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Astrocloud 02-26-2007 10:31 AM

The Truth about the Kennedy Assassination
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nedy_truth.jpg

On examination you can see the burger.

Fly 02-26-2007 12:05 PM

GH.........where were you on that day?

Ourcrazymodern? 02-26-2007 01:37 PM

as if from his eye
I came gleaming some more &
Remembering 3

Sticky 03-01-2007 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
GH.........where were you on that day?

He is obviously avoiding your question.

Giant Hamburger 03-01-2007 01:43 PM

What can I say...
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/unde...alsvid1-ic.jpg
I am a lady's burger

but I didn't do what you think I did when you think I did it

Ourcrazymodern? 03-02-2007 09:11 AM

So the pillbox hat was just a ruse?

It's been said she was trying to recover bits of brain.

grumpyolddude 03-02-2007 12:29 PM

Hmmmmm.....
Bits of Kennedy's brain stuffed into a pillbox hat.... kept alive in the laboratory..... in a vat..... in a solution of half water, half sodium salicilate....

Have we stumbled upon the true genesis of the Giant Hamburger????????

Charlatan 03-02-2007 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

but I didn't do what you think I did when you think I did it

That wasn't really a denial... and so the conspiracy deepens.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-03-2007 12:29 AM

It's doubtful it could get any deeper, if that's what it's been.

Lady Sage 03-03-2007 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpyolddude
Hmmmmm.....
Bits of Kennedy's brain stuffed into a pillbox hat.... kept alive in the laboratory..... in a vat..... in a solution of half water, half sodium salicilate....

Have we stumbled upon the true genesis of the Giant Hamburger????????


I can neither confirm nor deny the validity or lack thereof of the aforementioned question. :expressionless:

Ourcrazymodern? 03-03-2007 03:35 PM

(WOW)

If one could both confirm and deny the validity and lack thereof it'd be clear:
Giant Hamburger had the same genesis as we all might have aspired to if we'd only known...

Charlatan 03-04-2007 03:55 AM

The remains of the burger:

http://www.ambiguo.org/images/niopaimien.jpg

Giant Hamburger 03-05-2007 07:52 AM

Is that a fried egg inside there?

*swoons

vermin 03-05-2007 11:32 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmm...spinal fluid gravy!

Fly 03-05-2007 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
GH.........where were you on that day?



don't hide from it man..........just answer the question,so we don't have to speculate.


:oogle:

Giant Hamburger 03-05-2007 12:44 PM

Do not speculate me without the proper equipment
http://www.usyd.edu.au/anaes/images/...m_in_horse.jpg
unless you desire improper knowledge

Ourcrazymodern? 03-05-2007 12:47 PM

LMAO, where do I go to worship?

Fly 03-05-2007 01:22 PM

damn GH..........you'd make Lovecraft proud man.

Charlatan 03-06-2007 03:25 PM

which lovecraft?

this one www.hplovecraft.com or this one www.lovecraftsexshop.com?

Astrocloud 03-06-2007 05:51 PM

Here is another image from that fateful day at Daly Plaza.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...JFK-Truth2.jpg

I fear the moderators on this board.

I AM JUST A PATSY!!!!

Fly 03-06-2007 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
which lovecraft?

this one www.hplovecraft.com or this one www.lovecraftsexshop.com?




yes.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-08-2007 08:56 AM

Lovecraft might have amounted to a beautiful thing if he hadn't been so perverted. Daly Plaza, on the other hand, while trying to be beautiful, wrought havoc, if unintentionally. Perversion is in the mind of the beholder.
Hey, Patsy... "I go out walkin' after midnight"

Giant Hamburger 03-09-2007 08:50 AM

The Fungi of Yuggoth

XXV: "St. Toad's"

"Beware St. Toad's cracked chimes!" I heard him scream as I plunged into those mad lanes that wind in labyrinths obscure and undefined South of the river where old centuries dream. He was a furtive figure, bent and ragged, and in a flash had staggered out of sight. So still I burrowed onward in the night toward where more roof-lines rose, malign and jagged. No guide-book told of what was lurking here - but now I heard another old man shriek: "Beware St.Toad's cracked chimes!" And growing weak, I paused, when a third grey beard croaked in fear: "Beware St. Toad's cracked chimes!" Aghast, I fled - 'til suddenly that black spire loomed ahead.

-H.P. Lovecraft

Fly 03-09-2007 09:03 AM

HP............man i love that guys work.


thanks GH........


and here,check this............


http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/

Ourcrazymodern? 03-09-2007 11:19 AM

three years old
and the president
went all dead

-it was more perverted than Lovecraft

Astrocloud 03-09-2007 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Hey, Patsy... "I go out walkin' after midnight"

Do you know Val Kilmer?

I fear you are both involved.

I found more photographic proof. This image of Hawkman is Actually Aristotle Onassis after the plastic surgery. Notice the close up of his skin. Jackie is also in this photo after she faked her own death. Both are shown in public on the hit show "The Six Million Dollar Man".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../MoreProof.gif
This is evil incarnate.

Giant Hamburger 03-09-2007 08:41 PM

Astrocloud's words ring true!

paddyjoe 03-10-2007 06:10 AM

Unfortunately, with the killing of the original Ronald, most theorists will never find the truth they so desperately seek..........

But......many fingers still point to a hamburger kingpin!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1173535524

Astrocloud 03-10-2007 03:41 PM

Paddyjoe, I Believe.

uncle phil 03-10-2007 04:30 PM

someone is floating down that river in africa that starts at the med and emptys into lake victoria...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-10-2007 06:42 PM

uphill works when gravity fails.

Fly 03-10-2007 09:14 PM

shit creek.

paddle?

Ourcrazymodern? 03-11-2007 04:51 AM

paddle.net

pan6467 03-11-2007 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
Do you know Val Kilmer?

I fear you are both involved.

I found more photographic proof. This image of Hawkman is Actually Aristotle Onassis after the plastic surgery. Notice the close up of his skin. Jackie is also in this photo after she faked her own death. Both are shown in public on the hit show "The Six Million Dollar Man".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../MoreProof.gif
This is evil incarnate.

You try to throw us all of by naming the wrong 70's tv show that Hawk was in. It was in fact Buck Rodgers in the 25th Century.

But of course you would throw us off because they talked in the show of the Giant Hamburger controlling the known galaxy. They tried to warn us in that show......hence like a good lackey you throw us the wrong show and GH gives you 70 Virgins.

One question, now that we know the truth..................

how does one become a lackey so they get the 70 virgins?

Astrocloud 03-11-2007 10:01 AM

Bah!

Who wants virgins?

Ourcrazymodern? 03-11-2007 10:49 AM

Well, if they're sloe-eyed...

Astrocloud 03-11-2007 12:09 PM

Is that what you say to Val?

Ourcrazymodern? 03-11-2007 12:46 PM

Unless he hasn't had a bath lately.

Assassination?

Astrocloud 03-11-2007 02:25 PM

NO! I won't listen to your code words. I don't want to end up like Ronald 1 or 3!!!!

Ourcrazymodern? 03-12-2007 04:07 PM

The quantum state known as subdeath is supposed to make you fearless!!!

JFK heard it, but he had no computers elucidating.


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