How gay is your car?
 

The Internet, much like Schindler's List, is an ultimate good. To wit, it provides us with a plethora of useful information compiled by those who are proactive in their (abundant) free time.

Are you about to purchase a car? Wondering if that member of the opposite sex in the car next to you at the red light is potential fair game? Puzzled about the pointing, laughing and uninvited leering when you hit the strip on a Friday night? LOOK NO FURTHER! Thanks to this useful guide, complete with comments straight from the horse's mouth, you can make an informed decision, dispell doubt, put the moves on the right people for you and get the message out there!

How gay is your car?


Bob
planting seeds, sprinkling with jest

My boss and i just had a big laugh over this.....some of them surprised him but his ex boyfriend just bought #1 which we found rather amusing

Now I can be a confident heterosexual: I drive a Geo Metro.

None of mine were listed, as I suspected.

Kinda ironic that the car company that started under Hitler's influence now makes some of the 'gayest' cars around.

Oh, shit. I own a Jetta.
Guess its time to get a truck.

Excellent point. I actually laughed out loud at the thought. Time always wins over smucks.

Halx, we're sharing a brain, 'cause I was thinking the same thing.

Also, I drive a Ford Ranger. Now I know why my friends call it a dykemobile. Sigh.

I could hardly believe that the "New Mini" wasn't on the gay list. Weird.

Theres nothing wrong with my car, its not ugly or at all slow, just the name. Chevy Malibu....great for a girls car name, not for a guy. wtf was chevy thinking when they came up with that?

none of mine are on that list...

I personally have to argue with their top billing. I like Jettas if based on nothing but their MPG. Also Miatas are by FAR the gayest cars ever.

My damn Sentra is the suckiest car in the world. The gayest car in the world, in my opinion, is the Aztec, the second gayest is the Element. Those SUV/car/whatever they are, they reek with gayness through and through.

Damn I drive a saturn. Oh well, it was free, and its a four door...

Mine's number five. Good thing I'm secure with my sexuality.

They forgot the Honda Del Sol, and the Mercedes SLK

and the Precidia

My ex-roommate who always got accused of being a lesbian has a subaru Outback. I had to send her the link. She'll be sooooo angry. Heh, heh.

well, thank fuck i sold my corsa. it was an unwanted xmas pressie. i wanted a new sewing machine, but , no, they get me a car. typical parents. not even a proper lesbian car, but a straight car. i mean, what were they thinking?

.. everyone left out *THE* dyke-mobile ... The Suzuki Sidekick ..

and the gay-mobile? The Izuzu Amigo ..

^_^

i've always loved the VW Cabrio .. am i gay? .. i seem to only see girls driving em ..

In New England forest green Subaru Outback Wagons are inordinately popular with female couples (not just those bearing VT plates.)

so much h8 for the beetles and saturns. with saturns, you can hardly differentiate between a 1992 and 2002. =/

hmm, i have a jeep wrangler, a ribbon winner in both categories. I guess my options are to either became a flaming gay man or a butch lesbian. I'm going with butch lesbian.

Then again, any gayest car list in which the Miata doesn't win hands down is suspect.

Oh yeah, or a stripper. Jeep Wranglers are the official transportation of strippers everywhere.

I'm safe I guess....and the fact that I can drive over all the listed cars is nice to know also. haha

I can't figure out how a JEEP, made in Toledo Ohio, is on the gay list on either side? Can someone fill me in on that one? Jeeps were an intrigal part of my High School experience, not a weekend passed without going 4 wheeling in one, then drinking heavily and sitting around a camp fire...

it's not all jeeps my friend, just the wangler with the round headlights.....square headlight wranglers are ok because they don't have those pussy coil springs in the front. you see what I mean?

for instance you'll never see a homo driving a '67 CJ5.....but you will likely see one driving a shiney new wranger with a big painted rainbow on the hood.

glad I could clear this whole thing up for you all. :lol:

I have a ford explorer, but I used to drive a Miata M-edition.

The jeep wranglers not gay... I think Ill go cry and watch will and grace...

my holden station wagon just isn´t gay enough.
perhaps if i trade it in for a new vw beetle... one day.

cnor, thanks. I have a '95 Wrangler, right before they changed it into a car. No square headlights and its muddy as hell.

My Neon isn't on the list. So I can drive with confidance.

drive with confidence in a Neon? no gay guy would set foot in my fast food, cigarette butt, and coffe cup littered piece of shit.