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Caption this yard guy!
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"Fred couldn't remember if dingleberries were poisonous" |
Fred hadn't had sex in a very long time, needless to say, his standards were beginning to lower...
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"Is there a squirrel living in you? 'Cause I can clearly see your nuts"
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Mother of God.....
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That gives a new meaning to the "grASS is greener on the other side of the fence!"
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Hmmm... I wonder if need a condom? Don't wanna catch Dutch Elm Disease.
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"Hello? A-1 landscaping? I wanted a naked LADY, assholes! A lady! No, I don't care if it's Pride week; I'm not celebrating!"
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"Am I supposed to kiss it, fuck it or eat it? (damn, I think I got wood!)"
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"This is the best Christmas ever."
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Fred knew instinctively that Barney intended an insult. Fred had little else other than instinct.
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"Fred had been a nature lover until that unfortunate incident involving the dog with a large bladder."
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"He might be ready, but I'm not easy"
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"Fred covets his neighbor's wife's bush."
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"Larry found himself strangely aroused while looking at his neighbor's neatly trimmed bush."
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fred: goodthing this fence isn't high enough!
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Yeesh, Tequila, never again!
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I guess its time to mow the rectum
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"Mr. Dibley waited four months to moon his neighbor, yet when the guy finaly returned from his vaction, it was already too late, the grass has gotten the better of him."
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