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beedubaya 12-27-2006 03:23 PM

I HATE THE BANJO!!!! Do you hate it too?
 
There is nothing I hate worse than the banjo or bluegrass hillbilly music. Is that your most hated thing too?

uncle phil 12-27-2006 04:53 PM

you must seriously be a rookie...

paddyjoe 12-27-2006 08:27 PM

he could just be a serious rookie.........

Ch'i 12-27-2006 08:30 PM

surely you jest...

bernadette 12-27-2006 10:09 PM

Isn't the world full of enough hate already?

Daniel_ 12-29-2006 08:38 AM

"Squeal piggy, squeal"

Wilkerson 12-29-2006 09:34 AM

I love banjo music and bluegrass music. Get me my fiddle Pa we gots some music to be a-playin' and some strings to be a-pluckin'
Check ma profieel if ye don't believe me.

Doesn't like the banjo? What is this...a joke?

vermin 12-29-2006 10:38 AM

I prefer electric banjo played with a wah-wah pedal. But that's just me.

P.S. How can you hate banjo more than bagpipes? Just wondering.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-29-2006 01:47 PM

I love the banjo, in spite of "duelling banjoes", and gave one to my son, the self-taught and not half bad, guitar player. He sounds good on it, too, and has yet to tell a tourist that he has purty lips.

paddyjoe 12-30-2006 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
I love the banjo and gave one to my son.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...f?t=1167502304

Fly 12-30-2006 12:25 PM

DUDE!!!!!

are you fucking crazy???


the banjo is sweet man............

'cept for that damn string half way down the neck of course.

Charlatan 01-13-2007 05:09 AM

When I think of the banjo I think of two things:

1) Deliverance

Quote:

Mountain Man: Now, let's you just drop them pants.
Bobby: Drop?
Mountain Man: Just take 'em right off.
Bobby: I-I mean, what's this all about?
Toothless Man: Don't say anything, just do it.
Mountain Man: Just drop 'em, boy. (To Ed - at knifepoint) You ever had your b---s cut off, you f--kin' ape? Looky there, that's sharp. Bet it would shave a hair.
Toothless Man: Why don't you try it and see? (To Bobby) Take off that little ol' bitty shirt there, too. (To Mountain Man) Did he bleed?
Mountain Man: He bled. (To Bobby) Them panties. Take 'em off. (After attacking him) Hey boy, you look just like a hog....(Holding Bobby's nose as he straddles him from behind) Come on piggy, give me a ride...Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar....I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Bobby: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
2) Hee Haw (rip Buck)
http://www.nwcn.com/sharedcontent/fe...032606buck.jpg

grumpyolddude 01-13-2007 10:10 AM

I simply can't abide intolerance!

Banjos is sweet... ESPECIALLY that extra string about halfway down the neck!

Fly 01-13-2007 10:16 AM

it is a sweet instrument isn't it grump.......we use it on 2 or 3 tunes of ours and it just adds........something.


but that 5th string always messes me up so..........i let my buddy dial it in and I stick with the bass.

grumpyolddude 01-13-2007 10:27 AM

They are sweet in the right hands, dangerous in the wrong ones. I haven't toyed with one in years... the neighbors are grateful!

ngdawg 01-17-2007 08:11 AM

How could you hate something Steve Martin plays so well?
banjo

Sharon 01-19-2007 10:27 AM

Bela Fleck is a genius!

Val_1 01-19-2007 04:01 PM

As long as it's played well, it's a fun instrument.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-29-2007 08:59 PM

Pickin' & a grinnin'

Hee-haw!

warrrreagl 01-30-2007 05:42 AM

On New Year's Eve in 1995, I played a featured banjo solo with the Des Moines Symphony Orchestra.

Just take a few minutes to let that whole sentence wash over you a bit.....

Sharon 01-30-2007 12:29 PM

warrrreagl, we're going to need pictures. And a soundclip. Video would be good actually. :D

uncle phil 01-30-2007 01:45 PM

and this would be a canadian banjolier at the westview marina in tahsis, BC:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nbanjolier.jpg

Fly 01-31-2007 05:21 AM

sweet phil..........i lived in Tahsis for a couple months awhile back......never got to see this dude but......he does have a nice instrument.


yeah you freaks can read into that as you may.

Lak 02-10-2007 12:32 AM

You hate the banjo? Thats a damn shame! The banjo is glorious fun.
Have you seen Billy Connelly play the banjo? Fantastic!

Happy four-and-a-half-strings, everyone.

jbw97361 02-10-2007 05:41 PM

Banjo is perfectly fine. I don't seek it out but if it is playing in some muzak capacity I will live with the strange sounding notes.

Astrocloud 02-13-2007 06:09 AM

http://futility.typepad.com/photos/u...ed/bahanjo.JPG
A picture is worth a thousand words. Need I say more?

uncle phil 02-13-2007 03:44 PM

/me is going to start "playing" kingston trio songs and, you know what...you guys will LOVE them...right, fly?

ozahs 02-23-2007 09:19 PM

As already mentioned, but it is worth repeating, Bela Fleck is amazing.

For some reason, I don't even mind the bagpipes as much as most people.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-27-2007 07:27 PM

What are strange sounding notes? Sometimes they clang and sometimes they cling. The listening is the trick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbw97361
Banjo is perfectly fine. I don't seek it out but if it is playing in some muzak capacity I will live with the strange sounding notes.

No notes sound strange in space or the near space. Can you hear even the banjo on the moon?

ring 01-26-2008 08:16 AM

I love ukeleles..and the sound of the wind whistling
through my screen door..

Pass the banjo please

blahblah454 01-26-2008 10:47 AM

The banjo is amazing!! It can be used for lots more that just "hillbilly music". One of my best friends owns one. I have a mandolin, I dont really know how to play it yet, but I do play the guitar.

Fly 01-26-2008 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blahblah454
The banjo is amazing!! It can be used for lots more that just "hillbilly music". One of my best friends owns one. I have a mandolin, I dont really know how to play it yet, but I do play the guitar.



dude,the mandolin freakin' sings eh?


check our band out,(i think it's "lighter drug")we use mando and banjo for fillers.........love those sounds.

grumpyolddude 01-26-2008 12:36 PM

"lighter drug" is just one of your many fine tunes, fly.
I'll have something for your ears soon! (no banjo, tho)

Kaimi 01-26-2008 01:23 PM

I absolutely cannot stand the banjo.

Tophat665 01-26-2008 03:07 PM

Lighten up, Francis.

I've been there. Bluegrass used to get my back up. Not really the banjo's fault but it drew my ire, for a while. Then I heard Bela Fleck and thought, it isn't the banjo, it's the Bluegrass. Then I heard the Gourd's cover of Snoop Dogg's Gin N Juice, which isn't strictly speaking bluegrass, but gets pretty close, and the obligatory bluegrass song on each Phish album, and then I heard Hayseed Dixie's bluegrass covers of AC/DC and realized that it's like Yiddish - it just sounds irritating until you realize that there is something fundamentally amusing about it.

Now, emo banjo I would probably still hate, but I can't even imagine what that would sound like (grey grass?)

Fly 01-27-2008 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpyolddude
"lighter drug" is just one of your many fine tunes, fly.
I'll have something for your ears soon! (no banjo, tho)



thanks grump........can't wait to hear it.:thumbsup:

uncle phil 01-28-2008 01:44 PM

youse gots ta love these guys:

http://www.kingstontrio.com/


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