Real life Riddles
 

Ok here is a "simple" game, answer the last persons riddle about their life and post one about you. The riddle has to be about something going on in your life and it can be about anything. If you think the person who responded to a previous riddle was wrong give your answer but don't break the chain answer the last posters riddle also. If no one answers your riddle correctly then give the same riddle then add a clue but you cant break the chain either. Try to answer the last posters riddle also. This will get really confusing but don't worry its all about the riddles. Use quotes so we know what your talking about.

Ok here is the first riddle

I Drive the fastest most expensive taxi you'll ever take. But I only drive to one place. Your money or your life. What do I drive?

Is that really a riddle? Um, time?

What do I have in my left pocket? (Apologies to Tolkein and Bilbo.)

Nope we dont drive life.

riddle
I Drive the fastest most expensive taxi you'll ever take. But I only drive to one place. Your money or your life. What do I drive?

clue
either your insurance pays me or everyone pays me for your ride.

a condom?

an ambulance?

no, it's not a condom.

clue
it's longish-ovoid

yep an ambulance

ok is it a pocketknife?

I have a cat who has fur but has no color but we cant see through the fur. What color is my cat?

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all colors = black or white. do you have a newspaper?

clue: What I have in my pocket is not a knife. It's solid and has no blades.

is it a shiva lingam? haha!!!!

whats in my RIGHT pocket?

Damnit, yes it is.

Change?

I am the longest ride you'll ever take; I smell like dung and sex and woe and joy. What am I?

That's got to be life.

Well yes,
where's the next riddle?

My noise is silence, except when I roar.

any predator?

What complains a lot but is totally silent.

No.
clue: it's filled with gasses.

um...a liberal blog?