Coming new to the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Rock & Roll Ice Futball! "Goallllllll!!1!"

this'll get us chicks for sure

At the moment I have no nothing further to add, (other than a thread bump) but I have to say that I would like to commend you by adding authorship and a source page for your photo, Jehu.

I'm not sure why, but the meticulous bug that lives in my brain really is quite pleased when others take that extra 15-30 seconds to include the original artist / author and where we can find more. Thanks, man.

Thanks Jet. We're on the same page here. Most of the photos I've posted in this thread were taken by me or my family. I wanted to use mine for this but Dan's was so much betta.

I was shooting BW film in a 4X5 camera:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/...d0da23a05c.jpg

so it's true... if you play a b-flat base note together with an a-flat on the sixth string of a guitar in freezing cold then two steel toe boots will form a magnetic field that can levitate a soccer ball.

Vorld Kup Regiment, behind the scenes

Yevgeny, I do not think that this is what was meant by "Kick out the Jams".

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What you did there. I see it.

And the round goes to Tophat665.I've never really understood who the Jams were, nor from what group they needed to be kicked. Thank you for further confusing the matter.

Honorable mention to Jehu.

RL - The JAMs were the Justified Ancients of Mummu. They were kicked out of the North American Illuminati about the same time as one of the members of MC5 held a seat on the 5th council (Disinformation and Chaos). TMYK.

OK, it's Prosaic, but let's see where it goes....
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/juice/bellyflop.jpg

Thanks for catching my subtle reference. I (heart) RAW.

RIP Arnold Minkowski - Master of the Zen Bellyflop. 1968 - 2010.

Fark nothing! Nothing is obscure on TFP! RAW was the Man.

When your body fat is so high that you float ABOVE the water, it's time to lay off the Big Macs.

Billy kept practicing everywhere he went, the store, the office, even the pool. Although his friends and family kept telling him to be realistic, he knew that one day he'd make it to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

meet aquaman's arch nemesis "that flying fatguy"

Keep 'em coming, folks. Looking at Sunday or Monday unless someone posts something totally unbeatable.

I had an idea, but Jehu had a similar thought, and was both faster and cleverer than I. I can't come up with anything else.

"Ethan Hunt really let himself go..."

This is a tough one. Comes down to Jehu or inBOIL. Got to go with the unexpected one, though, so inBOIL it is with the Thanksgiving Parade.

Take it away, inBOIL....

Man, someone should PM him.

Ok, I'll have something posted up shortly.
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Here you go:
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w...07/pothole.jpg

"I guess Betty should have gotten the 'DD" implants after all."

you should've thought of this when you decided to wear that shirt today

"Wheels on the car go down, down, down..."

They said car seats are for safety! Shit! I knew I should have taught Mickey to swim!

Clarabelle, her loins still afire, gazed wistfully as Bond, James Bond, drove his amphibious Volvo through a hole in the road and into the Gulf of Mexico. She would never see him again, but would always remember their night of passion.

I think Fremen pretty much got this one! I'll try again ...

"Those idiots never told me what they meant by 'car pooling' ... "

The ultimate in environmentally friendly automobile construction relied on totally biodegradable, water-soluble parts. It's hard to recall a puddle.

(I've been trying to come up with a Lady of the Lake / King Arthur caption, but it just won't happen.)

hmmm!..nngh!.. ah, i need more force training

Ha! Awesome, I can hear Yoda now!

In later years, the Lady of the Lake, her arms clad in whitest samite, made her way in the world as a Cutco saleswoman, using the interconnection of all waters to good effect on sales calls.

And the winner is:
Honorable mention goes to Tophat for his Lady of the Lake caption.

i haven't been up on this podium in quite some time...

i'll find something later today or tomorrow...

thanks...

ok, let's try this; give y'all a week or two...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...arsofar056.jpg

The verdict: Never mix Tequila and Root Beer.

Quick one..."Three girls, one cup."

Kiss no evil, smell no evil, lick no evil.

couple more days...