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Old 10-03-2003, 09:55 AM   #881 (permalink)
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Hail Citizens!

Change is in the air. Can you feel it? I’d like to thank Midlandmadman for bestowing upon me the great honor of being IT. By choosing a Giant Hamburger to the elected office, you send a power message to users everywhere. There are no forums we cannot unlock. We will place no preconceived limits on achievement. If we can do this one tiny thing, we can do anything.

Only a chosen few will be given the wondrous and often macabre gift of It. If it is guarded and preserved jealously, it will impoverish, sadden and ultimately consume us from within. If it is spent on those we joyously encounter in our daily experiences, it will enrich and beautify. This critical life-choice must be made by each individual user and the result will define you for all eternity. I am already consumed from within by too many other things therefore I will reach out and tag… Bernadette.

I am certain she will make us tingle inside.
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Old 10-03-2003, 12:23 PM   #882 (permalink)
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*sniff*

Mr.Hamburger, sir, your words fill my soul with wisdom. We are honored to have your infamous presence here, if only for such a short period of time.

Now....everyone..... RUN!!!!! Bernadette is it and damn, she's good at this!
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Old 10-03-2003, 12:57 PM   #883 (permalink)
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Ahhhhhhhhhh! Okay...down to business! Hmmmm looks like 71classic and Angel are ummmm occupied, as is NiceGuy and minyn, G_Whiz seems to have cozied up to Averett......looks like things are getting interesting!
Minx

Since you were too busy to make it an honest threesome, I offered to initiate Averett into the joys of our little party. Why don't you come join us. You know that I am at my best when you join in.
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Old 10-03-2003, 01:28 PM   #884 (permalink)
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Oh, and Angel - it's great to have you back girl!
Thanks sweetie! Feels good to be back...*taps heels 3 times and repeats "there's no place like home" to self*

Now, it appears bernadette is a bit slow this time and we must wait this out. I'll just wander over and grab the tequila and a couple of shot glasses for the hot tub.

Oh, and G_Whiz, we'd love to have you join in! But ya need to grab another shot glass first.
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Old 10-03-2003, 01:39 PM   #885 (permalink)
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awww... Hail dear Giant Hamburger!

it is such a great honor to be tagged "IT" by such an upstanding fine tfp citizen as the great GT.

i must be honest, i've not read this thread & i keep telling myself that i will... one day. it's a bit overwhelming in its length, which must be an indication that it is an extremely powerful & fantastic thread. so, right after i get back from the veterinarian clinic i will get back in here & see what all the hubbub is about. <small>(my dog just needs annual boosters so i can renew his dog license. no illness! yay)</small>

this prolly won't make you "tingle inside" <small>(sorry about that)</small>, but maybe it'll make you go "awww" ?
i rec'd this in an email this morning.

<img src="http://www.hasfurrychildren.com/tfp/Winnie%20The%20Pooh_1.jpg">

anyway, as arnie's re-election campaign will be (*if* he is elected gov of ca), I'LL BE BACK!!

til then, i tag BUNDY!!!!!

i love you guys!
thanks for welcoming me into your fold
mugs & dishes
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Old 10-03-2003, 06:13 PM   #886 (permalink)
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Hmmmm looks like 71classic and Angel are ummmm occupied, as is NiceGuy and minyn, G_Whiz seems to have cozied up to Averett......looks like things are getting interesting!
Is this why they call it the "hot" tub?
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Old 10-03-2003, 08:30 PM   #887 (permalink)
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Now, it appears bernadette is a bit slow this time and we must wait this out. I'll just wander over and grab the tequila and a couple of shot glasses for the hot tub.

Oh, and G_Whiz, we'd love to have you join in! But ya need to grab another shot glass first.
I got the glass. Move on over. We haven't cuddled in a while.

I missed you.
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Old 10-03-2003, 09:45 PM   #888 (permalink)
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Awwwwww! Kisses right back and I've missed you.
Now, slide right up here beside me. There now, you and 71 can keep me company while we wait and see who gets tagged next.
*Cheers*
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Old 10-04-2003, 06:38 AM   #889 (permalink)
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Gwiz seems to busted my hot tub party. MAbey I should go introduce mycelf to someone else. *71 classic walks away to find everet after telling Angel "be good I'll be right back".*
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Old 10-04-2003, 08:12 AM   #890 (permalink)
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*71 classic walks away to find everet after telling Angel "be good I'll be right back".*
Huh? What? You're telling me to be good? I'm always good...even when I'm bad I'm good!
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Old 10-04-2003, 01:44 PM   #891 (permalink)
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Gwiz seems to busted my hot tub party. MAbey I should go introduce mycelf to someone else.
Geez. Didn't anyone tell you that this is a very open group. If you're bashful, you can always head into the shrubbery. However, you may find those well occupied too.

Now, Angel... Where were we??? Let's see... I think my hand was there and your's was here. Ahhhhh, you are soooooooo gooooooddd!!!.
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Old 10-05-2003, 12:28 AM   #892 (permalink)
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being shy is no fun! gotat be open agnd crazy! alchol is shupposed to do taht!
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Old 10-05-2003, 02:34 AM   #893 (permalink)
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being shy is no fun! gotat be open agnd crazy! alchol is shupposed to do taht!
Agreed!
NiceGuy takes a quick break to mix some strawberry margaritas, and then gets back to what he was previously doing with minyn... bringing whipped cream and sprinkles with him...
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Old 10-05-2003, 08:13 AM   #894 (permalink)
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Whos shy? I just wanted to balance the gender numbers (ok , extreemly sway them) in my favor. No offense G_Whiz. By the way, watch out for that Angel. She's a wild woman with a halo as a disguise.
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Old 10-05-2003, 08:56 AM   #895 (permalink)
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By the way, watch out for that Angel. She's a wild woman with a halo as a disguise.
Hee hee hee! *evil grin eminates from my aura* You have me pegged! I never claimed to be a perfect Angel!

Okay Minx......it is time for you to take charge! Bundy is taking way too long to jump in and tag someone. Since this is your baby, I select you to tag a new IT! We'll be waiting!
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Old 10-05-2003, 12:40 PM   #896 (permalink)
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Bundy may be taking long, but at least it has given me the perfect opportunity to spend the weekend napping by the pool.
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:12 PM   #897 (permalink)
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Okay Minx......it is time for you to take charge! Bundy is taking way too long to jump in and tag someone. Since this is your baby, I select you to tag a new IT! We'll be waiting!
That's one of the things I like about you, Angel. You're so impatient.

Now, come on over here and let's entertain each other.
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Old 10-05-2003, 06:22 PM   #898 (permalink)
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That's one of the things I like about you, Angel. You're so impatient.

Now, come on over here and let's entertain each other.
Not impatient....prompt and always on top of things!

*begins singing "let me entertain you" and kicking leg up in the air with a light shimmy*

Oh my, the tequila must be kicking in, I'm a bit tipseeeeeeee! Who's idea was it to leave the bar unattended anyway?

Niceguy, you're gonna go bust (no pun intended) spending all that time with minyn.
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Old 10-05-2003, 06:58 PM   #899 (permalink)
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Ahhh, the glorious Angel in her tipsy state.

Now, if we can get Minx in here, we can have a little menage a tois. Or we could join up with NiceGuy and minyn for a fivesome.

Just watch out for bundy. Nothing attracts the IT like a good group grope.
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Old 10-05-2003, 10:56 PM   #900 (permalink)
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NiceGuy realizes something, goes to the bar, grabs some hard liquor, drinks way more than he should, grabs another few bottles, and climbes into a hiding spot under the bar where he drinks his problems away before passing out.
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Old 10-06-2003, 03:48 AM   #901 (permalink)
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ok

lashings of apologies for being so tardy my beloved nonsense darlings.

(don´t yall just hate it when real life interrupts our play!)

thanks bernie!!

since i was so late to the party, i feel its only right if i shout you all some sweet champagne...


and some strawberries and cream...


ooh, glad i came...??

i am!!

i´m going to have to tag the divine miss bernie for inviting me to this swinging party!!!
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Old 10-06-2003, 03:55 AM   #902 (permalink)
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Ohhhhhhhh! Yummy! Strawberries and Cream! MMMM! Thanks Bundy!
*Takes her share and looks around to see where 71classic is hiding*
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:07 AM   #903 (permalink)
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Hmmm... Champaign, Strawberries, and Whipped cream. Deviant thoughts come to mind.
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Old 10-06-2003, 08:13 AM   #904 (permalink)
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I think I'll stagger over to the bar and get more beer............ oh and some pretzels too.
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Old 10-06-2003, 08:56 AM   #905 (permalink)
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Now, if we can get Minx in here, we can have a little menage a tois. Or we could join up with NiceGuy and minyn for a fivesome.
Woo hoo I'm back!
What did I miss? What did I miss?
Ohhhhhhh champagne, strawberries and cream - I'm in heaven! Thanks Bundy!
*Minx cuddles up next to G_Whiz and Angel. What's happening kids?
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Old 10-06-2003, 09:23 AM   #906 (permalink)
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mmmm.... its not everyday that my name shows up in the same sentence as the word "fivesome." delicious
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Old 10-06-2003, 10:13 AM   #907 (permalink)
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nice stylish touch, bundy with the bubbly, berries & cream

i brought a silly puppy dressed as a bear, definitely not suited for this free spirited fun filled party. that puppy should've gone to the kiddies' birthday party. shame on me.

so, let's try this again! here's some more appropriate (albeit more humble) refreshments for when the champange runs out.

<img src="http://www.members.shaw.ca/shamrockcurling/winecheese.jpg">

<img src="http://www.gotfruit.com/prodimages/white_wine_collection.jpg">

<b>....and i re-tag the fabulous Giant_Hamburger!!!!!!</b>

can i get in on the next "good group grope" ?
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Old 10-06-2003, 10:56 AM   #908 (permalink)
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Hey I'm back too. Quite a coinicidence that both I and Minx have been gone isn't it.


I'll just let all of your imaginations go to work on that one for awhile.
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Old 10-06-2003, 11:26 AM   #909 (permalink)
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mmmm.... its not everyday that my name shows up in the same sentence as the word "fivesome." delicious
Me neither minyn! BTW...welcome to our party!

Bernadette...welcome to you as well! Hmmmm if you'd like to get into the next good group grope then would that make it a funky "sixsome"?

GS honey......you were the greatest! Oppppps....there goes the speculation!
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Old 10-06-2003, 11:40 AM   #910 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2003, 01:56 PM   #911 (permalink)
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Sorry 'bout that luv - I just meant to nibble, not bite!
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Old 10-06-2003, 02:16 PM   #912 (permalink)
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Me neither minyn! BTW...welcome to our party!

Bernadette...welcome to you as well! Hmmmm if you'd like to get into the next good group grope then would that make it a funky "sixsome"?
Now that we are a sixsome (or more), does this qualify as an orgy??

Welcome bernadette and minyn. Always glad to welcome more players of the fairer gender.

So Minx, have you fixed that computer at home yet?? You definitely need to stay part of this party.
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Old 10-06-2003, 02:45 PM   #913 (permalink)
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My computer is getting repaired tomorrow! Oh happy days!
In the meantime....try to keep things moving along G_Whiz (I know I can count on you) and keep my spot saved....I shall return!
And hmmmmm.....an orgy......not a bad idea! Heck, we're almost there already I do believe!
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Old 10-06-2003, 03:13 PM   #914 (permalink)
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both are welcome =)
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:37 PM   #915 (permalink)
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Hmmmmmm strawberries whipped cream and an orgy, 71 classic comes crashing out of the bushes woo hoo!!!!! spread those wings Angel here I cum err oops come.
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Old 10-06-2003, 07:29 PM   #916 (permalink)
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NiceGuy wakes up and crawls out from under the bar. He grabs a can of whipped cream, some strawberries, some sprinkles, and a couple of glasses of champange. He grabs minyn, takes a drink of the champange, and then decorates her with strawberries and whipped cream, and tops her off with the chocolate sprinkles...

Minyn...you taste heavenly....
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Old 10-07-2003, 02:27 AM   #917 (permalink)
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As I wait for the infamous GH to tag someone, I go get my camcorder. Yes, someone needs to film this "sixsome".


Oh, I know what your thinking......you think I am gonna use this tape to sell over the internet (TFP'ers Gone Wild) or I just might use it to masturbate furiously to. Well, you pervs, I'm not!!!

Its for a uhhhhhh oh yeah I got it, Its for a science project!!!! Yeah!!! thats it.
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Old 10-07-2003, 04:27 AM   #918 (permalink)
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Ohhh, what a delicious game of tag!
I'm all sticky from the berries and cream.
I think I'll re-adjust my wings that 71 played with and take a dip into the pool.
Come join me one and all, after all, there IS more room in the pool for this sixome we speak of!
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Old 10-07-2003, 08:04 AM   #919 (permalink)
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im going to Angel, i dont know if Niceguy will be able to lick me clean.....
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Old 10-07-2003, 08:18 AM   #920 (permalink)
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Not to be rude... but I was the midwest region` 95 tounge push up champion.... just a thought.
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