Beholding, mister, with a certain emphasis.

BEHOLD A MISTER!

http://www.nelcc.uconn.edu/images/spray-mister_000.gif

Spritz make a nice Christmas cookie.

Me -Eats them UP!

http://www.timandjeni.com/images/cookiemonster.jpg

Yaurm!

dude..........form is true........good to go.


lucky for all......no pantyhose...(yes,as Astroglide said.........issues).......


we're all a little bit luckier today folks.


Charlie!!!!!

kiss me you crazy bastard............:eek:

Today is tomorrow-day. Machines can only do what they're told.

golf really is a four-letter word...

it might be where four-letter words came from

OCM: -1 be bold not behold
Astro: +2 if I can use that to keep OCM off the couch
OCM: +1 for keeping Christ in Xmas
Astro: -1 for Cookie Monster. His gluttony know no bounds. But +2 for thematic connection between posts... the orange in the background of the spritzer bottle and Cookie's background are consistent.
Fly: -1 for the kiss and +2 for the continued absence of your ass
OCM: +1 for looking to the future
uncle_phil: +2 for speaking the truth
OCM: +1 for a reasonable speculation

Glorious nonsense
ascending towards heaven
whence it came, maybe.

that's just cuz you have it forever in a book right? :D


:thumbsup:

Telling the boys they were fine, as if I didn't know they were, must've been not unwrong!

Charlie come home..........................

Kneeling once again
I thought my knees might get stained
and lurched to my feet.

I knew you were an agent of burt.

http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bertmug.gif

OCM: +2 for haiku
Fly: +3 for your ass in my book
OCM: -1 for unwrong...
fly: -1 for not having a stiff upper lip
OCM: -2 for Haiku
Astro: +2 for Bert... he is the master of Sesame Street and Osama's best bud.

i think your hair is better than Bert's Charlie.

Your glory orbits
and provides unlimited thoughts
making certain sense.

Osama is Dead.... LONG LIVE BURT!!!!

Proof of the connection between Burt and Saddam
http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bert-sadam.jpg

But, but...Osama's not dead yet! Is she?

Burt is proof of Iraq's link to Al Queda.

A strange essence blew in and my thoughts went awry.
It was strangely pleasing.

Fly: +2 for being kind, but the truth is my hair will soon be like yours... gone.
OCM: -2 for haiku
Astro: +4 for finding the missing link. I knew that bastard Bert was up to no good (but it's what makes him cooler than cookie).
OCM: -1 for trying to cover up the truth
Astro: points for this granted above
OCM: +1 for lyricism

It actually belongs on the politics board.

That and this.

If I ever win the lottery, I'm buying plane tickets for Fly, PJ, Phil and Charlatan to go to an as yet undisclosed location for three nights of total lunacy and ass-flashing.
It's like the Marx Brothers revisited :D
Groucho-UnclePhil
Harpo-Fly
Chico-PaddyJoe
Zeppo-Charlatan

Sometimes the two go,
but sometimes they come again!
This is very odd.

Quit covering up. You've already won the lottery -so fork it over!

oh, man...one big happy freakin' family...

where are the naked broads? and gummo?

There's never any naked broads with the Marx Brothers....only Margaret Dumont...
Gummo...uh...that'd be Tecoyah :D

Chewy, sticky candy, and wicking pajamas.

Charlie..........i wanna see your ass!!!!

Oh, good lord! Will I have to re-paper the guest room?

you just might...........

If might makes right I'll relish the opportunity. Pickles!

Does that provide a different meaning to rolling on the floor?

HaHa, I just became Tilted today.

Thank you all, especially you.
:bowdown:

Where's the scorekeeper?

You slacked off.
I would like to help
if I can.