I hear on the news tonight that the "Cool-Dry Season" is about to start in Singapore.

Pan!: +5 for reading my mind (my son just did this sketch with me on Skype - how's that for weird and geeky?)

fly: -1 for blushing...

paddyjoe: +1 for sour grapes

uncle phil: +3 for being the voice of reason -1 for your slice

fly and joe: +1 for your shared love of lollipops.

Angel: +2 for just showing up

Lucifer: +4 for something I want to hear but -2 for that long-haired freaky avatar you had the other day... I think I hurt my eyes on that mane of hair!

I'm tall, blonde, with a body made for dirty dirty things. I don't know you, but I feel the need to spend the rest of my days (or at least until you tire of me and need to find something new) as your slave.

There has to be another freaking page, and so there is...

maybe...Godiva chocolate?

charlie, shoulda seen my slice today...

...shoulda seen my slice today.

/me can't believe charlie started his OWN multi-page thread...

With friends like he has? While unlikely to rival word association.....:thumbsup:

i can.


the man's an icon in these parts.

Icons roll,
though largely useless,
meaningful?

Hi, Im your official mold getterridofer, where shall I derobe?

Hi-ho.
...(minus points for this, I'm sure) Charlatan's vision, outdistanced in his mind,
yields multiple hallucinations, and there are points.

/me has begun to get the sense that he might think he's becoming a legend in his own mind...

More pages for sure.

nah phil......he's just a crazy fuckin' Canadian that's all.

:thumbsup:

Tigerlily: +4 for what I want to hear but -4 for exacerbating my existing issues
OCM: +1 for chocolate
unclephil: +1 for the slice and +1 for un souçon of self deprication
OCM: -2 for copying
unclephil: +1 for telling it like it is
OCM: -1 for confusion
fly: -2 for flattery
OCM: +1 for confusion
Shanifaye: +3 for bringing the demold magic
OCM: +1 for confusion
unclephil: +3 for sticking a fork in my ass
OCM: -1 for confusion
fly: +2 for bringing the Maple Leaf into it...

damn..........i even knew flattery would get me no where.

the fuck was i thinking?

*don't even bother joe......i know you got somethin' to say*

no sir! it's lay off the fly day here in western new york. I do wish you were here charlie. I know you miss this snow and cold........:)

well that's pretty fucking boring........

at least call me an asshat or somethin'.

i'll call you somethin', you...you...you...SOMETHIN'!!!

...was all dressed up with no place to go when the phone rang. It was the beloved, calling from another reality, with a 'passport'.

Oh, i'll get you tomorrow, Richard.



haha wait, that's something....:lol:

...when I told them the password was "dick" they washed my mouth out. It didn't taste like soap...

I came back for you Charli.

the next time you eat in my restaurant, the meal is on me!

confusion, plus or minus heh

fly: +1 for learning from your mistakes
paddyjoe: +2 for the good wishes and thoughts of snow, -1 for reminding me
fly: +1 for using the word asshat
unclephil: no points awarded or taken away
OCM: +5 for using the word of the day
paddyjoe: +2 for Richard. As tricky as always.
OCM: -2 for images of you getting your mouth washed out with dick.
Astro: +2 for just coming back
JBW: +2 for the invite (and there's more where that came from if you tell me where your restaurant is located)
OCM: no points award or taken away...

you always learn from your mistakes.('cept for that bastard joe)..........(i know he's up to something)

oh yeah.......yesterday is gone.........tomorrow is not here yet and,.........i'm not done with today........

Languidly charming,
the thing laid on its cushions
and offered more stuff.

It wasn't useful
or even informative;
exported haiku!:shakehead:

fly: +2 for learning and +2 for just being deep
OCM: -2 for haiku

Oops! (Ignorance is not the same as ignoring.)

There loomed a presence, behind us and all around: One cannot help it!
Give me another chance, Xxx!

/me waits for a real "singapore sling..."

Who's the Canuck private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Charlatan!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his Fly man?
Charlatan!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's nonsense all about?
Charlatan!
Right On!

They say this cat Charlatan is a bad mother--
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
But I'm talkin' 'bout Charlatan.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
Charlatan!

I nominate Astrocloud for president of the universe!

but.........you're a fucking wingnut joe.

......and astroglide ain't too far behind you either.

but you like it that way right?

Charlatan skipped down the path into the meadow. Butterflies swarmed into the air, making small fluttering noises. Quite alert all of a sudden, Charlatan avoided the sheep dip and kept his toes clean.

no "six month" period?

phil, is that what all your dates used to tell you they had.......:no:

uh-huh, pot....kettle....black

man..........i can kick myself in the teeth.........that one was for you.:thumbsup:


and you better take it like a man too............hhmmmmmmmm


however that may be my friend.........is up to you.


:D

Oh Charlatan...My halo is tilted ever so prominently! ;)