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Does this dress make me look fat?
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and the winner is:
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I'll use one of my own this time...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3397/...507d0f.jpg?v=0 See you next Friday. |
"Well," Steve thought, "...at least my Killer has a fine sense of aesthetics."
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"Ode to finesse and a whetstone."
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Isn't that just like a Wop? Brings a knife to a gunfight.
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Shit, mum's gonna be so angry!!
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I've come to you to aid you with your artwork, dear brother, with my special crayon color, 'muted melancholy'.
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I know that bullet landed here somewhere!!
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A new species of goldfish bred to be specifically marketed to men who love breast implants.
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OWWWW!!!! My eyeballs are cramping!!!
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"i've never been to spain, but i've been to oklahoma..."
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OMG, those tits are after me!!!
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Would you look at the tan on that one, what a catch!!
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Day 7, and it's to Coldhands...
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"So what if i lost a button...at least i haven't lost my head over it."
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Shit! Another one! Quick, guys! Cut his Head off!
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It was inevitable that eventually Steve Young's head would become too big for his body;
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the mood was somber in the mascots locker room...
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Don't ya' just hate it when the 9ers win?
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When the wedding kiss turns into a snowballing.
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come back, honey; you missed a spot...
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hope the cake was worth it, I am taking half of what you own and I am outta here...sucker
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OMG, look at the cute puppy!!!
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Go Coldhands...
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"...We're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House! YEEEAAH!!!"
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When Tucker Carlson gets home and takes off his skin...
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“O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the GREEN-EYED MONSTER which doth mock the meat it feeds on." ~ shakespeare |
IGOR!!!!!!! That was the wrong switch!!!!!!!
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aslans stand in tryouts werent as productive as hoped
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"rollin', rollin', rollin down the ri-ver..."
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To Cuba!
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