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sillygirl · 02-02-2004, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
*pops head out of water, takes a breath, smiles......and is gone again

Oh, cnor, are you spoiling me?

Midnight_Son · 02-02-2004, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Oh, cnor, are you spoiling me?

* pops back up* "what? I couldn't hear you with your hands over my ears"

sillygirl · 02-02-2004, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
* pops back up* "what? I couldn't hear you with your hands over my ears"

Oh, I was just saying how much you're spoiling me, that's all

Midnight_Son · 02-02-2004, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Oh, I was just saying how much you're spoiling me, that's all

Oh....well, would you like me to stop?

sillygirl · 02-02-2004, 11:49 AM

NOnono, that's okay, I enjoy attention, hon!

Midnight_Son · 02-02-2004, 11:53 AM

very well.....*takes a VERY deep breath.......

Giant Hamburger · 02-02-2004, 12:55 PM

Hail Citizens!

Apologies to Cnor and Sillygirl for the interruption.

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the distant sun upon this modest post, there was an age unimagined. It was a time when beast and flower were one with man and sandwich. Unto this magical epoch, Giant Hamburger, destined to wear the leaden crown of It once again upon a troubled brow enters the verbal fray.

I have witnessed raw naked power of the hot tub. I have seen the rivers of alcohol flow into the orifices of my peers. I have stared at the poofy clouds in the inscrutable heavens above to glean truthful meaning and found none. I have many questions whose answers will not be found here. I have one answer to the only query that calls this thread home: Who will now be it?

It will be Txlovely.

I will pm her momentarily.
Over and out,
-GH

sillygirl · 02-02-2004, 04:35 PM

Wow, GH, what a speech! I hope tx joins us!

Now, back to what we were doing....

minyn · 02-03-2004, 08:04 AM

.... i may look like a waffle but ill feel good!

Niceguy, a margarita, and dont makeit stiff?

ForgottenKnight · 02-03-2004, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
.... i may look like a waffle but ill feel good!

Niceguy, a margarita, and dont makeit stiff?

Me? Make something stiff? There's only one thing stiff on me and I didn't make it that way

*NiceGuy hands his favorite waffle a margarita.*
Would you like a back rub to go with that?

*NiceGuy grabs some lotion while he waits for a response...*

minyn · 02-03-2004, 03:44 PM

yea, the last margarita you made me about put me face first on the floor!

always willing to get a back rub!

ForgottenKnight · 02-03-2004, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
yea, the last margarita you made me about put me face first on the floor!

always willing to get a back rub!

Not my fault you had soo many tequila shots right beforehand... I was just bartending the party...

*NiceGuy sqirts some cool lotion onto minyn's back, and with gentle, warm hands, slowly spreads the lotion everywhere and rubs it in.*
You know... this would be a lot easier if you weren't in a chair that swings around....
*NiceGuy pulls some padding out from under the bar and lays it across the top of the bar. He carefully picks up minyn and sets her on the padding. He then gives her a deep back massage, mixed with some gentle caressing.

*

iktoweya · 02-04-2004, 03:35 PM

i need a beer

sillygirl · 02-04-2004, 10:12 PM

Can I have a yummy fruity drink while you're at the bar, NiceGuy?

Thanks!!

ForgottenKnight · 02-04-2004, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
i need a beer

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Can I have a yummy fruity drink while you're at the bar, NiceGuy? Thanks!!

Sorry... I'm a little preoccupied... okay, extremely preoccupied...

There some fruit drinks at the end of the bar and beer in the fridge... you're going to have to help yourselves for a while...

iktoweya · 02-05-2004, 12:00 AM

*ikky takes a shot of 151 and then assess the situation and takes control*

something fruity eh?? lets see about that much 151, a little bit of banana liquor and cocunut rum all in a pineapple orange juice mix and just a spoon of grenadine *pause for shot* a little bit of shake shake shake a few fruits on the side and there ya go sillygirl a bahama mama

*another shot of the good stuff*

sillygirl · 02-05-2004, 07:41 AM

Wow. I have the feeling that's gonna mess me up good! :-/

minyn · 02-05-2004, 09:29 AM

sillygirl · 02-05-2004, 11:28 PM

Mmmm... maybe I should stay away from 151.... :-/

ForgottenKnight · 02-06-2004, 01:25 AM

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Originally posted by minyn
hehe

Is this good for you? Perhaps now some other parts of your beautiful body need some attention...
*NiceGuy takes his attention from massaging minyn's back and begins massaging her legs...*

Midnight_Son · 02-06-2004, 06:04 AM

*pops up to say "hi"

mmm..that looks good, can I have a little sip?

sillygirl · 02-06-2004, 07:04 AM

You can have as much as you'd like, cnor!

iktoweya · 02-06-2004, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Mmmm... maybe I should stay away from 151.... :-/

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
*pops up to say "hi"
mmm..that looks good, can I have a little sip?

no one should ever stay away from 151 and cnor if ya like i could get one out to ya right away

Midnight_Son · 02-06-2004, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
no one should ever stay away from 151 and cnor if ya like i could get one out to ya right away

hey that's not bad at all! I’d love one iktoweya, could you put one of those cheesy little umbrellas in it too?....I love those………Sillygirl, would you be a dear and let me know when my drink arrives? I’ve got some unfinished business to attend to……*disappears under the water again

kalisto_911 · 02-06-2004, 01:40 PM

Wow I read through the first 17 pages of this thread before daring to click on the "Last" button to see how long this zany activity has actually gone on. 92 PAGES!! Someone give me a Haiku summarizing the last 50 pages!

G_Whiz · 02-06-2004, 02:01 PM

Hmmmm, glad to see that things are moving right along without me.

Keep my place warm, I'll be back as soon as things settle down a bit.

sillygirl · 02-06-2004, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
Sillygirl, would you be a dear and let me know when my drink arrives? I’ve got some unfinished business to attend to……*disappears under the water again

*giggles* Sure thing, hon!

vapusforever · 02-06-2004, 02:16 PM

This is so random and meaningless that it is logical and makes sense.

sillygirl · 02-07-2004, 12:10 PM

cnor, honey, I don't think he's bringing you a drink..... you may be under that water for a while yet.....

iktoweya · 02-07-2004, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
hey that's not bad at all! I?d love one iktoweya, could you put one of those cheesy little umbrellas in it too?....I love those???Sillygirl, would you be a dear and let me know when my drink arrives? I?ve got some unfinished business to attend to??*disappears under the water again

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
cnor, honey, I don't think he's bringing you a drink..... you may be under that water for a while yet.....

sure thing i had to run to the store to get ya a cheesy umbrella because i dont know where niceguy keeps his or if he has any but here it is a bahama mama with an umbrella

sillygirl · 02-07-2004, 04:01 PM

Cnor!!! I hate to interrupt you, but.... ikky brought your drink!

Midnight_Son · 02-08-2004, 04:38 PM

iktoweya. you rock! this tastes great! almost as good as........well, you know.

I think I'll sit back and enjoy this.....

ForgottenKnight · 02-08-2004, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
sure thing i had to run to the store to get ya a cheesy umbrella because i dont know where niceguy keeps his or if he has any but here it is a bahama mama with an umbrella

Everything's around the bar somewhere. The umbrillas should be in one of the drawers on the left side.

sillygirl · 02-09-2004, 05:42 AM

*blushes* My, cnor... that's a big boner you have.....

txlovely · 02-09-2004, 08:50 AM

At the request of Giant Hamburger, I have been declared "it". Not sure what to do with that other than know that as "it", I have a great responsibility - I must futher this thread with a nonsensical posting.

Um, this was the nonsensical posting.
Many thanks, GH for thinking highly enough of me to declare me "it". I shall look forward to the day I will be able to return the favor.

Midnight_Son · 02-09-2004, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
*blushes* My, cnor... that's a big boner you have.....

*chuckles.......no dear, that's my flashlight

sillygirl · 02-09-2004, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
*chuckles.......no dear, that's my flashlight

....oh...........

Well, maybe there's something that can be done about that.... ~sly smile~

And YAY! TX joined us!!!

minyn · 02-09-2004, 03:47 PM

puuuuuuuurrrrrrfect, alright, you are being beckoned Niceguy, you really should return to the festivites, im going to lounge and bake (i mean tan) for a bit, dont worry, ill be around!

thankyou no less

xim · 02-09-2004, 03:51 PM

what was the point of this thread again?

KWSN · 02-09-2004, 04:07 PM

none whatsoever.

02-02-2004, 11:49 AM	#1805 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	NOnono, that's okay, I enjoy attention, hon! __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-02-2004, 11:53 AM	#1806 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	very well.....takes a VERY deep breath....... __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.*

02-02-2004, 04:35 PM	#1808 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Wow, GH, what a speech! I hope tx joins us! Now, back to what we were doing.... __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-03-2004, 08:04 AM	#1809 (permalink)
minyn young and in bloom Location: under the bodhi tree.... bling	.... i may look like a waffle but ill feel good! Niceguy, a margarita, and dont makeit stiff? __________________ "Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye" ~A3 "woke up this morning" "Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

02-03-2004, 03:44 PM	#1811 (permalink)
minyn young and in bloom Location: under the bodhi tree.... bling	yea, the last margarita you made me about put me face first on the floor! always willing to get a back rub! __________________ "Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye" ~A3 "woke up this morning" "Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

02-02-2004, 12:55 PM	#1807 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizens! Apologies to Cnor and Sillygirl for the interruption. Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the distant sun upon this modest post, there was an age unimagined. It was a time when beast and flower were one with man and sandwich. Unto this magical epoch, Giant Hamburger, destined to wear the leaden crown of It once again upon a troubled brow enters the verbal fray. I have witnessed raw naked power of the hot tub. I have seen the rivers of alcohol flow into the orifices of my peers. I have stared at the poofy clouds in the inscrutable heavens above to glean truthful meaning and found none. I have many questions whose answers will not be found here. I have one answer to the only query that calls this thread home: Who will now be it? It will be Txlovely. I will pm her momentarily. Over and out, -GH

02-04-2004, 03:35 PM	#1813 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	i need a beer __________________ i miss K-Wise

02-04-2004, 10:12 PM	#1814 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Can I have a yummy fruity drink while you're at the bar, NiceGuy? Thanks!! __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-05-2004, 12:00 AM	#1816 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	ikky takes a shot of 151 and then assess the situation and takes control something fruity eh?? lets see about that much 151, a little bit of banana liquor and cocunut rum all in a pineapple orange juice mix and just a spoon of grenadine pause for shot a little bit of shake shake shake a few fruits on the side and there ya go sillygirl a bahama mama another shot of the good stuff __________________ i miss K-Wise Last edited by iktoweya; 02-05-2004 at 12:03 AM..

02-05-2004, 07:41 AM	#1817 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Wow. I have the feeling that's gonna mess me up good! :-/ __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-05-2004, 09:29 AM	#1818 (permalink)
minyn young and in bloom Location: under the bodhi tree.... bling	hehe __________________ "Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye" ~A3 "woke up this morning" "Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

02-05-2004, 11:28 PM	#1819 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Mmmm... maybe I should stay away from 151.... :-/ __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-06-2004, 06:04 AM	#1821 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	pops up to say "hi" mmm..that looks good, can I have a little sip? __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.*

02-06-2004, 07:04 AM	#1822 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	You can have as much as you'd like, cnor! __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-06-2004, 01:40 PM	#1825 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	WowzA Wow I read through the first 17 pages of this thread before daring to click on the "Last" button to see how long this zany activity has actually gone on. 92 PAGES!! Someone give me a Haiku summarizing the last 50 pages! __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

02-06-2004, 02:01 PM	#1826 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Hmmmm, glad to see that things are moving right along without me. Keep my place warm, I'll be back as soon as things settle down a bit. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

02-06-2004, 02:16 PM	#1828 (permalink)
vapusforever Tilted Location: Your Imagination	This is so random and meaningless that it is logical and makes sense.

02-07-2004, 12:10 PM	#1829 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	cnor, honey, I don't think he's bringing you a drink..... you may be under that water for a while yet..... __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-07-2004, 04:01 PM	#1831 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Cnor!!! I hate to interrupt you, but.... ikky brought your drink! __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-08-2004, 04:38 PM	#1832 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	iktoweya. you rock! this tastes great! almost as good as........well, you know. I think I'll sit back and enjoy this..... __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

02-09-2004, 05:42 AM	#1834 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	blushes My, cnor... that's a big boner you have..... __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-09-2004, 08:50 AM	#1835 (permalink)
txlovely Insane Location: ...We have a problem.	At the request of Giant Hamburger, I have been declared "it". Not sure what to do with that other than know that as "it", I have a great responsibility - I must futher this thread with a nonsensical posting. Um, this was the nonsensical posting. Many thanks, GH for thinking highly enough of me to declare me "it". I shall look forward to the day I will be able to return the favor. __________________ Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

02-09-2004, 03:47 PM	#1838 (permalink)
minyn young and in bloom Location: under the bodhi tree.... bling	puuuuuuuurrrrrrfect, alright, you are being beckoned Niceguy, you really should return to the festivites, im going to lounge and bake (i mean tan) for a bit, dont worry, ill be around! thankyou no less __________________ "Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye" ~A3 "woke up this morning" "Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

02-09-2004, 03:51 PM	#1839 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	what was the point of this thread again? __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-09-2004, 04:07 PM	#1840 (permalink)
KWSN green	none whatsoever. __________________ Your arms are broken!