What are You wearing RIGHT NOW - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

mythikal · 11-03-2006, 06:55 AM

so what are you wearing...........

Giant Hamburger · 11-03-2006, 07:12 AM

I'm wearing one of these

so I wont lick myself at work.

maleficent · 11-03-2006, 07:28 AM

but how will you know if someone else is licking you?

fhqwhgads · 11-03-2006, 07:33 AM

One sock.... guess where...

Giant Hamburger · 11-03-2006, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

but how will you know if someone else is licking you?

Beware potential lickers!
I secrete a hallucinogenic venom when agitated.

I will guess that fhqwhgads has placed his solitary sock over his swollen, exposed pineal gland that he has been resonating for far too long.

Turn off that infernal machine before it is too late!

maleficent · 11-03-2006, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Beware potential lickers!
I secrete a hallucinogenic venom when agitated.

you say that like its a bad thing..

Quote:

Originally Posted by fhqwhgads

One sock.... guess where...

i'm guessing your nose or your right ear...

or maybe your left hand and you've made a sock puppet and are putting on a show for the hot lady who lives across the street.

Brewmaniac · 11-03-2006, 10:05 AM

A thin blue sheet, that's all folks!

Charlatan · 11-05-2006, 05:32 AM

an evil grin...

My disarming smile is in the wash.

Crack · 11-07-2006, 01:42 PM

a smile and a toothbrush.

Extra credit: It's yours, and I am not holding it in either hand!

hotzot · 11-07-2006, 11:33 PM

scrubs and a lab coat

monkeysugar · 11-07-2006, 11:40 PM

Carpenter jeans, black t-shirt, black loafers.

Zeraph · 11-08-2006, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Beware potential lickers!
I secrete a hallucinogenic venom when agitated.

That would be so cool (if I could do that). Teach me your ways oh hallucinogenic veonomous one!

Just shorts and a T-shirt.

sillygirl · 11-08-2006, 03:27 PM

Suit jacket and pants and a blouse... and heels....

Grasshopper Green · 11-08-2006, 04:35 PM

clothes, and under those, my birthday suit.

BTW Sir Hamburger...do you remove it so you can lick yourself at home?

Charlatan · 11-10-2006, 06:13 PM

Interestingly GH is immune to his own secretions. However, like a dog, he is flexible enough to lick himself fully.

I am currently clothed in a kimono I stole from the last hotel I stayed in.

Fremen · 11-10-2006, 07:09 PM

I am currently clothed in a bedsheet with holes cut out for my eyes.

divagrrrl · 11-11-2006, 10:02 AM

burgundy underwear, a green Express sweatshirt, and the make-up I never took off after I got home from my show at 2:00 in the morning.

Oh and I have a cat on my lap. Does that mean I'm wearing it?

timothy4testes · 11-15-2006, 06:02 PM

a manthong and chocolate sauce

Mister Coaster · 11-18-2006, 09:41 AM

Denim jacket, gray t-shirt, jeans, socks, black safety shoes, boxers, and a watch.

I'm going to have to post here again when I get home...

World's King · 11-18-2006, 12:29 PM

Jeans, T-shirt that says "We're All Going to Hell," Black military style hat, black and pink Vision Street Wear shoes.

And a smile.

noodle · 11-18-2006, 08:49 PM

My favorite huge red robe, American Apparel pj pants, Socks to Stay Home In.
I feel pretty... oh so pretty...

Charlatan · 11-19-2006, 02:29 AM

I am wearing fredweena's underware.

noodle · 11-19-2006, 04:30 PM

Velvet pj pants, modal long-sleeve top

and an expression of sneaking suspicion that Charlatan stole my underwear and that it may show up in "The World Through My Phone" thread.

DaElf · 11-20-2006, 11:16 AM

Boxers, I live alone so I don't button the front.

slimshaydee · 11-27-2006, 05:51 AM

boxers, I live with family so I button the front.

Charlatan · 11-27-2006, 03:44 PM

I am wearing boxers as well.

(Fredweena's undies are in the wash)

Sultana · 11-27-2006, 04:27 PM

Black skirt, grey sweater, grey and black over-sweater (buttons).
Black hose. Black shoes. I feel rather funereal, but I've been informed that I actually look sophisticated.

I feel like I look like a New Yorker.

Bossnass · 11-27-2006, 05:03 PM

First real day this winter I felt cold.

Thermal Socks. Hiking boots. Flannel lined cargo pants and boxer briefs.
T-shirt under button down oxford under 100% shetland wool sweater.

Down vest and giant jacket around the back of my chair. Toque is still on, but the gloves are on the floor.

I came into the office as most were leaving this evening. There were judgmental looks about my toque and cargo pants. They looked unhappy and unprepared for the cold. I am warm and happy.

noodle · 11-28-2006, 06:40 PM

Modal/angora cranberry sweater, my favorite ultra low-rise jeans (that apparently make my butt look cute

), socks, and really, really tall shoes.
And my favorite net thong that Charlatan didn't borrow.

healer · 11-29-2006, 06:32 AM

Ultra low-rise jeans? So if there's no butt-crack showing then they're too big, right?

Right now...a boring white shirt and an even more boring green pants that's slightly too large. Or maybe I'm getting thin.

How I wish we could wear shorts to work. 32°C days are no joke.

maleficent · 11-29-2006, 06:36 AM

black suede skirt
black tights
black loafers
light pink button down shirt

shesus · 11-30-2006, 04:19 AM

Warm clothes..stupid snow.

Corduroys, turtleneck, and sweater. Getting ready to put on the snow boots. Oh and cranberry sauce, I'm a messy eater.

maleficent · 11-30-2006, 05:23 AM

you must pay higher taxes i the gold cost

It's raining this morning by the lake

shesus · 12-01-2006, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

you must pay higher taxes i the gold cost

It's raining this morning by the lake

If I am, then I'm going to fire the weatherman.

He said snow starting at 2:00 which is when I walk home from work. Nothing..wore my boots for nothing.

But today it is snowing so I have 3 layers on my legs and 2 layers on the top, and 2 layers on the feet...getting ready to put on the scarf, coat, and hat.

maleficent · 12-01-2006, 07:21 AM

it's gross out there today - more slush than actual snow...

purple flannel shirt
black tshirt
jeans
sneakers (was too lazy to wear boots and carry shoes

)

hotzot · 12-02-2006, 12:07 PM

my terry cloth shirt and jeans

noodle · 12-03-2006, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by healer

Ultra low-rise jeans? So if there's no butt-crack showing then they're too big, right?

I have a really long torso, the Ultra Low-Rise from Old Navy are the only ones that don't sit just below my rib cage. Crack is whack.

I'm getting ready to head out so I'm wearning said jeans again, a really comfy sparkly-ish hooded sweater, and flip-flops. It's 65 F again today... yay!

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-11-2006, 10:01 PM

Um, nothing. (A common enough occurence even though it gets cold here.)
Witness the snow penis at Tilted Nonsense, Take 3. Thank (God) for central heating. Yay.

m0rpheus · 12-13-2006, 01:25 PM

Jeans and an old Montreal Expos jersey.

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-14-2006, 12:02 AM

I hope those jeans are Levi's!

11-03-2006, 06:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
mythikal Upright	What are You wearing RIGHT NOW so what are you wearing........... Last edited by mythikal; 11-03-2006 at 06:58 AM.. Reason: missed "YOU"

11-03-2006, 07:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	but how will you know if someone else is licking you? __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

11-03-2006, 10:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	A thin blue sheet, that's all folks! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

11-05-2006, 05:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	an evil grin... My disarming smile is in the wash. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-07-2006, 01:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	a smile and a toothbrush. Extra credit: It's yours, and I am not holding it in either hand! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-03-2006, 07:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I'm wearing one of these so I wont lick myself at work.

11-03-2006, 07:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	One sock.... guess where...

11-07-2006, 11:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	scrubs and a lab coat __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

11-07-2006, 11:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
monkeysugar I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross. Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...	Carpenter jeans, black t-shirt, black loafers. __________________ I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good.

11-08-2006, 03:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Suit jacket and pants and a blouse... and heels.... __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

11-08-2006, 04:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	clothes, and under those, my birthday suit. BTW Sir Hamburger...do you remove it so you can lick yourself at home? __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

11-10-2006, 06:13 PM	#15 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Interestingly GH is immune to his own secretions. However, like a dog, he is flexible enough to lick himself fully. I am currently clothed in a kimono I stole from the last hotel I stayed in. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke Last edited by Charlatan; 11-11-2006 at 04:32 PM..

11-10-2006, 07:09 PM	#16 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I am currently clothed in a bedsheet with holes cut out for my eyes. __________________ Google

11-11-2006, 10:02 AM	#17 (permalink)
divagrrrl Crazy Location: SoCal	burgundy underwear, a green Express sweatshirt, and the make-up I never took off after I got home from my show at 2:00 in the morning. Oh and I have a cat on my lap. Does that mean I'm wearing it?

11-15-2006, 06:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
timothy4testes Loser	a manthong and chocolate sauce

11-18-2006, 09:41 AM	#19 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	Denim jacket, gray t-shirt, jeans, socks, black safety shoes, boxers, and a watch. I'm going to have to post here again when I get home... __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

11-18-2006, 12:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Jeans, T-shirt that says "We're All Going to Hell," Black military style hat, black and pink Vision Street Wear shoes. And a smile. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

11-19-2006, 02:29 AM	#22 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I am wearing fredweena's underware. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-20-2006, 11:16 AM	#24 (permalink)
DaElf Tilted Location: Washington	Boxers, I live alone so I don't button the front. __________________ I'm sitting at my desk right now waiting for you to reply to the above message.

11-27-2006, 05:51 AM	#25 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	boxers, I live with family so I button the front.

11-27-2006, 03:44 PM	#26 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I am wearing boxers as well. (Fredweena's undies are in the wash) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-27-2006, 04:27 PM	#27 (permalink)
Sultana Falling Angel Location: L.A. L.A. land	Black skirt, grey sweater, grey and black over-sweater (buttons). Black hose. Black shoes. I feel rather funereal, but I've been informed that I actually look sophisticated. I feel like I look like a New Yorker. __________________ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening My goal? To fulfill my potential.

11-27-2006, 05:03 PM	#28 (permalink)
Bossnass Détente Location: AWOL in Edmonton	First real day this winter I felt cold. Thermal Socks. Hiking boots. Flannel lined cargo pants and boxer briefs. T-shirt under button down oxford under 100% shetland wool sweater. Down vest and giant jacket around the back of my chair. Toque is still on, but the gloves are on the floor. I came into the office as most were leaving this evening. There were judgmental looks about my toque and cargo pants. They looked unhappy and unprepared for the cold. I am warm and happy.

11-29-2006, 06:36 AM	#31 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	black suede skirt black tights black loafers light pink button down shirt __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

11-30-2006, 04:19 AM	#32 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Warm clothes..stupid snow. Corduroys, turtleneck, and sweater. Getting ready to put on the snow boots. Oh and cranberry sauce, I'm a messy eater. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

11-30-2006, 05:23 AM	#33 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	you must pay higher taxes i the gold cost It's raining this morning by the lake __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-01-2006, 07:21 AM	#35 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	it's gross out there today - more slush than actual snow... purple flannel shirt black tshirt jeans sneakers (was too lazy to wear boots and carry shoes ) __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-02-2006, 12:07 PM	#36 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	my terry cloth shirt and jeans __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

12-11-2006, 10:01 PM	#38 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Um, nothing. (A common enough occurence even though it gets cold here.) Witness the snow penis at Tilted Nonsense, Take 3. Thank (God) for central heating. Yay. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-13-2006, 01:25 PM	#39 (permalink)
m0rpheus bad craziness Location: Guelph, Ontario	Jeans and an old Montreal Expos jersey. __________________ "it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

12-14-2006, 12:02 AM	#40 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I hope those jeans are Levi's! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT