Onto the third page, good job Charlatan!

OCM: +1 for being the hardest working man in Nonsense
uncle_phil: +1 for a reference to Singapore Sling
Astro: +3, can you dig it?
Paddyjoe: +1 for playing with fire
fly: +.5 for the pun
OCM: +1 for sheep dip
uncle_phil: 0 points. Clarify.
paddyjoe: +2 for a relatively competent burn. You can do better my friend!
fly: +2 for consistency and lots of lube
angel: +2 for the angle of your glowing donut
OCM: -2 I have my settings set for 100 posts per page, this is still page one.

I miss you in black and white :(

/me will give you three strokes next time...

(charlie, you know what i mean...)

one on the round of golf, right phil. umm, what are the other two for?!?!

This point system reminds me of my first paycheck.

yeah......he's been suckin' hind tit lately.........i know the bastard can do better too.



hey Charlie.........you and the missus wanna go for a horse ride?


*man......i can see the points adding up now*

Alright, I'll finally confess it, Charlie.
I haven't read Dune.

"Hey, honey! I've got a teaching job in Singapore!!! Paid move and everything! See ya in about a week!!!"

shanifaye: +3 for nostalgia
uncle_phil: +2 for being so kinky and right after shani's post too...
paddyjoe: +1 one for thinking like me
astro: +2 for nostalgia and -1 just to revel in it.
fly: +3 for the use of "hind tit" and +1 for the horse you rode in on
fremen: +5 for being honest, but tell me something I don't already know -2 :lol:
uncle_phil: +2 for the last part. Part one and two already happened -- teaching job and paid move secured!

well, I can understand sucking, and being called on it by the powers that be, and when I do suck I will man-up and be the first to admit it, BUT, then to be piled on and watch as points are awarded to the freaking *bastard* who piled on.........



all I can say...........SWEET! good move ass-man, I woulda hammered you too......:thumbsup:

woulda.:rolleyes:

coulda.:oogle:

........and shoulda my friend.:orly:

it's okay joe........good things come to those who wait.

....it is "all about the ass" too joe.....:thumbsup:

Little Sally skipped through the woods, marvelling at the disorder it seemed to be, and leaving a trail of bread crumbs which quickly disappeared behind her.

...just saw your ass again on a different thread, sir! Everytime it appears it's like it was the first time: Amazing!

All clams are born as males.

Your avatar kind of creeps me out, Charlatan.

"Good idea God!"
"Of course it's a good idea!"

yeah..........it must be the beer out this way


:D

yeah, just like your favorite goddam nightmare!

The male part of a clam is called the clitoris

I just posted something similar about his avatar in the rate thread. (twilight zoneish)

Now about that male part of a clam being called a clitoris... I'm intregued (sp?) can you pierce the hood?? :orly: What do ya think Charlatan, are ya up for some clam clitoris hood piercing??? Tee hee hee

Charlatan, welcome to the first post of YOUR second page :icare:

Tally points. Tally points!

paddyjoe: +2 for being gracious despite the suckage
fly: +1 for loving joe *so* much
OCM: -1 for little Sally +1 for having an apprciation of fly's ass
Giant Humburger: +3 for clams (there are more points if you are wearing clam diggers)
Medusa: +2 for the fear -1 for lack of details
OCM: -1 for cicular statements
fly: -2 for too much ass for one man to handle (except maybe joe)
paddyjoe: +1 for dreaming big
astro: 0 points for getting all girly on us
angel: +1 for twilight zone (more points if you can do a Rod Serling impression) +2 for piercing clams (just don't get carried away)
Shani: +1 for paying attention to details
OCM: -2 for jumping the gun

After 100 posts (or so) the results so far:

In last place with the only negative points total
Crack: -4

Next our newcomer with the images of hotness that left me frustrated
Tigerlily: 0

New to the game but showing potential
Medusa: 1

Winner of the most posts but top marks for inconsistency
OCM: 1

A hit an run with the offer of free food... tempting to give negative points for eating and running
JBW: 2

One of two from the rock, but shaky on the points
Hagatha: 2

Made a grand confession (good for the soul) but then crawled away in shame (dude, it's just a book, read it!)
Fremen: 3

Taking time out of his busy schedule for world wide domination
Giant Hamburger: 3

Our second contestant from the rock and a salty dog at that, Satan himself
Lucifer: 4

The man with an identity crisis
Chimera: 5

Doing well for so few posts
Pan: 5

Late to the game and fresh on the comeback trail
astrocloud: 6

Working any angle and looking to dominate the field
Shanifaye: 7

Another on the comeback trail and showing potential to be a leader in this pack
Angel: 7

The tortoise of this game, small points gain each round but always a gain, the "mystro"
uncle_phil: 17

The man with ass to spare and the attitude to share it with all (whether they want to share or not)
fly: 22

In the lead with .5 of a point, fly is nipping at his ass (but what else is new), everybodies favourite Guinness drinking Rochesterian
paddyjoe: 22.5

Charlatan, I am enjoying this thread, and I do have to say--you are not only one of my favorite Canadians, you are one of my favorite Cancers (the other being ShaniFaye, who shares my birthday), and one of my favorite fellow foodies.

Well, I guess top marks for inconsistency is something...
Are there booby prizes?

I found you in a commercial.



I thought it's time that you might like some wine.

http://www.altia.fi/altia/viinikerho...PaulMasson.jpg

.5.............joe is leading by .5

that's a non alcoholic beer isn't it?

The prequels to Dune were as stimulating.

Oh joy! I'm just so happy! C'mon, dance with me Charlie........


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...f?t=1171855267




and DAMN!!! you would accuse a fellow Canadian of THIS!!!

How can you confuse wine with beer? Wine is made with grapes. Grape Ape will be very disappointed in you.

http://www.animationalley.com/images...a/grapeape.jpg

GRAPE APE! GRAPE APE!

Pickles are too funny.

All the women of TFP aren't wearing any underwear. :D

What's underwear?

Onesnowyowl: +2 for just being nice
OCM: +1 for the use of the word Booby
Astro: +3 for the clip, so sad how the mighty had fallen and -1 for the wine (I will server no points for that wine)
Fly: +1 for admitting his love of non-alcoholic beer
OCM: +1 for admitting that he had carnal relations with a series of books
Paddyjoe: +2 for the jumping Bean -1 for emphatic use of capital letters
Astro: +3 for Grape Ape reference and image.
OCM: -1 for being in the wrong thread
fredweena: +2 for making me laugh, -1 for no pictures
OCM: +1 for stubborn refusal to change

actually.......i'd like to surrender that single point as.......


near beer is just fucking brutal.


i was more pissed that,that bastard joe was ahead by .5


shall i dig the stockings out?

Yea it was a good movie but I bought a bootleg copy of it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...fisforfake.gif

I think there was some debate about what stockings were.

Your balls are made of brass for picking up and moving to another country, Charlie.
Too bad they aren't made of copper, then they'd be worth more. :thumbsup:

Fremen knows balls.

http://www.indymedia.ie/attachments/mar2004/brass.jpg

Scary movies too
will move us counterclockwise
and yet not at all.

(-2for haiku)

Fly: -1 as requested but +4 for standing true to your principles and -1 for the threat of stockings (though if you did post them, it might work in your favour, it all depends on if you've kept up your form
Astro: +6 that was just awesome... made me laugh
Fremen: +4 for knowing the value of precious metals but -2 for shining my balls
Astro: +2 for a good reference
OCM: +4 for Haiku but -2 for the use of the word counterclockwise (today is Wednesday and that word is not allowed).