meanSpleen

My friend and I are arguing over who is correct. We have a 2006 Ford Mustang (pink) on the line, so it is imperative that this is resolved as soon as possible.

I say a mile is longer than a kilometer.

He says a liter is bigger than an ounce.


WHO IS CORRECT????

__________________
Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

Smooth23

I think both of you are retarded, thats my final answer

uncle phil

but correctly retarded...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ZenFilthPig

Mile vs Kilometre - On foot or in a car?
Litre vs Ounce - Feathers, Lead or liquid helium??

C'mon guys... how's anyone supposed to help without all of the information!

meanSpleen

One Mile vs One Kilometre by swallow.

One Litre vs One Ounce by volume proportional to the positive/negative void left by Rosie ODonnells departure from the View.

__________________
Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

Ourcrazymodern?

Why would you want a pink mustang?

__________________
BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ZenFilthPig

Since the average length of the human digestive system is between 6 - 8.5 metres, travelling either a mile or kilometre by swallow would be a difficult thing to do. It would require being eaten then passed (undigested) then eaten again and passed approximatley 150 times. All I can say is I hope whoever is doing to swallowing is a very good friend of yours and they get to ride in the mustang at least once.

Also in regards to Ms Odonnell, unless she actually vanished from the face of the earth she is still somewhere taking up valuable space that could be used to store.... let's say a spare set of tyres and rims to suit a '06 mustang. If, however, she has been disentergrated and her ashes or loose particles... whatever, have been fired out and dispersed into space then yes a definitive positive void but also unfortunately a negative void due to the fact you have nowhere to store your spare tyres.


To summarise: I don't know. Get a calculator or fancy mobile phone which has a converter in it. Or use the internet.

meanSpleen

It's not that we want the pink mustang, we just want to know who is correct. The Pink Mustang is just a goal, or the end to our means if you wish.

++++

Hmm... We weren't really intending to eat the bird. We probably would measure the mile and kilometer by letting the swallow fly the distance.

I should mention, that the Mustang already has tires and rims. In fact, it has four of each. I also normally carry only one spare tire.

It might work if we were to puree Rosie, and put her into separate jars for measurement.

__________________
Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

concernedfriend

Not that it matters. You'd get shot driving a pink Mustang before you drove either a kilometer or a mile. To boot, a pink Mustang isn't worth either a pound or an ounce of anything.

meanSpleen

I don't see how driving a pink Mustang would be reason to be shot.

And it has value to at least two people, so it is worth at least something.

__________________
Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

uncle phil

ok...i win...show me the money...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Nonsense disallows the existence of money.

__________________
BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Sion

a mile is longer than an ounce, but not as heavy.

__________________
He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Jetée

This is how you definitively win: "a single ounce of gold can be drawn into a thin wire stretching almost 5 miles."

__________________
As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

ItWasMe

1 kilometer = .62 miles. And 1 black Mustang=.62 pink Mustangs.

__________________
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .


"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe