalink)
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True, but never believably. (How do I know so much about the Battle of Saratoga? I tell you I wuz There!)

You know many creative uses for Bisquick.
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Old 02-22-2008, 05:16 AM   #247 (permalink)
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I only use Bisquick to carry bodies to the bottom of the Hudson River.

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Old 02-27-2008, 09:05 AM   #248 (permalink)
 
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This poster is busy getting a tad toasted at the moment.

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Old 03-01-2008, 07:20 PM   #249 (permalink)
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Hopefully, but doubtfully.

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Old 03-02-2008, 06:09 AM   #250 (permalink)
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I've never been attracted to apple stems.

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Old 03-02-2008, 02:19 PM   #251 (permalink)
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Well, I did my best...

To get it back on track:

Hydrogen is the lightest element we know of.

Fucking dangling participles!
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:10 PM   #252 (permalink)
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false ...I've never been fucked by a dangling participle. Wait, maybe I was when I was passed out.


I think it was good for you, too.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:42 PM   #253 (permalink)
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True, it was.

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Old 03-02-2008, 07:58 PM   #254 (permalink)
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true ...#7 lead since I like to press hard


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Old 03-03-2008, 01:34 AM   #255 (permalink)
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Haven't seen one of those since the third grade.

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Old 03-03-2008, 02:00 PM   #256 (permalink)
 
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That idea seems rather alien to me....but possibly tasty...

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Old 03-03-2008, 02:01 PM   #257 (permalink)
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Hey, I'm no "it".

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Old 03-03-2008, 06:31 PM   #258 (permalink)
 
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I shall always behave and behold magic,
in the palm of my ear.

You love You.
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Old 03-04-2008, 01:27 AM   #259 (permalink)
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True, I love me most of the time.

It's 6:00.
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Old 03-04-2008, 06:17 AM   #260 (permalink)
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(Edit: I forgot - I love you too.)

False. Its 6:15A and Ive just eaten a Red Vine.

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Old 03-04-2008, 06:29 AM   #261 (permalink)
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that could be fun I'm sure


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Old 03-04-2008, 07:43 AM   #262 (permalink)
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And it was delish. Urp.

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Old 03-06-2008, 10:04 AM   #263 (permalink)
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True, and Im hoping for green curry at the joint next door.

Person below has summited a mountain.
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:04 AM   #264 (permalink)
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...well she was on the large pleasingly plump side, but I wouldn't call her a mountain. I like to say "zophtic".


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Old 03-06-2008, 11:11 AM   #265 (permalink)
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How'd you know?

(I always thought it was "zaftig" ... ? )

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Old 03-06-2008, 11:16 AM   #266 (permalink)
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ahhhhchew! and luckily getting over the flu of a week or so ago. hmmm, I think you're right again, jewels, maybe zaftig is the yiddish'ish version, and I know she was of that persuasion.

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Old 03-07-2008, 05:36 AM   #267 (permalink)
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I am the Venus de Milo of public scratching. It will never happen.

I use a Mac laptop and I think the one below uses one too.
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Old 03-08-2008, 05:05 AM   #268 (permalink)
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This is so in my mind, but my laptop's a Dell. My desktop here at home is a Mac though.

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Old 03-08-2008, 08:29 AM   #269 (permalink)
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False. I only drink on occasion, and I'm rarely drunk.

The person below chuckles to themselves when reading "The Rape of the Lock."
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Old 03-08-2008, 09:46 AM   #270 (permalink)
 
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The last time I chuckled reading a title was, 'Confederacy of Dunces'

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a shower..or has washed clothing in a river.
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Old 03-08-2008, 12:19 PM   #271 (permalink)
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Ive done both.

My next friend owns a dog who howls.
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Old 03-08-2008, 12:30 PM   #272 (permalink)
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ahhhh, I had to put my beloved black Lab, Dewey, down a few years ago, but he had almost 16 years of beautiful howling. At present, I have a good friend named Howell. Hi Howell!!!

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Old 03-08-2008, 03:03 PM   #273 (permalink)
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False.

I'm retarded.

Blue isn't yellow.

False.

I'm retarded.

Blue isn't yellow.
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Old 03-09-2008, 08:23 PM   #274 (permalink)
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Double jeopardy.

The next one has sang aloud "These Boots Were Made For Walking".
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Old 03-10-2008, 12:46 AM   #275 (permalink)
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I have done that while wearing those go-gos.

Next poster prefers gold over silver jewelry.
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Old 03-10-2008, 04:41 AM   #276 (permalink)
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I love gold, 18k or more has such nice heft and luxurious feel. But I never wear it, just look, hold, give as present.

I am doing it now, perhaps the next poster also did: I reset all my clocks, except my alarm clock, so now I'm late for work and typing here instead of getting dressed.
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:41 AM   #277 (permalink)
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False, but hardly.

I bet you changed your bed sheets yesterday.
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Old 03-10-2008, 09:14 AM   #278 (permalink)
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I didn't. Wish someone would, though.

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Old 03-10-2008, 11:16 AM   #279 (permalink)
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sort of true. I don't like many things cold, so for lunch today I nuked a bunch of mixed type olives from the frig and ate them with Doritos and a glass of water. Yum?

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Old 03-10-2008, 03:45 PM   #280 (permalink)
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True, but I forgot where the brake pedal is.

The dark provides the glow.
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