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11-26-2007, 09:00 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Thanks. Phil's was good and sneaky too.
Let's see what we can get from this.... 
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11-27-2007, 04:11 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"Here they come to
Snuff the rooster Yeah here come the rooster You know he ain't gonna die..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-30-2007, 03:52 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Oh, for Holy Christopher's Sake! He's running with his balls on the field again, and he just bargained it all with a scorpion kick. Get this ref outta here!
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12-05-2007, 03:38 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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here we go...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-07-2007, 01:29 PM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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"please...help..me... He's going...to...kill me...when you leave."
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12-11-2007, 03:37 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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c'mon, people...i'm picking a winner friday...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-13-2007, 03:19 AM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
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12-14-2007, 03:48 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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and here would be our winner:
Quote:
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-21-2007, 05:20 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Ribbed for her pleasure.
OR Kiss a crustacean to save this fair nation. / That really reminds me of some of the borderline tentacle rape art Kelly Frease did in Medea: Harlan's world
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12-22-2007, 05:53 PM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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This is much better than a prince.
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12-28-2007, 02:30 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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She's thinking: "This'd be great with butter and tartar sauce!"
It's thinking: "She'd go great with sea salt and seaweed!"
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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12-30-2007, 02:09 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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"G'won, try and choke me, you chicken!"
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-31-2007, 08:22 AM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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I like Jetee's; very Far Side.
You're up!
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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life |
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04-29-2008, 05:14 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Hey, I won!
 Aw, it took me four months to find out.  No matter, the machine will start up again. This round's photo shall be: 
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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04-29-2008, 05:34 PM
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#185 (permalink) |
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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The day they turned of the gravity in Yunnan prefecture.
OR With my Walks-barefoot-on-stubble technique, I will hit you so hard your shoes and shirt fly off. See!
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04-29-2008, 06:28 PM
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know"
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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05-02-2008, 05:50 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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"There! I headbutted that outfit higher than you!"
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05-04-2008, 03:15 AM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Oh...
 I meant to bump this up yesterday for a final call, so I guess I'll choose a winner tonight.
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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05-05-2008, 01:44 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Quote:
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Up-and-at-em, TopHat. The show is yours.
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05-06-2008, 03:01 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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"that's All You've Got???"
(my caps are not working... )
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 05-06-2008 at 03:05 AM.. Reason: should be all caps... |
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05-08-2008, 02:48 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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"that's All You've Got???"
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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05-08-2008, 12:50 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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THAT's ALL YOU"VE GOT???
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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05-08-2008, 04:16 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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thanks, jet...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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05-10-2008, 11:11 AM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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"Even if you cannot escape a woman's scorn, for everything else you can and will need to avoid, there's Mastercard--even if you cannot buy her a new untarnished soul, you can definitely buy a taxi to get her away from you."
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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05-14-2008, 03:04 PM
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#199 (permalink) |
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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Tophat?
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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05-14-2008, 08:09 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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- Sorry about the brainfart on this. Busy week.
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